Me: ok you whores and kids before we move on to the next ship were going to get dazai's embarrassing photos out the way

There were some cheers

Dazai: what the heck do y'all want see embarrassing photos of me that bad

Chuuya: yes you get humiliated so yes

Dazai: you wound me chibi

Chuuya: stop calling me that I'm not that short

Dazai: yes yes your still growing~

Chuuya: you little-

Me: aaand first photo

Me: so umm dazai what you doing in there

Dazai: chuuya threw me in there

Chuuya: and I do it again

Akutagawa: I can confirm I watched it

Gin: I recorded it

Atsushi: I saw it from afar it was very concerning

Mori: I tried to stop it

Fukuzawa: barely

Mori: shut it

Me: ok gays and lesbians next one

Chuuya: ew

Dazai: chibi is so mean!!!

Kunikida: why does he look like that

Yosano: he looks constipated

Ranpo: your right he does *laughs*

Dazai: this is so cruel to poor me

Fyodor: maybe next time you won't insult me

Dazai: yea maybe (probably gonna do it again)

Me: alright next

Kouyou: that is the ugliest shocked face I've ever seen

Half the room agrees

Dazai: THIS IS SO CRUEL!!!

Me: I'm so nice next

Everyone bursts out laughing

Dazai: *crying inside*

Me: next one and dazai I'm not sorry

Dazai: wha-

Chuuya: what is fuck that

Mori: I'm sorry but that thing is so ugly

Akutagawa: gut wretching

Gin: intestine twisting

Huguchi: throw up worthy

Tachihara: ugly ass shit

Kouyou: that's oh that's just no

Kunikida: my eyes burn staring at that monstrosity

Dazai: next please

Me: ok then next one

Everyone bursts out laughing

Chuuya: baldzai

Dazai: actually gonna crash out rn

Me: ok that was the last one

Hi guys how are you this was just a little filler until the next ship part so yea anyways hope you guys have a good day/night bye my little foxes

Question of the day: What's dazai's ability called