turbo characters edition!

aiger: Do you know the best way to respond to disagreement?

valt: With tears?

aiger: No.

valt: *tears up*

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Judge: Does the defendant have any special requests?

aiger: Death penalty.

fubuki, from the gallery: aiger, it's just a parking ticket.

aiger, whispering into the mic: Please kill me.

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aiger: Friendship is like peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings.

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*aiger and laban playing minecraft*

aiger: Oh no, oh no, oh no-

laban: What's wrong?

aiger: I did a thing.

laban: You regret the thing you dID-

aiger: *screams*

laban: What the fuck did you do- *sees mass of aggravated Piglin* Damn it-

aiger: *screams again*

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aiger: I can't do this, it's against my moral compass.

xavier: YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL!

aiger: ...Your point?

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fubuki: Can I ask you for a favor?

suoh: I would literally die for you, but continue.

fubuki: We need to talk about you starting sentences that way.

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ranjiro: You use emoji's like a straight person.

fubuki: That's literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.

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xander: Hey guys, I'm making french toast sticks in the oven. I'm gonna take a quick nap, so wake me up in 5 minutes to flip them over.

*5 minutes later*

xavier: xander it's been 5 minutes, time to flip your sticks.

xander: zzzzzzz...

xavier: XANDER YOUR STICKS!

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phi, entering the room: *Sees hyde and leaves*

hyde, watching phi leave: There's my monthly dose of phi...

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aiger: Hey guys, what are your favorite kinds of pudding?

fubuki: Pudding deez nuts in your mouth? Is that what you were about to say? Do you gain joy from tricking your innocent cohorts? What if I actually wanted to tell you about my favorite pudding?