Chuuya- sooo. what's next?

me- why are you asking me?

Kenji- um miss, you're the one who brought us here

me- oh right. well since it was you two, how about we reveal a little secret

Dazai- Chibi, what secret? I thought we promised to tell each other everything now

Chuuya- it never came up in conversation, Mackerel

Yosano- oooh, tea!!!

Mori- you seem...close

Yosano- be quiet Mori, no one wants to hear you. we are looking for the teaaa~

Mori- ugh

Kouyou- I don't believe it, he actually listened!!

Dazai- Kenji, im the only one who is suppose to thank Chuuya

Chuuya- hes a kid Dazai, leave him alone

Kenji- yes, listen to on-Chuuya-san

Kyouka- what were you going to say Kenji-kun?

Kenji- what do you mean *smiles nicely and tilts his head at her*

Kyouka- nothin Kenji-kun

Dazai- Kenji!

Kenji- oh, I remember that!!! that was when I fell off the ADA building!

Fukuzawa- you did what?!?

ADA- are you okay?/how?/were you attacked?

Mori- wait!, why was Chuuya there

Chuuya- I was in the are shopping, and I saw a kid falling, i'm not gonna let a kid die if I can save them. I also realised it was Kenji-chan, so of course i'm going to catch him

Mori- oh! so you're close?

Chuuya- yes??

Tanizaki- back off Mori!

Tachihara- calm down 'zaki, please

Tanizaki- wha! fine.

Ranpo- lets carry on

Fyodor- ahhh, what a fun day that was

Kenji- yeah! we went to Disney!

Chuuya- that was a nice day

Yumeno- you went to Disney without me???

Ranpo- wear a hat two days before and you can come next time! although for the rest of you its 2 years

Dazai- how did you pay for all this?

Kenji- wait you didn't know

(behind Dazai, Chuuya, Ranpo and Fyodor were signing him to stop and sit down)

Kenji- what are you doing?

(Dazai turns around, and the others are glaring at each other to get scent off their trail)

Dazai- Kenji, how did you pay?

Chuuya- oh no *pales*

Kenji- we used your card Dazai!

Dazai- which one

(lets pretend Dazai is extremely rich)

Kenji- it was black, and had no numbers on it, I thought it was fake

Dazai- and how much did you spend

Kenji- cant remember

(Dazai turns around to the other three)

Dazai- how much?

Ranpo- *sighs* around 2,448,338 yen (around £15,000)

Dazai- Chibi, what did I tell you, you can use as much as you like! you could have spend way more!

Chuuya- I-i know, but I hate spending your money, I just didn't have enough at that moment as I had spent it all on hospital bills for Black Lizard and Aku

Dazai- come here.

(Chuuya walks over to him, and Dazai grabs him and pulls him onto his lap, hugging him from behind, and kissing the top of his head)

Fyodor- ugh, to much love.

Ranpo- whatever

(they glare at each other, then Ranpo sticks his tongue out at Fyodor and walks over and sits next to Poe)

Tachihara- huh, Kenji you actually suit Nakahara-huns hat

Kenji- thank you sir

Tachihara- you can call me Tachihara

Kenji- okay!!!

Atsushi- how cute!!!! but I still don't get the secret? was it the money?

Elise- I guess it was

Me- nope! however I cant seem to find a picture of it, so ima just tell you if you don't figure it out

Dazai- Chibi, your hair is a mess

Chuuya- I don't need to comb it before breakfast

Yosano- that's your appartment? suspicious

Kouyou- at least he's eating breakfast

Kenji- why do you think I go over? I mean there are two reasons

Akutagawa- how...sweet?

Atsushi- it really it!!!

*Aku smiles at him*

Kenji- ahhh! I forgot you did that, lemme that you when we get out, where do ya wanna go?

Chuuya- Starbicks

Kenji- of course!!! is it your original order???

Chuuya- yup

Dazai- what his original order?

(I didn't search this up, this is just my best guess)

Kenji- strawberry and cream Frappe

Yumeno- nice!

Yosano- i'm surprised its nothing alcoholic

Chuuya- i'm not drinking alcohol infant of Kenji

Poe- it's nice you care

Higuchi- cuteeeee!

Kunikida- I still don't get the relationship, are you friends?

Chuuya- well, duh! idiots...

me- shoot, wrong button!

me- meh, its cute

Yosano- I know I shouldn't think this, but mafia Dazai is pretty hot

Dazai- Yosano, I wasn't!

Kunikida- since when did you deny a compliment

Chuuya- yeah, he is...

Dazai- Slug! *blushes*

Chuuya- what?

Dazai- nothin'

Ranpo- you should make a book, 101 ways to use a hat. 1. wear it. 2. hide an obvious kiss!

Poe- Ranpo...

Chuuya- whatever

Fukuzawa- *facepalms*

Kenji- well I think its a nice use

Chuuya- thanks 

Kenji- your welcome oni-chan!!!

*everyone choked on drinks or choked on air, dont ask how*

all- what?!?

Mori- you are related to a member of the ADA?!?

Chuuya- yeah? problem?

Aku- i'm sure he dosen't have one

Gin- I think its sweet

Higuchi- yeah

Hirotsu- whatever makes you happy.

Tachihara- aww

Dazai- but you look nothing alike, and Chuuya, what about your past???

Kenji- ah, that.

Chuuya- yeah, Kenji is my biological brother, or well my real selfs brother. but I was given to the orphanage before he was born and the found him after you deflected

Atsushi- its nice that your so close