Aisha ke bulane pe Chiragh aata hai upar. Puri kahani sunne ke baad Chiragh kehta hai.

Chiragh : Main unhe dhundne ki puri koshish karta hoon. Tum sab tabh tak apne tarike se unhe dhundo. Aur ghar walo ko busy rakho.

Chiragh un dono ko dhundne chala jata hai.

Kaif : Dada ko bataye kya?

Afifa : Haan, haan, dada ko batate hai. Vo humari help zarur karenge.

Phir niche se awaaz aati hai.

Aman : Naman! Salim ka ho gaya? Use jaldi leke aao! Puri zindagi ka abhi hagega kya?!

Babu : Twinkle! Yushma ko bhi leke aa! Quazi sahab intezaar kar rahe hai!

Yeh sunke sab aur bhi panic ho jate hai.

Twinkle : Abh kya kare?!

Soumya : Agar sabko pata chala toh pure khandan mein humari badnami hogi!

Naman thoda sochke chutki bajake bolta hai.

Naman : Disguise! Tum mein se koi dulha dulhan banke niche baith jao.

Tabhi Zayan kamre mein bhagke aata hai.

Zayan : Bhai! Mujhe Salim bhaiya ke kapde Babu uncle ke kamre mein pade hue mile!

Yasir : Yeh ladka najane kya gul khila raha hai?! Iski wajah se humare 12 baj rahe hai!

Sabko Salim ke liye aur bhi zyada tension hone lagti hai.

Tehrim : Jiju aur appi ko hum baad mein dhund lenge. Pehle yeh toh batao niche dulha dulhan ke bhes mein jayega kaun?

Huzaif : Kaif aur Afifa!

Sab Kaif aur Afifa ki taraf dekhte hai.

Kaif aur Afifa : H-Hum dono kyu?!

Tausif : Kyuki hum sab mein se tum dono hi sabse bekar ho!

Kaif : Kya matlab?!

Tehrim : Matlab ki tum dono hi iss kaam ke liye best ho! Tumhari toh body structure bhi un dono se milti jhulti hai! Tum dono ko sabse zyada important kaam diya jaa raha hai. Tumhe toh khush hona chahiye!

Everyone : Haan!

Phir sab milke un dono ko dulha dulhan ka get up de dete hai. Yushma ki ek spare lehenga Afifa ko pehna dete hai, lambe ghungghat ke sath. Aur Kaif ko Salim ki sherwani pehna dete hai, sehre ke sath taki shakal na dikhe.

Taemoor : Yeh dono toh ready hai. Lekin agar ghar wale inke sath baat karna chahe ya shakal dekhna chahe toh? Ghar walo ke liye distraction banana padega.

Junaid : Abbu ko main sambhal lunga. Bahar? Tujhe pata hai na kya karna hai?

Bahar : *thumbs up and wink* Yes, bhai!

Junaid : Chal phir!

Zaina : Mujhe bhi tum dono ke sath chalti hoon.

Naman : Bilal, tu Kaif ke sath reh. Roshni, tu Afifa ke sath. Babu uncle ko Mithun da sambhal lenge.

Tehrim : Lekin hum sab ek main shaks ke bare mein bhul rahe hai. Johnny mama!

Huzaif : Hum Bizli mami ko bol denge unhe distract karne ke liye.

Tehrim : Setting, chal hum dono sath mein appi aur jiju ko dhundte hai.

Vo dono kamre se sath mein nikal jate hai.

Sabbir : Kaif, apna plushie chhod! Yeh sath mein leke jayega kya?

Kaif : Mujhe dar lagta hai. Agar mera plushie mere sath rahega toh mujhe himmat milegi. Main toh nanha munha rahi hoon, desh ka sipahi hoon!

Yunus : Iske sath toh tujhe 2 minute mein pakad lenge sab! Chhod ise!

Yunus uske hath se plushie chin leta hai. Aur phir baki ke log nakli dulha dulhan ko niche le jate hai aur stage pe bitha dete hai.

Babu : Aree, Yushma! Tune yeh wala lehenga kyu pehna hai?

Bilal : Uncle, lehenge pe na pudine ki chutney gir gayi thi. Toh vo vala change karke yeh pehen liya.

Babu : Thoda dhyaan rakha karo! Bohot mehenga lehenga tha vo! Chalo koi nahi. Dono ko bitha do. Rishtedar photo khichne ke liye wait kar rahe hai. Aur yeh ghungghat kyu pehna hua hai?

Anushka : Vo appi ko na bilkul nikah ke baad hi jiju ko apna chehra dikhana hai. Isliye!

Phir nakli dulha dulhan stage pe awkwardly baithke rishtedaro ke sath photo khichane lag jate hai. Kyuki rishtedar Salim aur Yushma ko thik se nahi pehchante isliye zyada dikkat bhi nahi hui.

Aur phir baki sab lag jate hai dulha dulhan ko dhundne. Mithun da tak khabar pohochti hai. Aur vo Babu ko busy rakhte hai. Johnny mama ko bhi distract kar diya sabne. Junaid ek baar phir Zohra banke Aman se milne gaya. Aur use stage pe jane se rokke rakha.

Thodi der baad quazi kehte hai.

Quazi : Abh hume nikah padhana shuru karna chahiye.

Afifa aur Kaif ghabra jate hai.

Kaif : Iss quazi ka muh band karao varna humari sach mein shadi ho jayegi!

Tausif : Papers mein Yushma aur Salim likha hai. Toh tumhari shadi almost impossible hai.

Afifa : Lekin agar rasame puri ho gayi phir toh shadi ho hi jayegi. Papers le humare naam ho ya na ho.

Kaif : Mere paas toh mahar mein dene ke liye ek khajoor bhi nahi hai!

Roshni : Hum sambhalte hai.

Bilal : Nahi, nahi, thodi der aur intezaar kijhiye. Thode aur photos khichna baki hai.

Suraiya : Hume zyada der nahi karni chahiye.

Bilal : Bas thodi der aur intezaar kar lijhiye, please.

Phir sab dua karne lag jate hai ki aski dulha dulhan jaldi se mil jaye.

Dusri taraf Yunus, Naman, Yasir aur Zayan Salim ko dhund rahe the.

Yunus : Oye, Dhanno bhi hai humare sath!

Haan Haan, Dhanno bhi hai, Yunus ki god mein, jaha main aur aap kabhi nahi jaa sakenge.

Yunus : Dhanno, apne aankh aur kaan khule rakho. Kahi bhi kuch bhi dikhe toh mujhe batana.

Phir achanak Dhanno Yunus ki god se chhalang lagake utar jati hai aur bhagne lag jati hai.

Yunus : Aree Dhanno!

Yunus Dhanno ke piche piche bhagneag jata hai aur baki ladke Yunus ke piche. Dhanno bohot bhagne ke baad haveli ke ek corner pe jake rukti hai jaha koi aata jata nahi. Vaha ladko ko kisike darwaza khatkhatane ki awaaz aati hai. Aur sab dar jate hai.

Zayan : K-kahi yaha pe koi bhoot toh nahi?

Naman : Bhoot pret kuch nahi hota!

Tabhi awaaz phirse aati hai.

Zayan darke Ayatul Kursi padhne lag jata hai. (Ayatul Kursi : a special dua from the Quran which keeps Shaytan and evil spirits away) Zayan ke sath sath baki sab bhi padhne lag jate hai.

...??? : Aree koi mujhe bahar nikalo!

Yasir : Yeh toh Salim bhai ki awaaz hai!

Vo sab jaldi jake uss kamre ka darwaza kholte hai jaha se awaaz aa rahi thi.

Them : Salim bhai!

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