Dazai : alright for one I would never do that to someone

Chuuya : yes you would..

Dazai : ok but not to anyone I like !

Chuuya : oh so you like him?

Dazai : not like that Chuuya  you know I love you!

Kunikida : besides I would never like this suicidal kid.

Kunikida : but still that's a heartless thing to do.

Dazai : well it's not my fault it's my future self's fault.

Chuuya : your future self is so fruity..

Dazai : why are you such a hater!!

Chuuya : because it's you

Dazai : your all some broke feins..

Chuuya : dazai that is disrespectful!

Asia : low-key didn't expect that to happen uhm...

Chuuya : AH WHAT THE FUCK

Verlain : Chuuya watch your language!

Chuuya : and you call me the slut??

Dazai : Chuuya baby I don't even know half those people yet!

Chuuya : hmph!

Dazai : Chuuya!!

Chuuya : uh i- y-you pervert! (>////<)

Dazai : see chibi I only love you (>v<)

Verlaine : well dazai I see you have a LOT of things you wanna do with my son?

Rimbaud : baby...

Dazai : mr . Verlaine San I have no intention of fucking your son...at least not every seconds of the day ( "although I wish I could" he though to himself)

Verlain : I'm killing the kid

Chuuya : papa no!