Dazai : Oh damn he's fine as fuck 

Chuuya : Thank you I already know that though!

Akutagawa : He isn't lying though!

Kunikida : The waist ate

Dazai : Who are you the Kunikida we know doesn't talk like that!!

Kunikida : well I can talk like y'all too..

Dazai : I want you to be my boy not girl~

Chuuya : Bro if you don't actually shut the fuck up I'ma body slam your ass to fucking China bitch

Akutagawa : Bestie..

Chuuya : My bad best friend!

Dazai : * gets jealouse*

ASIA : jealouse ass bitch OH TOODLES!!

Atsushi : who the hell is Toodles.

Dazai kisses on Chuuya's neck a bit secretively 

Asia : A little SOUKOKU abilities!

Dazai : Cherry blossom iced tea!

Chuuya : Cherry blossom iced tea?

Dazai : I want a kiss from Chuuya! 

Chuuya : then come get a kiss from me?

Dazai : Y-Y-YIPPIE YIPPE YIPPE YIPPE YIPPE YIPPE YIIIIPPPPPPPPEEE

Dazai kisses Chuuya on the cheek multiple times while Chuuya just lets him

Chuuya : Oh! is this how you view me?~

Dazai : Well it's not my fault your so fucking addicting you fucking seduce me with your eyes even when your not trying to!

Kunikida : oh such a simp?

Mori : he was such a fan boy for Chuuya even though he acted like he hated him 

Dazai : I DID HATE HIM!! >////<

Chuuya : mhm sure.."Darling~"

Dazai faints and falls onto Chuuya.

Chuuya : I really wasn't cut out to be a lab rat!!

Dazai looks at Chuuya with worried ness 

Dazai : Chibi you ok?

Chuuya looks back at Dazai and screams like the video.

Chuuya : Now I'm okay!

The agency and Mafia looks at Dazai who is completely unfazed by the scream.

Chuuya : awh how adorable baby~

Dazai : Call me that again!

Chuuya : Baby~ Darling~ honey~ dear~

Dazai : God damn your hot as fuck~...

Akutagawa : are we interrupting something..

Gin : AKUTAGAWA YOU RUINED IT WE HAD SNACKS TO WATCH IT NOW THEY STOPPED GOD DA-

Dazai : he does have a nice chest!

Chuuya : oh..thank you?

Dazai : your welcome anything for you my love!