Aizawa - EmoHobo
Hizashi - Cockatoo
Midnight- Midnight
Snipe - KnockoffMcCree
Vlad King - BlehBlehBleeeh
Ectoplasm - Venom
Powerloader - BobTheBuilder
All Might - DadMight
Nezu - HighOverlordOfInsanity
Cementoss - Schnitzel
Thirteen - Thirteen

EmoHobo has renamed [Gossip Sesh] to [Hell]

Midnight: Aww why?

EmoHobo: Because this has become my hell

Midnight: ;-; but I thought you luved us...

Cockatoo: He loves me not you

EmoHobo: I hate all of you

EmoHobo: I hate everything

EmoHobo: My life is a lie

EmoHobo: Why do I exist?

Cockatoo: Sho, are you having another existential crisis?

EmoHobo: Like you were yesterday? Get over it...

Cockatoo: ouch.... :(

Midnight: Damn, did you not get your coffee this morning?

Cockatoo: Sho doesn't love me anymore ;-;

Midnight: Shota stop being mean to your birb

BlehBlehBleeeh has logged on.

BlehBlehBleeeh: I know why he's acting like this. Nezu assigned him to watch over detention while Snipe is away on a mission. So he's stuck with both Monoma and Katsuki.

EmoHobo: Fuck you

EmoHobo: Katsuki already blew up one of the fucking desks

EmoHobo: There's fucking splinters in my coffee

Midnight: Why is Monoma in detention? I get Katsuki but like...

BlehBlehBleeeh: Katsuki came into my classroom to drop something off and Monoma said some shit, the two started fighting, broke half the classroom. I'm pretty sure Katsuki bit Momoma, Monoma broke Katsuki's leg.

Cockatoo: So Bakugou IS a Pomeranian!!

EmoHobo: Zashi, shut the fuck up

Cockatoo: ;—; I feel so attacked right now

Midnight: I don't see the big deal Shota

EmoHobo: I already have to deal with one of the little shits on a daily basis, now both?

Midnight: @ HighOverlordOfInsanity

HighOverlordOfInsanity has logged on.

HighOverlordOfInsanity: Good morning Nemuri!

Midnight: Good morning sir, can you backread?

HighOverlordOfInsanity: ...

HighOverlordOfInsanity: Aizawa, can we refrain from calling our students 'little shits'?

EmoHobo: ....

EmoHobo: Katsuki's wrestling Monoma...

EmoHobo: I think he bit him again

Cockatoo: Why are they even in the same detention room anyway?

HighOverlordOfInsanity: Did I not order for them to be separated?

EmoHobo: Apparently not!

EmoHobo: Oh fuck

EmoHobo: Monoma copied Katsuki's quirk

EmoHobo: There's two of them now

EmoHobo: Nevermind I cancelled both

Midnight: I still don't see the big deal

EmoHobo: WHY DONT YOU COME JOIN ME THEN??

Cockatoo: o_o....

Midnight: I'm good, I rather like teaching history to the normal kids

Cockatoo: I would but Katsuki scares me

EmoHobo: Everything fucking scares you

Cockatoo: -3- stop attacking me

Cockatoo: I thought you loved me

EmoHobo: Most days

Cockatoo: I'm being bullied

KnockoffMcCree: Welcome to my world

EmoHobo: SNIPE? WTF ARE YOU?

KnockoffMcCree: Uuuhh....

Midnight: Busted

KnockoffMcCree: Patrolling with Best Jeanist?

BlehBlehBleeeh: ...

EmoHobo: Bitch

EmoHobo: You lied to get outta this detention thing didn't you

KnockoffMcCree: I plead the 5th

Cockatoo: Now babe, I'm sure there's a logical explanation

EmoHobo: Become a teacher they said

EmoHobo: It will be fun they said

EmoHobo has logged off.

Midnight: He loves his students either way :3 It's so cute <3

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BobTheBuilder: So, I have a problem

Venom: Not you too...

BobTheBuilder: Hatsume brought her "babies" to class, and one of them exploded, and caused a fire, and the sprinklers went off, and I can't get them to shut off.

KnockoffMcCree: Why are we SO bad at teaching?

Midnight: Excuse you

Cockatoo: I'm not bad at teaching! My students love me! Except Katsuki, he hates my guts

BobTheBuilder: Guys wtf do I do

Venom: I'm teaching rn so don't be asking me

Venom: Snipe help him

KnockoffMcCree: Wut why me?

Midnight: Becuz you started today's shit by not showing up to school

KnockoffMcCree: Its not my fault ya'll can't control these kids and enforce discipline

BobTheBuilder: Oh fuck

Midnight: What now?

BobTheBuilder: Why dont we have drains in here? The floor's flooding

Midnight: Better get the mop

BobTheBuilder: That's not how this works Kayama!

Midnight: Snipe do something

KnockoffMcCree: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO???

Venom: Everyone stop panicking

Venom: Maijima, there should be a switch panel somewhere in the room. On it should be a switch to shut off the sprinklers.

Venom: There should also be a drain, it's probably just switched closed.

Midnight: Look at Ecto being the sane one

Venom: If I wasn't you all would have killed each other by now

KnockoffMcCree: That's not true

Venom: ...

KnockoffMcCree: Ok it's probably true

BobTheBuilder: I think it worked

BobTheBuilder: Thx...

Venom: I can't take any of you seriously anymore...

Midnight: <3