Heavy Metal Mater

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[The gang sees Guido singing]

Lightning McQueen: Hey, Mater, why don't you get out there and sing?

Mater: Nah. I don't wanna steal the show.

Lightning McQueen: Steal the show?

Mater: Well I was a big rock star.

Lucky: What?

Mater: Yes sir we. I started in a garage band. 

[Flashback to the past]

Mater: Dad gum, dad gum, dad gum, dad gum~

Mater: Dad gum, dad gum, dad gum, dad gum~

Mater: Dad gum~ Wow. We sounded pretty good. [gasps] let's get a gig.

[Later at a parking spot]

Mater: Dad gum, dad gum, dad gum, dad gum~

Mater: Dad Gum, dad gum, dad gum~

Mater: [scats] Dad gum~ Don't forget to tip your waitresses.

Tia: That totally rocked.

Mia: I know.

Tia and Mia: Do you guys have a record?

Mater: Uhhhhh. Be right back.

[They are later in a recording studio]

Mater: Dad gum, dad gum, dad, gum, dad gum, dad gum~

Mater: Dad gum, dad gum, dad gum, dad gum, dad gum~

[They continue then a drummer saw a fly and tries sweating it but drums like a rockstar drummer]

Mater: [gasps]

[The other players play faster]

Mater: Oh yeah!

Mater: Whaoo! Dad gum, dad gum~

Mater: Dad gum~

[ouside]

Car: What is that noise?

Manager car: That sounds like angles printing money to me.

[In the recording room]

Mater: Dad Gummmm~

Manager car: So you boys are good. All you need is a new name.

Mater: A new name? A new name...

Forklift: Delivery. Why do you want this heavy metal, Mater?

Mater: That's it!

[Later]

Mater: Dad gum, dad gum, dad gum~

Mater: Dad gum, dad gum, dad gum~

Mater: Dad gum!!!~

Mater: Let me hear you. Dad gum~

Mia and Tia: Dadgum.

Mater: Dadgum~

The band and crowd: Dad Gum~

Mater: Dadgum!!!!~

[A large balloon flies overhead]

[in reality, Lightning and the gang looks confused]

Lucky: You were Heavy Metal Mater?

Mater: D'oh. WE were Heavy Metal Mater.

[Back to the past]

Lightning McQueen and the gang: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!

Crowd: YEAH!

Lightning: Alright!

Lightning: Dad gum~

Mater: Dad gum~

Wallace: Dad gum~

Mater: Dad gum~

Lightning: Dad gum~

Mater: Dad gum!~

Pups & Spot: Dad gum!!~

[The crowd cheers. In reality]

Lightning McQueen: Sorry Mater, that did not happen.

Mater: Well. Suit yourself.

[McQueen and the gang looks up and gasps. The balloon from the concert flies overhead]

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