Dazai : can you make my heart stop

Chuuya : that's kinda gay bro..

Akutagawa : looking good Chuuya san

Chuuya : why tha-

Dazai : who gave your permission to speak ryunosuke

Akutagawa : nobody sir..

Chuuya : dazai leave the poor kid alone..

Dazai :chuuya we know for a fact ur not the boss

Chuuya : reading dazais search history

Dazai : NO-

Dazai : wow so cool

Chuuya : I'd rather be a wolf in my opinion

Akutagawa : ooh he is gon get his ass wooped

Atsushi : on god he is oh I feel so bad

Kyouka : thousand yard stare having ass

Akutagawa : we gonna ignore how atsushi's hair is brown

Dazai : noticing details about your boyfriend is actually crazy

Chuuya : how many scars do I have?

Dazai : 6!

Dazai is quite while Chuuya raises an eyebrow

Dazai: forget I said anything..

Chuuya : and besides that imagine begging for kisses not that's actually crazy