Me- okay, lets start with some random stuff

(sorry if it's blurry)

Atsushi- wow, where are we?

Me- you're at a party

Dazai- I don't remember this...why is Oda there?

Me- umm... the creator wanted to add him

Mori- creator?

Me- next!

Chuuya- it is unfair how tall Dazai is

Kouyou- hey, your almost the same hight as Atsushi

Dazai- Atsushi, you need to grow!!!

Atsushi- what, why?

Dazai- no one can be shorter than Chibi

Chuuya- Dazai!

Me- aww, kids Akutagawa and Atsushi

Chuuya- cool

Dazai- Chuuya, you look cute with those little horns

Fukuzawa- Dazai, do you have ears and nine tails?

Me- oh, yeah. in this universe, Chuuya is the descendants of a devil and Dazai is a Kumiho

Yumeno- so, they are dating?

Chuuya- Kyusaku Yumeno!

Elise- oooh, full name. that's not good

Higuchi- nope

Elise- what's his punishment?

Kunikida- punsihment?

Ranpo- you give them punishments

Chuuya- well, it wasn't something dreadful. no ice cream for the next 2 days

Yumeno- aww man

Mori- how come no one else is ever invited to these meetings?

Akutagawa- because were all friends and more from the agency means we need more from the mafia to make it equal so we just stick with 2 from each

Atsushi- also because we get along...mostly

Dazai- yeah, it is mainly me and Akutagawa for some reason, and Chibi and Atsushi. they usually chose where we go

Kenji- I wanna join!

Ranpo- sorry kid. They gave reasons

Kouyou- doesn't men we can't have a big party with everyone invited

Yosano- yes!!! I vote Mr Nakahara's place

Kyoka- yup

Chuuya- betrayal!

Dazai- please!

Chuuya- no

Akutagawa- please

Chuuya- nope

Tanizaki- why not...

Chuuya- just...no!

Elise + Yumeno- pretty please!

Chuuya- well...sure

Everyone- what?!? it was that easy?

Elise- yay

Me- aww. next!

Kenji- take away!!!

Naomi- Atsushi, you look so happy

Atsushi- I was

Me- wait! this actually happened?!?

Akutagawa- well, yeah. except dad wasn't wearing glasses. and where did that cat come from?

Mori- I'm a Grandad!

Kouyou- I'm a grandmother!

Elise- you didn't know that? we've all nearly called him dad, even though he is smaller than most of us

Akutagawa- wow, Rashomon got a bucket and spade?

Dazai- Chibi, you're shirtless in front of me! I'm, honoured

Chuuya- s-shut up idiot Dazai

Elise- eek. I love the swim suit. dad, can we buy it?

Chuuya- Elise we can't go shopping once every 2 days. but yes

Kyoka- sweet...

Kenji- fair!

Naomi- when is it? is it annual?

Atsushi- it is annual, I think it was June time?

Dazai- we went on June 19th, for my birthday

Naomi- cool. were all coming next year

Ranpo- wow, Chuuya and Akutagawa seem close

Chuuya- were good friends

Akutagawa- yeah, nothing more

Dazai- my dog!

(pulls Chuuya to his chest)

Chuuya- D-dazai!

Me- I love ice cream. and don't Atsushi and Chuuya look cute

Chuuya- you keep referencing me and Atsushi, is there something going on?

Me- no. I just think bottoms deserve more credit

Atsushi- bottom to who?

Me- isn't it obvious?

Fukuzawa- Atsushi to Akutagawa, and Chuuya to Dazai

both- oh

Gin- well, that seems fun

Yosano- you look like pop stars

Me- actually, I think they are in this AU

Tachihara- woah, cool!

Me- royalty AU, one of my favourites!

all- woah.

Kouyou- Chuuya, you look like a queen, or a princess, not a king or prince

Chuuya- mom!

Mori- she is right

Port Mafia- *laughing*

ADA- *wants to laugh, but are still a tiny bit wary*

Dazai- I think he looks cute