A cardboard sign with the words "Commercial Break" written appeared in front of the camera while Midoriya and Kirishima sang a jingle.

Midoriya and Kirishima: Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo commercial break! "Ooo, we're getting commercials too?" asked Mina. "They're spoiling us." giggled Ragdoll.

Midoriya stood in front of a bathroom mirror, he rubbed his face with a round cotton pad and turned to look at the camera.

Midoriya: People always ask me, how do you look so horrible? Is it natural? "Pfft." sounded Bakugou. Well...here's my secret.

There was a cut to Midoriya in front of sunset poster holding a jar of disgusting looking green slime.

Midoriya: Crème de Huaah! "What a terrible butchering of French. "stated Aoyama.

After another cut, Kirishima was shown wearing goggles and wiping his hand down the inside of a fridge. He placed the green substance on his hand into the jar. Midoriya spoke with a voice-over.

Midoriya: With active ingredients including fridge mold and ham sweat. Most of the audience practically gagged while others had looks of disgust. "I think I might puke!" Mt. Lady exclaimed.

In the next scene, Midoriya rubbed the green substance on to his face.

Midoriya: Its pimple inducing formula is guaranteed to keep your skin oily and rank.

A cut to the school hallway showed Midoriya walking down it. As he walked by Momo, Aoyama and Uraraka looked at him with disgust.

Midoriya: Crème de Huaah!

Momo: Ugh!

Uraraka: Ew!

When he turned around to look at the camera, Midoriya's face was covered in pimples and bumps.

Midoriya: For him, and for huaah!

Guide grimaced, "Well, that was gross."

Midoriya touched his own face in horror.

"Yeah, I'm definitely not interested in Crème de Huaah!" Mina stated.

"You didn't have to make the sound, you know." replied Jirou.

Midnight shook her head, "That's something I wouldn't even give to my worst enemies."

"It's so painful, all of those bumps look awful." said Uraraka.

Hawks cringed, "It's a good thing I wasn't eating when this scene played."

Present Mic grabbed his stomach, "Unfortunately, I was."

"Interesting...I'll take three jars." spoke Toga.

"Ew, why?" Hagekure asked.

Dabi replied, "Yeah, we can put it on Tomura's face. It's not like it can get any uglier."

"I'll kill both of you." snarled Shigaraki.

Miruko snickered, "Imagine being called ugly by a man who looks like a raisin."

Transitioning into the next scene revealed an angry looking Eri being placed on to a pillow. The frown on her face remained when Midoriya tickled her chin.

Midoriya and Kirishima: It's baby Eri, the living baby doll

A cut revealed Midoriya sitting on his bed dressed as a girl holding a cookie with the angry Eri sitting beside him. "I don't think brown hair works for you." joked Kaminari. Midoriya flushed and stammered incoherently.

Midoriya: She likes to eat cookies!

He shoved the cookie into Eri's face but, it just crumbled into pieces. Midoriya gave her another tickle under the chin. "If she's rejecting cookies she must actually be upset." said Aizawa.

Midoriya and Kirishima: It's baby Eri, the living baby doll

Kirishima was also dressed like a girl in the cut, he stood at a dinner table with Eri sitting in a highchair who was still frowning, he held a baby bottle. "Neither does blonde." commented Sero. Kirishima sheepishly laughed.

Kirishima: She likes to drink milk!

He held the baby bottle to Eri's mouth.

Kirishima: She's really drinking it!

Eri spit the milk out on to Kirishima's face. In a cut to the backyard, Midoriya and Kirishima sang the jingle while Kirishima held Eri up.

Midoriya and Kirishima: It's baby Eri, the living bab-

Eri started rapidly doing karate chops and hit Midoriya in the face.

Midoriya: Ow!

Kirishima: Oh forget it, man. Let's try something else.

Midoriya: No,no,no! This gave me an idea.

Kirishima commented, "Whoa, did we make her that mad?"

"You used her as a prop for your lame video of course she's pissed." said Bakugou.

"Well, when you put it that way, I get it." Tsuyu stated.

Nezu remarked, "I also don't think a child of Eri's age would appreciate being treated like a baby."

"Hence why she started attacking them." Nejire commented.

"Huh? But I would never hurt my friends." pouted Eri. "Or turn down cookies" she added.

Aizawa gave her a comforting pat on the head.

Midoriya rubbed his head and lightly chuckled, "We probably deserved that though."

"She looks so cute when she's mad. But, not as cute as our Kota of course." stated Pixie-Bob.

Kota blushed and pulled his cap down, "I'm not cute."

Mirio spoke, "I'm interested in seeing what Midoriya's idea is."

"Judging by the way Midoriya and Kirishima behave in this world it's probably something silly." Momo replied.

Some of the audience jumped in surprise when the next scene showed Eri smashing through trash bins behind an alley as Midoriya held her. He imitated the sounds of an electric guitar.

Midoriya: It's the Eri-hilator! With realistic kung-fu karate chop action! She can break anything with her tiny hand!

Midoriya held his hands on his cheeks and squished his face while Kirishima who was off-screen slowly raised Eri's hand to the camera.

Midoriya: Nothing can resist her! Cars!

He held Eri up to a car and she karate chopped the mirror off.

Midoriya: Trees!

He held Eri up to a tree as she chopped away pieces of the wood.

Midoriya: Bricks!

In the living room, she chopped through a brick Kirishima was holding.

Midoriya: Houses!

Eri somehow managed to chop through the wall of a blue house.

Midoriya: Her own face!

Eri accidently hit herself in the eye. The final cut revealed Midoriya and Kirishima standing on and surrounded by debris. Eri still chopped away in Midoriya's grasp.

Midoriya and Kirishima: It's the Eri-hilator!

An explosion effect appeared before they held up the sign from earlier saying "Commercial Break".

Midoriya and Kirishima: Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo commercial break!

"And the commercials are over! Back to our regularly scheduled programming!" recited Present Mic.

Endeavor sighed, "That was such a waste of time."

"Aw, come on flame daddy, it was kind of entertaining." replied Hawks.

Todoroki tilted his head in confusion, "...flame daddy?"

"So Eri went from a baby doll to an action figure." said Uraraka.

"That's character growth." joked Sero.

In her sit Eri looked her own hand and did a few little karate chops.

"Young Midoriya and Kirishima are certainly very creative." Toshinori commented.

Jirou spoke, "I guess you have time to be when you're still a kid and your life is normal."

"But you guys still are kids." remarked Mt. Lady.

The students grew silent at that.

"Huh. I guess we sometimes forget that." Momo responded.

"Considering what you've all been through, it's understandable." Nezu said.

Bakugou scoffed, "Not like you have to tell us that."

Kirishima stood in the middle of the school hallway while Midoriya spoke off-screen.

Midoriya: Come on, hurt yourself!

Kirishima: What? Why? "What? Why?" Kirishima said at the same time.

Midoriya: Cause that's what people want, man!

Kirishima crossed his arms and looked in Midoriya's direction in annoyance.

Midoriya: Alright...then uh...look...cute! People like to laugh at people who get hurt and cut pets!

"Only people like Bakugou like to laugh at people getting hurt. And probably the villains too." Jirou remarked.

Bakugou spoke, "Correction, I like laughing at idiots who get hurt."

"That's not any better." said Iida.

Shigaraki responded, "Only when I'm the one causing the hurting."

Dabi shrugged, "It is what it is."

Toga grinned and blushed, "Humorous isn't the feeling I would describe." She started giggling to herself.

"Okay. Moving on!" said Uraraka.

Kirishima: Ugh...alright.

Kirishima kicked his leg back and made a big eyed cutesy facial expression. "Oh, that's pretty good." remarked Hagekure.

Midoriya: You call that cute?

Kirishima: What? You think you can do better?

Midoriya walked into the frame.

Midoriya: I'll show you cute.

He turned and made a chubby cheeked cute expression. Sparkles seemed to dance around him. "That was super cute!" blushed Uraraka.

Kirishima: Alright. If that's what you want. CUTE COMBO ATTACK!

Kirishima unleashed a barge of cute poses and expressions. Various emojis of things such as cute frogs, stars, cupcakes and so on repeatedly sprang out. Midoriya flinched back as if he were being hit by them.

Midoriya: The cuteness! It's...too much...

He fell to his knees, fainted face first on to the floor and vomited a rainbow.

Kirishima: Augh, this is stupid! We've got a chance here to do something that matters, and we're just trying to please the masses!

Midoriya: Then what would you do?

Kirishima: I'll show you.

Ms. Joke commented, "Cuteness, huh? Imagine having something like that as a quirk."

"The ability to overwhelm your opponents with your cuteness?" questioned Aizawa.

"Aww, you called me cute." cooed Ms. Joke.

Aizawa sighed, "You're taking what I said out of context."

"I think puppies already have that ability." Ojiro replied.

Tokoyami spoke, "I prefer cats."

"I always thought rabbits were pretty cute." said Uraraka.

Miruko replied, "Cute and strong as hell."

"And prey animals." commented Shigaraki. Miruko glared.

"Kirishima was pretty adorable here." stated Nejire.

"What, I'm not adorable! I'm manly!" responded Kirishima and flexed his muscles.

Bakugou remarked, "You're like a teddy bear with muscular arms attached to it."

Kirishima pouted at that.

"See you're being cute right now!" pointed Mina.

"I guess we're going to find out how he intends to please the masses." Mirio stated.

For a few seconds the screen was black, then it transitioned into a fast-forwarded video of a grassy field as Kirishima's voice over was heard.

Kirishima: Life.

It cut to a fast-forwarded video of people walking by a grocery store.

Kirishima: People.

Next was a fast-forwarded video of cars driving a road.

Kirishima: And only one question to drive it;

Midnight stated, "I guess he's trying to go for the documentary route."

"Keyword: trying." said Dabi.

"Well, his editing skills are decent at least." replied Momo.

Kaminari spoke, "I didn't take Kirishima for the sciencey type."

"I don't think he is in this world either." Todoroki responded.

The camera cut to a computer screensaver of stars in space in fast-forward. "What is this the 90s?" said Seto. "That computer looks as old as the dinosaurs." replied Shinsou.

Kirishima: Why?

The camera zoomed in on a poster of the solar system and slowly began rotating. "This world seems to have less planets in their solar system than ours." observed Best Jeanist.

Kirishima: We look out into space for an answer, but just find spheres orbiting spheres.

The camera zoomed in on the cover of a book titled "Nerd Level".

Kirishima: We look inside ourselves for answer, but just find spheres orbiting spheres.

It quickly cut to Kirishima in a classroom wearing a tinfoil hat standing next to an easel holding a canvas of papers with a peanut, eight and an infinity sign drawn on it.

Kirishima: Coincidence? Think about it. Look at this peanut. Doesn't it look a lot like an eight?

He pointed the stick in his hand at the peanut and number. He pointed at the infinity symbol.

Kirishima: And look. Turn it a little, and what do you get? Infinity. Are we ruled by nature, mathematics, or-

Midoriya dramatically burst into the room making Kirishima scream. He held Eri who was still angrily karate chopping. The camera lens creaked and went out.

Jirou jerked in surprise, "Did they really just break the camera?"

"I mean, it looked pretty cracked." said Sero.

"Was Eri still doing karate chops this whole time? How is her arm not tired?" asked Shinsou.

Mina whined, "And I was actually getting invested in the video too."

"Why? He was just saying a bunch of nonsense." said Iida.

Todoroki replied, "Or maybe that's what they want you to think."

"I mean a peanut does kind of look like an eight." Nejire commented.

Midoriya remarked, "No, I definitely believe that's only a coincidence."

"Or is it?" asked Kirishima.

Aizawa sighed at their antics, "Let's not spend too much time dwelling on whether a peanut is connected to the infinity symbol."

"Right, but it definitely does by the way." Present Mic responded.

"So that's it? Are we done?" Toga asked.

Before Guide could say anything, the camera came back on.

A cardboard sign reading "Ninja George II" appeared on screen. Kirishima spoke in a deep voice.

Kirishima: Ninja George...two.

Midoriya stood next to Kirishima in their backyard. He was shirtless and had fake abs, facial hair and a scar drawn on with marker along with a red bandana around his head. Kirishima wore dark aviator sunglasses and a black pilot cap.

Kirishima: Ninja George!

Midoriya: Yes, Colonel?

Kirishima: You have to help us defeat evil once again!

Midoriya: I can't. I promised I would never raise my fists again.

He lifted his foot up with a sandwich on it, he took a bite out of the sandwich and put his foot back down.

Mt. Lady remarked, "So how literally meant not raising his fists again."

"Wait, is he barefoot and he had a sandwich on his foot?" asked Hagekure.

Momo commented, "That couldn't possibly be sanitary."

"Well, it looks like they're trying to make their own cheesy action flick." Hawks said.

Jirou groaned, "They're definitely cheesy with bad dialogue and excessive explosions."

"I know, aren't they awesome!" exclaimed Kirishima.

"I can see this as more of your idea instead of the fake documentary." Bakugou responded.

Nejire spoke, "If this is the sequel, then I wonder what the first Ninja George is like."

'Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if they just called it that to sound cooler." said Sero.

Kirishima: But Ninja George! Dr. Downer has captured your sister, Ninja Georgina! Eri imagined herself with a drawn-on marker beard too and giggled. 

Midoriya: Alright then. But first I need to train.

Silently, it cut to Midoriya punching and kicking the air near a tree. A few people laughed at his "training". It returned back to the previous scene of Midoriya and Kirishima standing.

Midoriya: Now I'm ready!

Kirishima throw an orange that was quickly blocked by Midoriya and hit Kirishima in the face, he adjusted his sunglasses.

Kirishima: Yes, you are.

This time almost half of the audience erupted in laughter when the scene cut to a tiny cardboard cut-out of Midoriya traveling across a cardboard cut-out of the world.

Kirishima: Ninja George traveled far and wide, but it was full of dangers. On the way he met a giant, so he had to defeat it.

The cut-out of Midoriya repeatedly hit a cut-out of a one eyed giant.

Kirishima: And then he met a dragon, so he had to defeat it.

He repeated the same actions with a cut-out of a fire breathing dragon.

Kirishima: And then met a beautiful woman, who he fell in love with, but he wasn't emotionally ready, so he had to defeat it.

Cut-out Midoriya also attacked the cardboard woman.

Midoriya: I'm sorry, it's not you, it's me.

People were particularly doubled over in laughter.

Ms. Joke laughed, "Now, this is what I call comedy gold!"

"What did the woman do? Why did she get beat up too?" laughed Mirio.

Uraraka giggled, "And he said 'it's not you, it's me' of course it is, he's doing the attacking."

Hawks chuckled, "Maybe all of that training made his limbs uncontrollable."

"This is probably the funniest thing I've seen today!" laughed Kaminari.

Mina giggled," If they really made a first one, we have to watch it immediately!"

Toshinori chuckled a bit, "I'll admit, this has been rather amusing."

"I don't get it." Todoroki replied.

"Well, comedy is subjective." responded Dabi.

Kirishima: And then he arrived at the evil temple of Dr. Downer.

The real Midoriya returned to the scene and approached Kirishima who wear a cardboard helmet with his back to him.

Midoriya: Give me back my sister!

Kirishima: Dun dun dunnn!

Kirishima turned around and threw of the helmet revealing his identity with a smile. Midoriya gasped and pointed at him.

Midoriya: Colonel! It was you all along?

Kirishima: Yes! I tricked you into coming here to defeat you!

Midoriya: But why didn't you attack me before my training? "Good question." replied Nezu.

Kirishima: Uhhhh...let's fight!

Both of them started flailing their arms around and took small leaps towards each other.

Midoriya: Ay ya ya!

Kirishima: Huh! Huh! Huh!

When they got closer Kirishima accidently kicked Midoriya on the cheek. Midoriya grabbed his cheek and began to tear up. Kirishima threw off his sunglasses.

Kirishima: No, no, no, no, no! Please don't cry!

Midoriya started crying which caused Kirishima to do the same.

Kirishima: Please! You know that when you cry, I cry. What are we going to do? We're supposed to jump through a window in the next scene.

Midoriya: We need another ending.

"So this one is a crybaby too." commented Bakugou.

Midoriya responded," I-I'm not a crybaby...anymore."

Uraraka replied, "Give him a break, they're in junior high it probably really hurts for a little kid."

Kirishima spoke, "Sorry, about the kick man."

Midoriya stated, "It's okay."

"The hero being quickly defeated by the villain and crying isn't a good ending." said Mandalay.

"It's a unique one for sure." Present Mic replied.

Sero stated, "Redoing it is definitely the best choice."