HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME 

I KNOW IM THE ONE SUPPOSED TO GET GIFTS BUT HERE YOU GO GUYS

I LOVE YOU

*Third Person POV*

"Thanks, Beidou!" Y/n waved at her friend after dropping them, and during that singular moment she was waving at Beidou Heizou dissappeared with Heiri.

"Huh-? Heizou?! HEIRI?!?!" Y/n panicked, looking around the whole harbour for her fiancé and her dear baby. She held her bag close to her chest and ran around the whole city looking for those two.

You'd literally never guess where they were.

Definitely not at Wanamin restauraunt.

Heizou wasn't playing with Gouba at all.

He definitely didn't order everything on the menu for Heiri

(CRAP I JUST HIT MY FUNNY BONE-)

Definitely not.

I'm kidding, the author doesn't know to lie.

They were at Wanamin restaurant playing with Gouba.

And Heizou really did order everything on the menu for Heiri.

When I talk about Heiri, I mean a kitten, a puppy, a fox, a red panda, a capy, like something small.

Not a fricking lion-

"Why the hell are you two here...?" Y/n deadpanned at the two, however, Heizou stayed chill.

"You see..."

I said I don't know how to lie, didn't I?

Heizou was scared.

"YOU AND BEIDOU SUDDENLY DECIDED TO TELL EACH OTHER YOUR WHOLE LIFE STORIES RIGHT AFTER WE GOT OFF THE SHIP-"

"IT WAS A WAVE!"

"THEN YOU WERE WAVING FOR 3 HOURS?!"

"DUDE WHAT-"

Very normal couple interaction. 

Well, not that I would know.

#imsingleforlifebrosomeonegivemeadvice

After they were done beefing in the middle of the street, they realized that the sun had already set. Y/n, her fiancé, and their child decided to stay at an inn for the night.

What do couples do in inns?

Some might say the nasty.

What did this couple do in the inn?

Play card games and yell at each other.

Well you see, they're more of bestfriends than a couple that are getting married in a few days

Who won in the end?

Heizou, of course. You think your dumbass can win against a damn detective while you just gamble everything in anything you do? I just called myself out, but still

Heizou grabbed the bottle of wine next to him and poured a bit for his wife...Then proceeded to drink wine straight from the bottle.

He then lied down, "Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember.."

"As if you've ever tried OsmanHICthus wine" Y/n mumbled and Heizou started grumbling and rolling around the floor

"I have~! That one green guy gave me a bottle of Osmanthus wine when he came for the Irodori festival as a thank you for helping him get Sara off his tail~!!"

"I'm telling on you!"

"Please, don't do that!"

In case you haven't noticed, yes, they're drunk

And in case you don't know, Heiri is extremely violent when she's pissed off

Hence why she started attacking her parents, jumping on their bellies, and scratching them on every part of their body.

The next morning, Heizou and Y/n decided to reach Mondstadt before sunset. So that's why I made them run.

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-Time Skip-

You saw nothing

After a tiring day, full of running, Y/n and Heizou finally arrived at Mondstadt.

It was stunning, breathtaking, and beautiful.

Literally the most beautiful thing in the entire world.

Y/n roughly grabbed Heizou's hand and walked through the gates of Mondstadt, the place was so pretty. Everything was so nicely decorated and there were flowers everywhere.

"Is there something going on? I don't think cities are so nicely decorated on a daily basis" Heizou stated as Heiri...made sounds as a sign of agreement.

"It's fine~! Let's go to...uh..." Y/n smiled but soon her smile soon faded and her bright eyes became dots

"Let's go to...?"

"I forgot the name."

The three of them stood there in silence. Well Heiri was technically hanging down.

"Do you remember where it was?"

"I do...That is if it didn't change"

"Y/N?!?!?!!?" someone shouted as Y/n heard footsteps approaching quickly, it was frighteningly quickly.

Y/n looked to the side only to be greeted by a girl in red, wearing a red bow, and holding a bow....

That sounds oddly familliar..

"AMBER?!" Y/n quickly uttered out before she was tackled to the ground by the ever-so-adorable outrider of Mondstadt

"ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE I'VE SEEN YOU!! ALL OF THE KNIGHTS THOUGHT YOU DIED!"

"YOU WERE THREE WHEN I LEFT! HOW DO YOU REMEMBER HOW I EVEN LOOK LIKE?!"

Amber got off of her, "Purple!"

"The man behind the slaughter?" Heizou looked down at his fiancé who deadpanned at him

"S H U T-"

"Oh? Who's this with you?" Amber asked and helped Y/n up

"That's my..."

'Oh no, not again-'

"Husband"
"Fiancé"
"Soon-to-be-husband"

"Boyfriend"
"Fiancé"
"Person"
"Best friend"
"OH FOR THE LOVE OF BARBIETOES-"

"So your fiancé! And who's this cute little baby?" 

"That's my cute little violent baby~ Her name's Heiri"

"Awww, she's so cute~ Nice to meet you, Heiri" Amber smiled and held up a hand to Heiri. Heiri placed her hand, paw, whatever the hell it is, on Amber's hand and let out a happy noise

Y/n stared at Amber happily while she was going on with her rants, 'To be honest, I don't think Amber changed at all from the Amber I knew back then..'