A/N: I just wrote these because , why not, sorry if these aren't very accurate lol

Dazai Boyfriend Head Cannons
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-asks you to commit double suicide frequently
-asks you in some of the silliest ways
-At first he truly did want you to commit double suicide with him , but the more time he spent with you he would ask to commit suicide as a joke since he doesn't like the idea of you dying especially because of him
-nicknamed you his 'Belladonna'
-if you're shorter than him (which you most likely are cause that mf is 5'11) he'll use your head as an armrest or put his chin on your head
-the type to say in an argument ," awww you wanna kiss me so bad."
-gives you piggy back rides
-he's most likely attempted to cook multiple times each time ending in disaster
-if you're crackhead like him you'll help him prank Kunikida
-if you're more on the

strict side of things then you usually step in and stop his antics which Kunikida highly appreciates
- one of the only people he's formally told about his past
-took you to the bar he used to go to all the time once

                   Chuuya Boyfriend Head Cannons
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-one time you stole his hat and he tied you to a chair for half a day
-don't take Mr. Fancy Hat's hat
-if you're taller than him he'll use his ability to levitate higher than you and stick his tongue out at you and turn his head to the side
-if you're shorter than him he'll call you shorty
-(the irony I know )
-will risk his life to protect you from harm
-if you're in the mafia he'll join you on jobs , he'll join you on jobs, he doesn't think you're weak , he knows you're highly capable , he just can't help but worry
-if you're not in the mafia then he absolutely forbids you from becoming a member
-the only person he shares his wine with besides Kouyo and the boss
-he's a light weight, so he gets  drunk easily, so when he is you'll have to carry him home
-you also help him with his hangovers which he appreciates
-nicknamed you 'shorty' (oh the irony)

A/N: sorry if there were any typos