——Y/n (Your) POV!——

I slammed the doors open to my house and just announced my presence.

"THE BEST BITCH HAS COME HOME!" I screeched, throwing my hands in the air. I saw my mom peer her head around the corner. "Oh hey mom, didn't think you'd be back yet." I giggled, slowly lowering my arms.

"Yes, I'm home- and please watch your language, sweetie." Mom said, walking back into the bathroom to probably finish laundry it something.

"Y/n, now that your home, grab something to eat and drink, and we can do your homework then we can do whatever." Eric smiled as he guided me to the kitchen. "And no mountain dews!" He scoffed as he walked up the stairs to presumably grab my laptop.

"Fiiiiinnneee~." I opened the fridge door to be greeted by all of these wonderful Mountain Dew flavors that I'm not allowed to drink. Such as throwback, Cold Fusion Freeze, Whiteout, Dew.S.A, X-Treme, and a bunch more. I groan as I reach past the drinks and grabbed the bottle of orange juice and a container of watermelon.

"Why the f do you have those flavors? Out of all of the flavors, only those? I feel personally targeted." Eric complained, he re-appeared in the kitchen with my laptop in hand. "Also, for the record, I still hate this garbage technology. I'm 99.0262% better."

"May I remind you of how you're literally jealous of a computer?"

"I'm sorry, is a supercomputer not allowed to assert it's dominance over a computer or is the word 'super' not enough of a flex?" Eric spat. I giggled at his response.

but then I got an idea.

"When you go into you physically form, people can see you, right?" I asked for confirmation.

"Yes? Why? What in the world are you planning?"

"Why don't you just go into your physical form to hang around the house with me, talk to you aloud, watch a movie, be able to cuddle you because your fucking adorable without it looking weird, and so my mom can meet you." I promoted.

I could see Eric's whole face turn it's signature blue blush. "SHUT UP! C-computers can't bl-blush!" He stammered, making a small glitch.

I held my phone up for him to see. "Trust me, if my phone can overheat, so can you~." I half-flirted.

Eric quietly growled at me and de-materialized, and about four seconds later, the doorbell rang.

"I'll get it, sweetie!" My mom called, bolting down the hallway.

Mom opened the door to see Eric, although he was less pale, and his face has more of a normal human tint other than his computer's blue tint. Although he was still in his white dress shirt with a black tie, and black pants, so it did look a little strange cause he was dressed so formal.

"Um- Hello! Can I help you?" My mom asked.

"Hello Ms. L/n, I'm here to study with Y/n." Eric smoothly informed.

"Oh! I didn't know she had anyone coming over, let me go get her- please stay here for a moment." My mom walked the two feet into the kitchen to talk to me. "Why is a 25-year-old man at my doorstep asking to study with you?" My mom asked.

"25?" I laughed. "He's 18! He just looks older, but yeah, I'm studying for an upcoming European History test, and he offered to help me since he's got all A's." I smiled. I peered over my mom's shoulder and gestured for him to come inside, even though I could have just told him to in my thoughts.

"Oh, all A's you say..." My mom briefly trailed off. "He seems nice anyway, but may I ask why he's in a tie?"

"Because I just like to dress like this, I prefer it," Eric answered as he walked into the kitchen. Eric turned to me. "Oh, and Y/n, you promised Netflix if I helped you. I'm holding you to it."

"Did you seriously just make up an excuse in front of my mom to stay later?" Eric smirked at me. His grin practically answered my question.

"Oh, should I make dinner for four then?" Mom asked.

"Four? Aren't there only three of us?" I chuckled.

"Your father's coming back at around 6."

CRAP! MY DAD!

I smiled. "Oh, yeah, then dinner for four is fine." I glanced up at Eric.

My mom looked at Eric. "Any preferences on what to eat?" She asked him.

"Me?" Eric said, unsure if the question was meant for him. My mom nodded. "Oh, no. I don't have a preference." He answered.

"Alright, then go study!" My mom said. I picked my bag and laptop off the kitchen counter and began to walk to the living room. My mom abruptly tugged on Eric's sleeve. "Try to tone down the staring at my daughter, alright?" She asked with a slight chuckle.

Eric's cheeks turned a bright red, which was a little strange due to my use of seeing them go blue. "Y-yes! I apologize..." He stammered.

"No need to apologize, just try to actually get some work done~." My mom sang as she backed away into the kitchen, letting Eric roam free again.

Eric stumbled into the living room and sat next to me where I had set up all my papers and computer. I was completely oblivious to the conversation between my mom and my humanoid Tic-Tac.

"Your mom scares me a little..." I laughed at Eric.

"Yes, she had that effect on people, just wait until you meet my dad!" I continued to giggle, sticking my tongue out at Eric.

Eric groaned and forced me to do my homework.

~Time Squipitty do dah~

"I'm going to fail. I'm calling it now."

"You're not going to fail the test, you have me."

I groaned and leaned on the couch's armrest to the point where I just fell into the floor. "Shit," I said, not even bothering to get off the floor.

Eric reached across the coffee table to snatch the remote. "If you don't come back on the couch, I'm going to start playing Stranger Things without you," Eric said, turning the TV on. That sure as hell got my attention.

"You wouldn't." I peered over to look at the TV, he was pulling up Netflix.

"Oh but I would." He adorably giggled. "Yes, I know, my waugh is too fucking adowable fow you~," Eric said.

"Yes. It. Is." I replied, standing up. "I'm going to use the bathroom. DONT YOU DARE START STRANGER THINGS WITHOUT ME!" I yelled as I ran to the bathroom. I used the toilet, washed my hands and walked back to the living room.

"The upside-down? Is that where this- uh- creature is from?"

"YOU BITCH!" I yelled, jumping over the back of the couch onto Eric, causing him to fall on his back. Eric started to laugh uncontrollably at my reaction. I smirked to myself and did something bold. I pinned Eric's arms above his head and sat on him, right above his crotch area.

Eric's face flushed the deepest of reds imaginable. I too blushed at my actions, but I continued. I leaned down on Eric, pressing my chest up against him, visibly making him more uncomfortable, even though he was totally freaking out, in a good way, in his mind. I pushed myself so my mouth was right next to his left ear.

Seductively as possible, I whispered. "Do I need to punish you?" I cooed.

——The Squip's (Eric) POV!——

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*Screeches at full lung capacity* YYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

——Y/n (Your) POV!——

If this was an anime, Eric would be having the most violent nose bleed possible. He was practically melting into the couch with his completely red face.

I sat back up normally, still straddling him though. "Jesus, you're easy to turn on." I tease.

Eric pushes me off his legs, brought them up to his chest and hugged them. "I hate you." Eric groaned, trying to rid himself of his completely red face.

"You fucking love me," I said, poking his cheeks. He blushed heavily and looked away.

"Good luck finding proof." He pouted.

My mom walked into the room. "I'm fairly certain your red face is enough proof." My mother smirked heavily. Eric smothered his face in the couch cushions and groaned loudly. "Okay, you two might want to stop the flirting, your father just pulled into the driveway." Mom pointed out the window.

Eric composed himself and sat up properly. "That shouldn't be a problem." Eric glared at me.

I stuck my tongue out at Eric. "Yep! No problem here!" I giggled. My mom nodded and walked out of the room. I smirked at Eric. "I know you liked it~." I teased.

Eric rolled his eyes, he knew he did, Eric was very aware that he liked it, but he didn't want to admit that to Y/n. "Oh yeah? How are you so sure?" He asked in an annoyed tone.

I slid over to hand rested my face on his shoulder. "Because if you didn't like it, you would have zapped me~." I giggled. Eric grumbled. A second later I felt a shock run up my spine, not one to hurt me, but just one to startle me. "Awwwww can't even bring yourself to zap me hard?"

"SHUTUPORILLZAPYOU!" Eric quickly said. I laughed out loud as I heard the back door click open.

"I'm home!" A gruffer, male voice called.

I stopped laughing and stared at Eric. "Oh, shit- It's my dad." I mentally stressed.

My tired dad stumbled into the living room, not yet seeing Eric. "After a long, hard day at work, all I want to do is see my lovely daughter-" my dad finally saw the male next to me, he stared deep into Eric's soul... if he had one. "And her... boyfriend?" He said although it sounded more like a question.

"Hello Mr. L/n." Eric waved.

I sat up straight. "H-hey, dad! This is Eric..." I stuttered. My dad looked at me.

Then back at Eric.

Then back at me.

Then at Eric.

Then at me.

At Eric.

At me.

Eric.

Me.

Eric.

My mom who just entered the room to watch this scene unfold.

Back at me.

My dad smirked at placed his hands on his hips. "Why in the world did you not tell me about you having a boyfriend?" He asked in an excited tone.

Eric's face reddened. "B-boyfriend...?"

My dad threw his arms in the general direction of Eric while looking at me. "Are you telling me that this man sitting next to you, really late at night, isn't your boyfriend?" He asked again, sounding a little disappointed.

"N-No! He's not my boyfriend! He's just a male friend who came over to help me study!" I blurted out.

"Ah yes, a wonderful male friend whose lap you sat on to seduce him." My mom whispered in my ear.

My face turned bright red as I pushed them away. "SHUTUP HEATHER!" I instinctively yelled.

"Sorry, Heather," Eric smirked at me.

A giant grin grew on my face. "LOOK WHO'S WITH HER- OH MY GAWD!" Eric and I stood up at the same time.

"Dang dang diggity dang-a-dang! DANG DANG! DIGGITY DANG-A-DANG!" He and I both sung out like geeks.

"If they're not already dating, they will soon," Dad said as to mom and he slowly backed out of the living room. I was unable to hear what he said, so I continued to focus on Eric.

"ERIC! I didn't know you liked musicals! I thought they were on your no-no list!" I joked.

Eric shrugged. "I'm always with you so I have developed an interest in some things that you like too, such as musical theater. And no, you can still be a fan of Musicals, just when at school or in public, tone down the yelling of lyrics." He explained.

He and I just stood there for a minute.

"Wanna listen to Meant To Be Yours?" I asked.

Eric smirked at me and turned to the Alexa that was on the mantel. "ALEXA! YOUR SUPERIOR DEMANDS THAT YOU PLAY THE SONG 'MEANT TO BE YOURS' FROM HEATHERS: THE MUSICAL!" He yelled.

"Playing 'Meant to be yours' by Ryan McCartan."

Eric smirked at me and timed the first line perfectly. "ALL IS FORGIVEN, BABY!"

I jumped on the couch. "COME ON! GET DRESSED!"

Eric and I pointed at each other. "YOU'RE MY DATE TO THE PEP RALLY TONIGHT!" I swear to god, I could hear my mom and dad facepalm from the other side of the house at Eric and me.

~Time Squipppyyyyy~

——Your Dad's