Me: Okay everyone! This one is one of my favorites. This AU is where everyone has swapped ages and have different roles. Let's go!
Dazai: Ooh interesting.

Kenji: Ooh looks like I'm the oldest!
Fukuzawa: I would really like to know the rest of the story.
Me: Okay so in this AU, Atsushi is the President of the Armed Detective Agency and founded it with Kyouka, who here is a former Port Mafia executive. Ranpo and you in here came from the same orphanage and the story goes on.

Everyone was pretty shocked at this. Dazai wasn't sure if whether to be proud or surprised.

Mori: Is this the same with the Port Mafia as well?
Me: Why yes. And if Atsushi is the President, I think you can probably guess who the boss of the Port Mafia is here in this AU...

Everyone had the same thoughts...

Everyone: Akutagawa?!
Akutagawa: Me?!

Me: Yup! And that's all of it. Thanks and goodbye!

Then I clap my hands and they were gone.