Dazai : oh wow what a traitor Mr. kunikida can't believe ur trying to take my manz..

Kunikida : I wasn't he just came in me!!

Chuuya :dazai u threw me onto him sooo.

Dazai : I'm gonna treat you like the fucking slut you are

Chuuya : excuse me??

Dazai : ur exused

Chuuya smacks dazai back into his senses 

Dazai : I'm sorry chibi!!

Chuuya : shut up