to all you who skipped the last chapter because you thought it was a lemon you just got pranked.

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Go to schleep.

Pleas.

Pleas.

You sit up in your bed with bloodshot eyes. What in the name of- why can't I sleep.. You rub your head having a bad feeling about something.

DING DONG I HAVE AN IDEA. You run over to the desk in your dorm room and bring your laptop to your bed. THE INTERNET WILL HEWP ME SWEEP I CAN JUST WATCH KINKY ASMR VIDEOS UWU-

(insert last chapter)
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"Woah uh, Y/N you are not looking so well, are you alright?" Uraraka turns her head while looking at you. "No offense but you look like you almost got killed by Shaggy, are you okay?"

"I couldn't sleep Uraraka! I saw horrible, disgusting things! (And by the way the Shaggy meme fucking sucks.)" You hold your head while reminiscing the previous night.

"What happened what did you see? Did you see Mineta naked?" Mina chimes in with a worried expression.

...

"W-No, I-I saw Youtube Rewind 2018."

"WHAT"

"NO OH MY GOD I AM SO SORRY"

"Are you suicidal?"

"I DON'T KNOW WHY I DID IT OKAY! I was just I don't know. I was watching-ahem educational videos and it was in my recommendations so I was like y'know what maybe it wasn't that bad and-"

"Was it really that bad or are you just jumping onto a hate bandwagon, anyway wasn't it posted like two months ago? It's practically a dead meme" Jirou asks with an unfazed expression while crossing her arms.

"The phrase, 'play me some of that jumping music' keeps on ringing in my ears. And Mark Ass Brownly, I can't even brea- OH AND PLUS I HAD THE WEIRDEST DREAM EVER but, we won't talk about that. Let's just go."

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"Woah y'all bitches got house arrest haha you suck."

"owo"

"Did you literally just say owo out loud I'm going to-"

You emerge from the crowd of people and see The Curry Slurper and All Might's secret love child cleaning up the main room in the building while everyone laughs at how unsmart they are.

"Wow you guys fought? Like on Smash or IRL?" You ask.

"Shut the fuck up." Bakugou rolls his eyes while Midoriya vigorously mops the floor.

"Oh, I almost forgot what happened yesterday because of um -all that i experienced last night-UH anyway, I'm really sorry Bitchugou, I didn't mean to make you feel bad..ARE WE FRWENDS OWO?"

"OF COURSE WE AREN'T FRIENDS SHITHEAD."

"I'll take that as a yes."

- (24 minutes and 32.3 seconds later)

"Do you have any sevens?"

"Go fish"

"What the hell guys? We're playing Uno?"

"Oh yeah."

Playing Uno with Kaminari, Kirishima, and Sero was not a good idea to say the least. Every time you were close to winning Kaminari either played his notorious +4 or they all just pretended they were playing go fish.

"I guess we'll have to start over. Put your cards in the deck and I'll shuffle them." Kirishima shrugs will the two other boys put in their cards.

"I LITERALLY HAVE ONE MORE CARD WHY CAN'T I JUST-"

"Sorry I can't hear you my airpods are in-"

"Stop being so loud." You turn around and see a face you hadn't seen since the sports festival. The barney haired sleep deprived freak in all his glory.

Kaminari grins, "Oh hey Shinsouuu! We're playing Go Fish want to join?"

You inhale deeply holding in a bruh sound effect 2, "WE'RE PLAYING UNO OKAY. And yeah Shinsou, do you want to join us?"

"Sure."

You smile while snatching the deck from Kirishima and giving everyone seven cards. "Alright, you know how to play Uno, right? What kind of idiot doesn't know how to play Uno it's basically written in everyone's genetic code."

"I don't really know how I never really had anyone to play it with."

"..."

"..o."

Everyone basks in an awkward silence until you finally break it. "I'll just get the instructions, then" ZOOM. You quickly walk out from the main room and speed walk to your room to get the instructions.

I left the instructions in my room PERFECT A PERFECT EXCUSE.. You think while running into your room. wait where are...where are the instructions.. I guess I threw them away. I bet Midoriya will have one!

*knock knock*

"huh"

"MIDORIYA! DO YOU HAVE THE PAPER INSTRUCTIONS FOR UNO?"

"Who doesn't know how to play Uno-"

"I know right? Anyway, I need to get some instructions because I said I would and when I come back empty handed it'll be awkward."

"Well sorry Y/N but, I don't have any. Maybe you can just, I dunno maybe explain the instructions? I can't talk for long me, Iida, and Ochako are going to meet up for a wave check soon."

"Ah shit you right, have fun! Wait, no you can't say any January memes because-"

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"Do you have any twos?"

"Go fish."

You return with your eye twitching as you stare at the four boys playing Go Fish with Uno cards. You slowly approach the table they're at and they all notice you.

Kaminari smiles while shoving a handful of Goldfish up his mouth, "Oh Y/N! Yeah since you were gone for so long we decided to just play Go Fish-"

"Are you..kidding me.."

"Why do you want to play Uno so badly anyway?" Shinsou asks with a small head tilt.

"Why? P-WHY??? Because I am UNO CHAMPION of the world and I NEVER LOSE. Uno is the game for champions, my friend. Also, Uno means one in spanish, it's a complex game that ALSO, teaches people to be bilingual. Oui oui monnami-"

"You're like kind of really weird." Shinsou slightly smiles.

"Hey!"

"What I didn't say it was a bad thing."

"..That was surprisingly cheesy and seems quite unfitting considering the whole atmosphere of this fanfiction but, otherwise thanks."

"What-"

"What?"

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...

gasp!!!!!

(insert sad song😢)

"There there Y/N, you'll be okay." Sero rubs your back as you sob into your hands.

"HOW DID HE BEAT ME I-I EXPLAINED TO HIM HOW TO PLAY SUPER HORRIBLY TOO AND- HE BEAT ME?"

Kirishima whispers to Kaminari, "We should've played Go Fish."

"Sorry N/N, I guess it's basically written in my genetic code?" Shinsou grins as you stop sulking.

"You can't just use my own words against me you monstEEERRR,"

"Oops."

"Don't be sarcastic either your ruining my pride."

"OoPsie dOopsIe."

"YOU SHUT UP OR I'LL-"

"No, you shut up or I'll tell everyone about your (insert thing) shrine."

"For the last FUCKING TIME, IT WAS NOT A SHRINE, IT WAS NOT EVEN MINE-"

"sorry bitch that's how mafia works."

"*pulls out meat scepter*"

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A/N sorry i really hate this chapter (i'm laying in my bed alone with a picture of an emoji with a nerf gun to its head while dressed as an e girl,,,😌🤙living the dream life). read my book called ingenue if you want probably not so pls don't.

can someone who/knows someone/ can draw bnha style draw my fvcking oc pls i'm desperate and can't draw an egg

song recommendation: sakanaction - Aoi