me- next, cursed ships

Kenji- cursed?

Fukuzawa- it means ships that are weird and should never happen

Dazai- oh...great...this will be fun

Dazai- actually...no!!!

Chuuya- who is that?

Dazai- why do you need to know?

Chuuya- he's cute *shrugs*

Mori- innocence mode activated

Chuuya- there he is again

Mori- i recognise him

Gin- same

Me- that's Fydor, he's a rat

Elise- that's not nice

Yumeno- maybe he is though

Elise- Dad wouldn't date a rat

Yosano- I guess that is why it is a cursed ship

Mori- why is this cursed?

Me- no offence but I ship you with Fukuzawa

Fukuzawa- what?!? him?!?

Me- that's what I just said

Higuchi- why is this cursed?

Me- because Akutagawa is shipped with Atsushi, and that is final!

Atsushi- I'm sorry Ichiyo-chan

Higuchi- its okay

Me- the final one, someone might wanna hold Dazai back

Dazai- it better not be one with MY Chuuya

Kenji- umm...

Chuuya- Dazai...can you please let go, I can breath

Kouyou- Dazai Osamu, let go of my son right now!!!

Dazai- *realises* oh, sorry Chibi

Chuuya- its okay Dazai

Mori- well, I would prefer a more father-son relationship 

Verlaine- is it weird that I find this cute?

Everyone else- YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tachihara- what a weirdo

Hirotsu- right?