Kunikida- what's next?

Lyra- umm...whatever I find?

Fukuzawa- how long left?

Lyra- I don't know

Atsushi- so cute!!!

Mori- I have to agree

Akutagawa- did he fall asleep while pouring coffee?

Chuuya- this dumbs didn't let me have my morning coffee yet!

Kouyou- they didn't do anything...right?

Lyra- I don't think so. that was last night 

Higuchi- so cute!!!

Chuuya- yo got over your crush?

Higuchi- yeah, I think I got the wrong Akutagawa

Gin- wait what?

Dazai- so cute!!!!!!

Chuuya- wasn't that last night?

Elise- yes!

Yumeno- it was so fun!

Dazai- why wasn't I invited?

Chuuya- you didn't have a nightmare as 3am

Dazai- how do you know that?

Fukuzawa- Dazai you are tall

Chuuya-ha! I told you...i'm not that short

Tachihara- no, you still are

Chuuya- hey

Gin- so wholesome!!!

Lyra- I know right

Atsushi- you look like a school boy Chuuya-san

Chuuya- and you look like a toddler 

Akutagawa- so cute!

Ranpo- he's acting different

Lyra-now the next ones, I ask you not to freak out as it is in a different reality

Kunikida- that's gonna make them freak

Akutagawa- no!

Dazai- Chibi is mine!!!

(they tighten there grips on there boyfriends and pull them closed)

Chuuya- chill out, i'm yours. we all know that

Atsushi- yeah, i'm not going anywhere Aku

Verlaine- cute~

Higuchi- that us cute though

Gin- don't tell them that

Chuuya- he's still hot

Lyra- *winces* Chuuya, he's Dazai, your in trouble

Dazai- whose that?

Chuuya- my kid

All- you have a kid?!?

Chuuya- well...

Dazai- whose the mom?

Chuuya- me

Mori- hah?!?

Elise- ah...Kanna

Yumeno- my bestie!!!!!

Yosano- ah, how are they doing?

Chuuya- good

Dazai- who. is. the. other. parent?

Chuuya- they don't, there from an orphanage which had a massive fire, so I adopted them

Dazai- oh! there's more than one?

Chuuya- 7

Lyra- I'll show you now, you've seen Kanna

Fukuzawa- name?

Chuuya- Miyu

Dazai- it suits her *smiles*

Chuuya- Chouko

Atsushi- he looks like you!!!

Chuuya- yeah, I was surprised aswell

Mori- *there's something he's not telling us*

Chuuya- Mai, she's 4

Verlaine- cute

Chuuya- your not going near any of them

Chuuya- right one is Elric

Yumeno- where were you?

Chuuya- disney

Mori- was that when you called for a months leave?

Chuuya- umm....maybe?

Gin- why a month?

Chuuya- we went to London aswell, it was so fun!!! also I had to enrol them in school

Dazai- what's the left one called?

Chuuya- oh, Hiroko

Tachihara- such positive names

Chuuya- oh, and also have Aya but you've all met her

Elise- Bestie!!!!

Ranpo- is that Kenji?

Chuuya- huh, looks like it. but I only have 7

Lyra- adopt him!

Chuuya- kid do you have parents?

Kenji- well...yes but there abusive

Chuuya- why don't you join me and my kids, you get new siblings

Kenji- yes, please!!!!

Dazai- so cute!!!

Mori- Kajii we need to turn him into a child for a day

Kouyou- yes!

Chuuya- no!

Fukuzawa- Dazai is top, right?

Chuuya- *sighs* yes

Dazai- don't act so down Chibi

Mori- my son!!!!!

Elise- *raises eyebrows* looks like your da-

Chuuya- shush!

Yumen- you didn't include us in your kids, so no

Chuuya- I didn't because everyone already met you and your here right now, I actually have 10

(if anyone has a translation, it would be appreciated)

Atsushi- did they...

Lyra-i think so

Ranpo-yes, Dazai is shirtless, seems like Chuuya cant stand. All Chuuya is wearing is a shirt, and may I add, it's Dazai's. he also seems to be comforted by Dazai...so...

Kunikida- Chuuya is so small

Fukuzawa- okay then

Higuchi- Chuuya-san, your so cute!!!

Chuuya- I-i am n-not!

Dazai- don't try and deny it baby

Chuuya- *baby?!?*

Mori- your a blushing mess Chuuya