Me: IIdaMomo! A ship between Iida and Momo!

Bakugo: Obviously...

Iida: Wow, I wasn't expecting to be shipped with anyone!

Momo: This is nice! We get along pretty well!

Deku: Maybe they ship you after you became the class president and the class representative! Oh! You remember Do or Die survival? Iida saved Momo back then! This is actually good! The ship makes sense!

Iida: You think so?

Hagakure: Sweet! 

Mina: I like this a lot!

Tokoyami: How long are you gonna keep us here?

Me: This is your class.

Tokoyami: ... How long do we have to be here?

Me: UNTILL I FINISH!

Todoroki: So Momo is dating me and Iida at the same time?

Mina: wai wait wait wait wait- 

Hagakure: You guys are dating?

Uraraka: Momo is cheating?

Momo: NO, TODOROKI! YOU GOT THE WRONG IDEA! MINA, YOU ARE MESSING WITH TODOROKI'S HEAD!

Mina: Ohhh..... now I get it.

Deku: Todoroki-kun. You are single. You are not dating anyone. What we see are ships. NOT who is dating who. No one is dating anyone in this class.

Todoroki: Oh, okay.