Lyra- next, an AU

Akutagawa- am I in ADA uniform?!?

Chuuya- i'm the same

Kyouka- umm...Atsushi, are you in the PM?

Theo- he is

Dazai- why am I in the back

Chuuya- because your not important

Mori- is that my jacket?

Dazai- I become boss of the mafia?!?

(he gets mad, which gets Chuuya into a flashback of Verlaine)

Chuuya- *whimpering*

(Dazai and Mori begin a shouting fight, almost everyone joins in. Chuuya curls into a ball by the wall, Verlaine notices and goes over to him. he comforts him surprising Chuuya. Kouyou notices)

Kouyou- shut up, all of you!!!

Fukuzawa- why?

Kouyou- your scaring my son!

Dazai- Chibi?

(he runs over to Chuuya and Verlaine, comforting him along with Verlaine until he falls asleep. he picks him up bridle styled walks back over to their seat)

Dazai- carry on

Kunikida- Dazai is still confused

Kenji- Atsushi, you still like flowers!!!

Atsushi- yeah, I guess

Kajii- my ship!!!

Gin- you both copy each other!

Dazai- why is Chuuya so cute *complaining*

Mori- why is he complaining?

Elise- yeah, he should just accept that his fiancé is cute and leave it at that

Dazai- ODA?!!?

Lyra- yeah, you actually created this reality, its one where Oda is alive, however he hates you as he is in the ADA and you are head of the Port Mafia

Dazai- oh...

Fukuzawa- Dazai, are you okay?

Dazai- yes, yes. of course