Dazai : damn that's what dishwashers are meant for you slug

Chuuya : disrespectfully shut ur trap you waist of bandages..

Kunikida : well plastic is bad for the environment..

Chuuya : pull up hoe

Kunikida : what?..

Chuuya : HOE I SAID PULL UP SINCE U WANNA COMMENT ABOUT ME USING PLASTIC PULL UP AND FIGHT ME

Kunikida : All I did was comment about you using plastic Nakahara San!

Verlaine and the other watched as Chuuya beat the shit out of Kunikida..

Dazai : damn Chuuya I think he has had enough!!!

Chuuya : oh so you wanna interfere ???

Chuuya lunges at Dazai but is quickly caught between his arm and side as if he was holding a yoga mat.

Chuuya : hoe lemme go!

Dazai : Jesus slug then calm down it was only a little comment bro leave the poor teach alone~

Chuuya squirmed trying to get free as he eventually bent his hack and kicked dazai in the face.

Dazai : damn I forgot how flexible you were..

(shh pretend it's 16 soukoku)

Chuuya : mehhhh...you can't cook for shit...

Dazai : ACTUALLY ur stove attacked me I AM an amazing cook..

Kouyo : I remember he almost burnt the pm down making a PB and J