A/N: sorry it has been so long and I dont really have a good excuse, however my parents took me to Japan over easter!!!!!! but I know easter was ages ago, so sorry again.

me- soo......lets begin

Dazai- O-odasaku?

Mori- sad loss for the mafia indeed

Kouyou- shut up

Mori- *offended*

Chuuya- and you tell me off for going to the bar

Dazai- I tell you off for going alone and without me, your too pretty, and there would be loads of people into you

Chuuya- thanks?

Gin- surprisingly sweet?

Hirotsu0 no, Dazai is just overprotective

Atsushi- this doesn't still happen, does it?

Kunikida- you can get help you know

Dazai- hasn't happened for a while

Kouyou- how long is a while?

Dazai- 5 months

Gin- since he was on good terms with Chuuya

Higuchi- this has two meanings!

Dazai- what?

Chuuya- yeas, it does

Akutagawa- either this is when Dazai left, or Dazai is dead

Mori- smart as ever

Elise- P3d0ph1l3-

Hirotsu- typical

Gin- I mean it is

Higuchi- failed suicide

Yumeno- to be honest, that's kinda embarrassing

Elise- yeah, to fail at dying

Dazai- I am being roasted by literal 5 year olds 

Elise- um, i'm 10 you bald bastard

Dazai- im not bald!

Chuuya- but you are a bastard

Dazai- Chibi!!!!!!!

Chuuya- just stating facts

Mori- you watch too much TV

Akutagawa- you can never watch too much TV

Gin- getting into a world of magic and mystery or being in a horror film

Higuchi- and then getting lost in such long series which have loads of plot twists

Elise- always leading you to what happens next

(their eyes are sparkling)

Fukuzawa- I cant believe we were losing to you guys!

Chuuya- hey!

Kouyou- at the end of the day they are still just teenagers

me- carrying on!!!

Atsushi- that's sweet

Poe- how interesting

Dazai- he follows me?

Chuuya- that's a bit creepy not gonna lie

(this gave me flashbacks of watching The Black Phone and I have no clue why 😭)

Kunikida- you were there?

Dazai- yeah

Fukuzawa- we are sorry for your loss

Dazai- don't think much of it

me- next, we will se the real reason that Dazai would be sad forever, and please remember that this hasn't happened and is not in your universe. 

Dazai- Chibi!

Chuuya- oh, he's scared of me using corruption to the death?

Yosano- that can happen?

Chuuya- well yeah, i'm only the vessel and once I die the god would be released

Artsushi- God?

Mori- Arahabaki, the God of Chaos and destruction

Higuchi- your chest hurts because your in love

Akutagawa- this won't happen right?

Chuuya- Aku, come here. *opens his arms*

[I know this wouldn't happen, but screw that]

(Akutagawa walks over to Chuuya and sits on the floor, in-between Chuuya's legs. Suddenly black lizard, Yumeno and Elise walk over and sit near him aswell. Hirotsu on the sofa, not he other side of Dazai, Higuchi curled up against his left leg and gin on his right. Tachihara was next to him, to the displeasure of Dazai)

Fukuzawa- family *smiles*

me- SHOOT, WRONG ONE!!!!!!

Dazai- EW!!

Fyodor- GROSS!!

Dazai- I would never date a rat

Fyodor- I would never date a lanky man

Dazai- lanky?!?!

Kouyou- okay boys, lets move on, it was obviously an accident

(Dazai wraps his arms around Chuuya's shoulders and pulled him closer to him, indirectly pulling the rest of the mafia who were attached to him with him)

Dazai- sorry

Higuchi- no problem

Gin- overprotective much

Atsushi- you look cool!!!!

(somehow, Atsushi had joined the group, and was sitting on Akutagawa's lap, leaning back)

IN FUKUZAWA'S HEAD: *they are really just kids with nowhere to go, they should join the ADA*

IN MORI'S MIND: *hopefully this will convince Dazai to rejoin the mafia, and even that weretiger*

Ranpo- that's cute

Dazai- I know

Kunikida- you gave him your jacket? you never take that thing off!

Chuuya- I guess i'm just that special

Mori- dont be arrogant Chuuya

Kouyou- be quiet you hypocrite

Ranpo- Odasaku's  jacket?

Dazai- yeah. I miss him

Yosano- does he have a grave?

Dazai- yeah why?

Yosano- we can go visit after if you want

kyouka- that would be nice I think

Dazai- sure *slightly tearing up*

Kunikida- we already know about this

Me- yeah, but she's cute and does look so much like the both of you

Chuuya- I agree, however she isn't biological sadly

Akutagawa- she isn't? I thought she was

Gin- yeah, me to

Higuchi- siblings think alike, ey?

Hirotsu- I guess so

Akutagawa- that was an insult, wasn't it?

Higuchi- how could you tell?

Tachihara- you weren't being discreet

Chuuya- also you are almost always sarcastic

Tanizaki- you guys remind me of characters of my favourite TV show 

Higuchi- what is that show?

Tanizaki-