Rapmon: Sir, because I am reliable and responsible has leader ship skills---

Boss: But in your resume, it said "You Break Things" as your specialty.

RM: huh, what? 

*remembers it was V who made his resume*

Shit. V, I told him not to be so honest.

Boss: Why should I hire you?

Jin: Coz I'm beautiful. Isn't that enough to answer your question?

Boss: . . . . 

JHope: BECAUSE I'M YOUR HOPE, I'M YOUR ANGEL, I'M J----

Boss: Next..

JHope: WAIT YOU MUST SEE ME DANCE----

Boss: Security.. Please get this kid away from me.

Jhope: HOBI NEEDS WOOOORKK~ *taken away*

Boss: Why should I hire you?

V: Because you're hiring..

Boss:

V:

Boss:

V:

Boss: Are you from here kid?

V: *grins* I'm Bwi.

Boss: Why should I hire you?

Jimin: because sir, I have----

Boss: Next...

Jimin: Wait I haven't---

Boss: NEXT--

Jungkook: Because I'm 18, legal, public temptation, golden and the best.

Boss: Why should I hire you?

Jungkook: I----just---said it.

Boss: Go home, finish your studies first. Next!

Boss: so, why should I hire you?

Suga: Why should I answer you?

Boss: Do you know who you're talking to?

Suga: The one I'm replacing out. Coz I'm fucking HIRED IN THIS COMPANY! 

*while shoving the contract to the boss' face*

SWAEG~ Get your ass out from my seat coz Suga iz da bozz.