So as we all know chess has rules. And people who play chess know the rules and they think that they know all the rules and they to themselves well im good, but wait... What if there is more. Well this book is going to teach you all the chess moves you probably did not know. And the first chapter of the book is going to tell you the three forbidden moves in chess. Just one more thing, when i tell you these highly classified chess moves, that none of you are going to be scrubs, and go and try these moves in a real game, because if you do... I will find and i will tell mack everyday when he see's you to tell you you smell like tomato soup, trust me it's a horrible thing, you dont want it to happen to you. But anyways lets continue with the three forbidden moves in chess. #1. The slippery snake, this move is simply proformed when your losing a chess game and you feel like, you know you JUST WANT TO BE A COMPLETE UTTER SKRUB!!!. All you do is take your king and knock every other piece off and flip the board. There pretty easy right... Right? Well know you know how to do that move so lets move on. #2 the hairy hippoputomus. Again this move is great when your losing, the props you will need are, a pancake, pen, paper, and some sleepy gas um? dont ask questions just get these things that are listed, so after you have these odd things... You have to find an oppenent to play chess against, so about half way through the game you need to flip the board, next you need to pull out your pancake and smack DAT BOY RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH DA PANCAKE. After the oppenent is "imobilized" grab your pen and paper and write YOU GOT TROLLED SKRUBBBBB!!!!!. Oh and your probably thinking soo what did we need the sleepy gas for? Well thats a good question when he gets back up and realized what happend he is probably going to go super saiyhin rage mode on you your probably going to need to put him to sleep, but im not really going to go into to detail about how to do that just... Figure it out yourself im sure most of us have to put people to sleep before, oh wait... That might only be me just uh.... Forget i said that, um..... Lets go into the third and final forbidden move. Well actually this one is going to be a "little different" you are actually going to make up your own forbidden move just comment your own and i might add it in the second part. Also if their is atleast ten forbidden moves commented then i will make a second part and your forbidden move might be in it.