Chuuya : always so protective..

Dazai : well u have a sexy body and I don't need anyone else seeing it!

Chuuya : but there my clothes so I can wear them however I want bitch!

dazai : ok then but when chibi gets harassed by a stranger don't come crying to me

Chuuya : ...

Dazai : * looks down at him as his gave softened* I am sorry i will protect you if you get harassed!..

Dazai : chibi chan is so shy!

Chuuya : shut up you waste of bandages..

Chuuya : your always so sleepy when you come home

Dazai : I get all my energy back when I get kisses from you~

Dazai : he was looking extra fine that day!

Chuuya : yeah and after that you fucked me..

Kouyo : any gays why is his hair in ur mouth dazai-kun

Dazai : I actually don't know..