Jordyn Van Dijk
"Look after my camera, and you can do what you like."

Sergio Kun Aguero
"If you don't like strawberries I don't think we can be friends anymore."

Gabriel Jesus
"You don't know what you've started. This means war!"

Raheem Sterling
"As adorable as it is watching you two have a domestic, we really need to get on the bus."

Virgil Van Dijk
"You seem to have lost your attachment."

Harriet Greensmith
"Wow, do they give awards to defenders these days?"
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Trent Alexander-Arnold
"I'm telling you, you don't know about this style. This is hot right now, okay?"

Harmony Ross
"Too many beefy guys, that's what the problem is!"
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Joe Gomez
"Calm down, I have my towel."

Aya Mirza
"Get out, you idiot, you're making a puddle on the carpet!"
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Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
"State your business!"

Hope Elliot
"How have I ended up being with the biggest ego in the league?"
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Leroy Sané
"I'm fit as a fiddle, and I plan on staying that way."

Lia King
"People need to calm down, this isn't Love Island!"
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Natalie Davies
"We're gonna have limited time together, we have to make the most of it."
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John Stones
"Here's to living in the moment, then."

Anabelle De'Angelo
"At least she's admitting there's something going on now! We've made progress."
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Phil Foden
"Of course you need to be there, or it won't be romantic at all."

Corinne Ardier
"So much fluff!"
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Andy Robertson
"Don't interrupt them, they're having a moment."