Jirou ran into a clothing store where Inko stood inside looking through a rake of clothes on sale.
Jirou: Mom, mom, mom! Mom, you're got to see this.
Inko: Let me guess, is it unbelieva-
Before she could finish Jirou pushed her out of the store.
Jirou: Come on, come on!
"It feels weird seeing myself call someone else mom." said Jirou.
"What exactly is she trying to do?" Nejire asked.
Tsuyu replied, "I guess she's taking her to see Midoriya and Tokoyami."
Backstage Midoriya and Tokoyami were approached by Present Mic. Present Mic shook Midoriya's hand.
Present Mic: Hi, I'm Yamada Hizashi, Huge-O-Records. Why don't you come by my office in an hour and we can talk about your future.
He handed Midoriya a business card and walked away.
Midoriya: Future? Cool. He must be a psychic.
Present Mic tilted his head back, "Whoa! It's me!"
Aizawa sighed, "Yeah, we all see that."
"A record label, can't say I'm surprised." stated Midnight.
"Psychic, really?" Dabi said.
Midoriya blushed, "Uh, well h-he did say future..."
Bakugou rolled his eyes, "Freaking Deku."
Jirou continued pushing Inko towards the direction of the stage.
Jirou: Come on, come on, come on!
She pulled Inko in front of the stage where a silhouette of what appeared to be two people standing behind the curtains.
Jirou: See? There they are on stage.
Man over speaker: Ladies and gentlemen, once again, Marty the Broccoli Boy and his Musical Crow!
On stage a bushy haired boy and crow on a stand had a spotlight placed on them. Classic music played as the crow cawed to the beat. Jirou stared while Inko had her hands on her hips.
Inko: Hon, we're getting you an eye exam.
She grabbed Jirou by the wrist and walked off.
Jirou: No! No, wait.
Kaminari snickered, "Looks like someone needs glasses. Ouch! Sorry."
Jirou smacked him on the arm.
"There's nothing wrong with glasses." said Iida while he adjusted his own.
"Crow..." Tokoyami muttered.
Mt Lady tapped her chin, "Huh, his hair does remind me of broccoli."
"Huh? Really?" Midoriya asked.
"Oh, definitely." said Mirio.
Meanwhile, Nezu who was still wearing his disguise continued to drive down the streets on his scooter. A tall building with multiple windows came into view. Shigaraki's Evil Incorporated "What a evil song." Toga mocked. Inside of the building stood Shigaraki wearing a long white lab coat looking over a roll of blueprints.
Shigaraki: Ha ha! Everything is ready.
The doorbell rings.
Shigaraki: Oh, what is it now?
"I'm betting its principal Nezu at the door." said Aoyama.
"Most likely." replied Todoroki.
Shigaraki cringed, "That lab coat looks like trash."
"They did call you a doctor so it makes sense," Dabi replied.
He opened to the door revealing Nezu standing behind it.
Shigaraki: Oh, are you my new temp? Well, let me just get you up to speed. I know it's a bit of a mess. I'm just putting the finishing touches on my latest maniacal plan.
He walked further into the lab while Nezu followed. Nezu gave the camera a slay look as he wiggled the fake eyebrows.
"You fooled him, great work." Toshinori replied.
Nezu smiled, "But, of course."
"There's no way I would fall for something this stupid." Shigaraki complained.
"Maniacal? So, he's just flat out saying it huh." Miruko stated.
Hawks smirked, "Let's see what he has planned."
Deeper inside the lab was a large control center and an enormous flat screen showing a map of the world. He stood on a platform that raised him up the map.
Shigaraki: You see, in a few minutes, I will unleash an unprecedented reign of terror upon the entire...
He had a magnifying glass up to a small area on the map.
Shigaraki: Tri-State Area. And Nezu the Stoat will never be the wiser.
Nezu took of his disguise and Shigaraki gasped.
Shigaraki: Nezu the Stoat! You're a temp? Are times that hard?
Some of the audience laughed.
"So, it seems like they've encountered each other pretty often." Aizawa reasoned.
"Nezu the Stoat, I like it! Can I call you that?" asked Ms. Joke.
"No." Nezu said.
"Apparently, we live in this Tri-State Area." Tokoyami said.
"Uh, what's that?" Kirishima asked.
Momo chimed in, "It's an area where the population's center is spread across three states."
"Oh, got it." said Kirishima.
Jirou stepped out of a store in the mall wearing an oversized pair of round glasses. Bakugou laughed, "Looking good Bug Eyes!" Jirou rolled her eyes.
Jirou: Oh, I told Mom I don't need glasses.
She took them over and noticed a tour bus outside covered with DFT logos.
Jirou: What the...
The bus drove off.
Jirou: No. No, wait!
She groans in frustration but, saw a huge banner on the side of a building showing Midoriya and Tokoyami.
Jirou: Mom!
She smiled and ran back into the mall. Shigaraki's Evil Incorporated.
"It's weird hearing a villain jingle like that." Uraraka stated.
"Yeah, can you imagine our villains having one?" joked Mina.
Toga smirked, "As a matter of fact-"
"Don't even think about it." Shigaraki responded.
Back inside the lab Shigaraki grabbed a lever.
Shigaraki: Sorry, Nezu the Stoat, but you're too late.
He pulled the lever causing the building to transform into a giant robot. The robot stood up and began walking as onlookers screamed and ran.
Hawks blinked, "Didn't see that coming."
"You didn't see that coming?" Guide mocked in a fake Sokovian accent.
"What accent was that?" asked Nejire.
Guide just shrugged and continued working on her endless pile of paperwork.
Inko tried on a cute teal jacket.
Inko: Oh, this one's nice.
Jirou: Mom, come here. You've got to see this.
She pulled Inko out of the store causing security alarms to go off.
Inko: But, Jirou... I haven't paid for this yet.
A security guard yelled at them. Guard: Hey! The giant robot outside stomped through the city.
Shigaraki: Ha ha ha! When it comes to havoc, nobody wrecks like me.
Dabi shrugged, " Well, he's not wrong about that."
Toga frowned, " I can wreck damage too."
Shigaraki pondered over he useful and expensive it would be to create a giant robot.
"I don't like where this conversation is heading" said Best Jeanist.
Nezu ran to the control panel and started pulling at the metal beneath it.
Shigaraki: Whoa! Wait you're not supposed to touch that.
Nezu ripped the metal off, tore apart wires and held the blue wires together creating a dramatic spark.
Shigaraki: Hey, no fair!
Outside the robot stop with its foot raised above the building showing DFT's banner. The robot turned around and walked back the way it came. Not a second later DFT's tour bus drove past the building.
Uraraka: Wow, what a great painting. How did you get permission for that?
Midoriya: Oh, they didn't mind. The building's scheduled for demolition.
Construction workers let off TNT causing the building to crumble. Jirou led Inko outside.
Jirou: See?
She screamed when she saw the building was no longer there.
"This is so embarrassing." said Jirou.
Momo lightly patted her back.
"Tough luck kid." Miruko responded.
Toshinori applauded Nezu's work, "Excellent! But, what will you do now?"
Nezu smirked, "I've forming an idea of what my counterpart may do."
Guard: Uh, ma'am, you're gonna have to come back and pay for that.
Inko: Yes, of course, officer.
Inko the security guard went back inside while Jirou let out another scream.
Guard: Hey, weren't you Inko?
Inko: Yes, I am! I can't believe you recognized me.
Guard: Well, I was a huge fan. You still have to pay for the jacket.
Inko: I know.
The robot stomped past wrecked buildings.
Shigaraki: Very clever, Nezu the Stoat. I was trying to ignore you, but you forced my hand.
He pressed a button that made five robot hands extend locking Nezu's hands, waist and feet in cuffs.
Shigaraki: And now...
Shigaraki sat in a chair at a small table with a plate in his hand.
Shigaraki: I shall relax with a nice, tasty deli platter. Oh, ho ho. Where are my manners?
He approached Nezu and another table appeared next the Nezu as Shigaraki sat the plate on top of it.
Shigaraki: Here you go Nezu the Stoat.
"This is making me look like an idiot." Shigaraki complained. Dabi and Toga silently chuckled.
Mina rubbed her stomach, "Oh that looks good."
Guide sighed and snapped her fingers giving everyone a small plate of the deli food.
"Thanks!" said Mina.
"Principal Nezu seems to be in a bit of a bind here." Midoriya stated.
"Yeah, he looks pretty trapped." said Sero.
"I'm sure he's got this handled." replied Midnight.
Shigaraki took out a pepper grinder from his pocket and began grinding it over the food.
Shigaraki: Care for some pepper? Just say when.
Nezu stared at him with an unamused expression.
Shigaraki: Any time.
Meanwhile, Midoriya and Tokoyami were currently speaking to Present Mic and board members at his record label office while the Fumiettes watched them.
Present Mic: Boys, let me start by saying we love the act and we want to be in the Deku and the Fumikage-Tones business. By the way, aren't you a little young to be pop stars?
Midoriya: No."He's not wrong." Shinsou said.
Present Mic: Well. Ok then. We're prepared to offer you a very lucrative contract if you'll just sign exclusively with us for your follow-up single.
Midoriya slammed his hands on the table.
Midoriya: Follow-up single? Who do you think we are, some two-bit hacks who'll keep writing new songs just because you pay us obscene amounts of cash?
Him grabbed the contract, tore it into pieces and threw them in the air. Midoriya and Fumikage then got out of their seats and stormed out of the room.
Midoriya: Deku and the Fumikage-Tones are strictly a one-hit wonder. Good day to you, sir!
"Wow" Mirio stated.
Present Mic pouted, "That was a bit much, don't you think?"
"That diva tantrum was actually pretty good acting." replied Hawks.
Bakugou shook his head, "Amateurs."
Kaminari chuckled, "Bakugou would've probably got dragged out by security."
"Wasn't this a part of the lists he wrote earlier?" asked Nejire.
"Oh! You're right. I guess next is-" Mina started.
Todoroki continued, "the elevator music."
The group walked inside of an elevator to leave the building.
Midoriya: Diva tantrum, check.
Fumikage checked the box off on the paper. Gitchee Gitchee Goo played in the elevator.
Midoriya; Elevator music, check.
Present Mic: Ah, who needs them? We've still got this videotape of their performance.
Shigaraki's robot was seen through the window behind Mic slowly approaching.
Present Mic: We can do live CDS, DVDS, podcasts. "Turn them into basically vocaloids then?" asked Jirou. Heck, we can digitally recreate their images to make our own sitcom, The Deku & Fumikage show. We can squeeze 20 years of entertainment out of this one videotape.
Man: Ah! The giant robot is coming right at us.
Inside the robot Shigaraki kept grinding on to the mountain of pepper covering the plate.
Shigaraki: Wow, you sure like a lot of pepper. I'm more of a paprika man, myself.
Nezu immediately blow the pepper into his face. "You idiot!" Shigaraki yelled. Shigaraki coughed fanning away a cloud of pepper.
Shigaraki: It will take more than condiments to foil my brilliant plan.
The robot lot out a giant squeeze.
Robot: Achoo!
Nezu and Shigaraki were flung out of the robot, they crashed through the office.
Present Mic: The tape!
Shigaraki whined "How is that even possible?!"
"Tough luck." smirked Dabi.
"Aw too bad, so sad." Toga mocked.
"Be quiet." Shigaraki hissed.
"Way to go Principal Nezu!" Kirishima cheered.
Momo smiled, "It looks like he handled to the situation well."
Nezu gave an approving nod, "That's what I assumed would happen."
"Really?" Aizawa asked.
"Close enough." said Nezu.
As they flew out of the building directly towards the street below, Nezu pulled the film out of the tape. He threw the film at a beam and wrapped around it to save himself from falling. Shigaraki continued to fall until he managed to land on a mattress laying.
Shigaraki: Whew, what an unbelievable stroke of luck.
The mattress flipped up closing him inside.
Shigaraki: Ow!
The camera panned to show the mattress on top on a delivery truck reading "The Amazing Folding Mattress Company".
Shigaraki: I'm okay. I'm still better than the-
The robot's foot stomped on to the truck.
Shigaraki: Curse you, Nezu the Stoat!
"Ouch, that's gotta hurt." Kaminari winced.
Shigaraki facepalmed, "When can we leave this dumb universe already?"
Nezu chuckled.
"Well, it looks like Mic can't use Midoriya and Tokoyami's sound anymore." said Mandalay.
"But, what about the robot?" asked Uraraka.
"I don't know." Tsuyu replied.
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