Welcome to the first episode!
I am so excited about this!
But before the episode starts, Warnings!
⚠️Warning for you!
This Episode contains: Swearing, a little bit of Homophobia, tiny bit of Blood, Bad writing, and Fighting.
You have been warned!⚠️
Now, since the warnings are over, we can start!
I really hope you enjoy this episode!
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Hanger was sitting on the couch, watching TV, when he heard someone shout,
"UGH!!!"
He walked to the kitchen and saw one of his roommates, Pinky was looking at the table.
"Pinky, are you okay? I heard you shouting." He asked her with worry in his voice.
She jumped when she heard his voice, but quickly calmed down when she saw him.
"Oh, hey Hanger! And yeah I'm ok, it's just..." She sighs and looks back down at the table.
He walks over to her and sits down next to her.
"Just what?" He said, looking at her curiously.
She looks up at Hanger.
"The rent. We need $2,763 by next week or we'll get evicted." She said, holding up one of the papers that were on the table.
His curious expression turned into a frown in a matter of seconds.
"Oh..."
The room was silent for a bit, but then Hanger said,
"Is there any way I can help you with this?"
She smiled at him and grabs his hand.
"I'll figure it out, for now can you leave me alone? I can't think people in the room."
"Are you su-"
"Yes I'm sure, now can you please leave?" She says, getting angry.
Hanger sighs and walks out of the kitchen.
He goes up the stairs and goes into his room.
He flops on his bed and starts to think about how he can help Pinky.
After a few minutes, he decides to dig in his drawer, to see if he has any extra money.
While he was going through he drawer, he finds a piece of paper that looked really old.
It had ideas for a gameshow and some other stuff.
He reads the paper and gets an amazing idea!
Make an object show, they're really fun, he gets to watch Alot of drama (in 4k), and it pays well!
Hanger ran to Pinkys room and kicked down the door.
"HOLY CHRISTMAS, HAVE YOU HEARD OF KNOCKING?!" She shouted, putting down her book.
"I know, I know, but trust me you'll love this!"
She sighs and smiles.
"Ok then, what is it?"
He smiles and walks up to her.
"Guess what, I found a way to pay rent!"
"Hanger I thought I told you, I'll figure it out." She said, crossing her arms.
"Please just let me tell you, it's a really good idea!"
"Fine, but make it quick. I have a book to read."
"Yes!"
He gives her the paper that was in his hands.
"So I was thinking that we can make an object show?" He says, smiling nervously.
She reads the paper and looks back up at him.
"No." She said, shaking her head.
"Aw, but why?" He said, frowning.
"1: we don't have the budget for it. 2: we don't have an elimination area.
3: we don't have a prize.
And most importantly, we don't have any contestants!"
While she was talking, his "daughter", Badge walks into the room and goes over to Hanger.
"Well, we can make the stuff ourselves and Badge can help with the challenges." He said, picking up Badge.
"And what about the other reasons?"
"You know that big white box that Badge used when she was testing out her powers?"
"Yeah?"
"We can use that to keep the contestants!"
"-And you still have that (I'll tell you what the prize is later), right?"
"Mhm."
"Then we can make that the prize!"
"But what about the contestants?"
"We can make flyers and put them on people's doors. Just let me do this, I promise I won't let you down!"
She thinks about it for awhile and sighs loudly.
"Ok we can start an object show."
He squeals and starts to dance.
After a bit, he stopped and looks over to Badge.
"Yes! You hear that Badge, we're going make an object show!" He said, jumping up and down.
"We should tell the others!" Badge said, hugging him.
"Good idea."
He puts Badge down on the floor and grabs Pinkys hand.
They go out of Pinkys room and go outside.
They see their other roommates, Spray top and Rosey, sitting on the grass.
"Hey guys!" He said, waving at them.
"Oh, hey Hanger!" Spray top said, waving back (with her foot).
Hanger and Pinky sit on the grass next to them.
"So, I have a some good news."
"What is it?" Rosey said, looking at him.
"I'm making an object show! And i was wondering if you guys wanted to be the co-hosts?"
"Yeah I'm down! What about you, Spray top?" They said, looking at her.
"Well if your doing this Hanger, I'll be there." She said, smiling at him.
"Yay!"
"So what's the name?" They said, curiously.
Hanger went silent.
How could he forget about that?!
"I totally forgot about that...But don't worry we can make one ourselves!" He said, trying to lighting up the mood.
They all start to think about what the name could be.
"Maybe battle for number 1?"
"Hmm, not a bad idea!" Pinky said with a smile on her face.
Spray top and Rosey nod in agreement.
"So we're naming it 'Battle for number 1'?" He asked, making sure that everyone agrees.
Everyone nods (even Badge).
"Then it's settled!"
"Anyways, we should go inside to print those flyers." He said, starting to get up.
"Yeah."
They all get up and start to go inside.
Hanger sees something in the corner of his eye and stops walking.
"What's that?" He asked, turning around.
"What's what?"
"That." He said, pointing to it.
It was a something that had a white cloth covering it. (1000 words!)
"Ohhh, that. That's the elimination area me and Badge built." Rosey said.
Pinky looked at them, her jaw dropped.
"Wait, you made that?!" She said, flabbergasted.
"Erm actually, me and Badge made it, (🤓☝) but yeah!"
"When did you make that?" Hanger said, looking at them.
"A week ago. I actually wanted to make an object show, but I realized how much work it is and I didn't do that so, I scrapped the idea. But I didn't want to destroy all the hard work we did so, I put cloth over it. You can use it for your show, I don't really mind!"
"Great! Is there anything I need to know?"
"Well, there is 2 buttons on it and if you press the wrong button then it will explode." They said, mimicking a explosion.
Pinky walked over to them.
"What the fuck?" She said, looking very serious.
"So your telling him that you made a fucking bomb and your still giving it to him?"
"Well It won't blow up if he presses the right button." They said, smiling nervously.
Pinky looked at them and sighs loudly.
"You're a fucking idiot." She said, annoyed.
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Grape was talking to Miss. Peacock when there was a knock on the door.
She gets off the couch and opened to the door.
There was nothing there except a note.
She picked up the note and went back inside.
"So, what is it?" Miss. Peacock said, looking up for her phone.
"There was just a note. That's it."
She said, holding up the note.
"Well, get over here so, we can read it together!" She said, giggling a little.
Grape walks to the couch, sits down, and starts to read the letter.
"Hello contestants!
If you are reading this, then you have a chance to compete in Battle for number 1! If you compete in Battle for number 1, you have a chance to win the prize!
If you want to win a prize, go to this address: #############
I'll explain what the prize is when you get there.
See ya soon!
- your host."
"Ooo this seems fun, we should go, Missy!" She said, holding her hand.
"I don't know Jelly, what if someone hurts us or worse?" She said, looking to the side.
"I doubt anyone would hurt us besides, if anyone was to hurt us, I have a knife in my bag. They wouldn't be able to do much." She said with confidence.
"Well, I guess we can go." She said, looking back at her.
"Yes! Well it isn't that far from here, we can walk there."
They get off of the couch.
Grape tightens her grip on Miss. Peacock hand and runs out the door.
After a while, they get to the place.
They start to look around, when they heard someone speaking.
"Hello Contestants! Welcome to the show! I'm your host, Hanger and these are my co-hosts, Spray top, Pinky, Rosey, and Badge. And This is Battle for number 1!" He said, happily.
"Bat-"
"What is Battle for number 1?"
"I WAS GETTING TO THAT, YOU DIMWIT!"
"Ahem, anyway Battle for number 1 is a show where you compete in challenges. Each episode one of you will be eliminated by the..." He points to the thing covered in cloth.
Rosey pulls off the cloth to reveal...
"The Arcade of Doom! Yes I made the name myself." They said, very proud of themselves.
"And will go inside the elimination box." He pointed to the EB.
"The contestant who lasts till the end will win the prize. A wishtape!"
"What's a wishtape?"
"Interrupt me one more time and I will put you in a team by yourself."
"Anyways, a wishtape is a tape but if you wish for anything, it will make it."
"Now go ma-"
"Shouldn't we do a challe-" The person/object fell on the ground.
Hanger had thrown his microphone at them.
"Now go make your teams!"
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"So, sis who are we teaming with?"
Orangy said, smiling at her.
"Orangy, I wanna be on a team without you..." Orange said, looking at the floor.
"What do you mean sis...? We're always together!" She said, grabbing her hand.
"And I know but, you need to learn how to fend for yourself without me."
"Oh...but just one last hug?" She says, letting go of her hand.
"Ok."
They hug each other for a few seconds before Orange lets go.
"Good luck sis." Orange said before walking away.
"Good luck."
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Med kit was talking Sink, when she heard a voice behind her.
"Hey Babycakes~." Bottle said, walking towards her.
"Oh...h-hey Bottle." Med kit said, smiling nervously.
Sink gave him angry glare and he gave her one back.
The tension was rising.
"Can I talk to you? Alone." He said, looking at Sink.
Sink sighed, whispered something to her and left.
"So, what is it?" She said with a smile.
"A beautiful girl like yourself should be with a handsome man like me, so will you go on a date with me?" He said, winking at her.
"I-Im gonna go talk to Sink, bye Bottle." She said, quickly running away.
"She totally likes me."
"No she doesn't." Miss. Peacock said, walking over to him.
He turned around to see her.
"Oh shut up, you lesbian freak."
"What did you just call me?" She said, pretty pissed.
"You heard me, stupid homosexual." He said, smirking.
"So you wanna fight?" She said, putting her fists up.
"Sure bring it on, bitch!" He said, also putting his fists up.
He started to walk towards her, when suddenly she jumped him.
She punched him, slapped him, scratched him, and more.
Blood was all over her.
A crowd surrounded them and cheering could be heard.
Hanger saw what was happening and went to go stop the fight. (2000 words!)
He pushed through the crowd and went up to them.
"Hey knock it off you two." He said, taking her off him.
'You know what? You guys are taking to long so, I'm making the teams myself!" He said to the crowd.
"Awe!" and "Boo!"s could be heard from the crowd.
"It's your fault for not being fast enough."
"Anyways, the first team will have...umm."
Spray top walks up to him with a box of papers on her head.
"Here Hanger!" She said, giving him the box.
The box had paper that had the contestants names on them.
"How did you get these?" He asked, looking at her.
"I made the contestants sign their name!" She said, smiling.
"Oh, well thanks Spray top!"
"No problem!" She said, blushing.
"As I was saying, the first team will have: Stage, Happy B-day crown, Beach chair, Bed, Pinkie, Pinko, Orangy, and Pastel Bottle! Spray top, could you please teleport them?"
"On it, boss!" She said, teleporting them.
"Oh you gotta be kidding me-"
"Nope, anyway, the next team will have: Grape, Cheils, Pumpkin, Miss. Peacock, Orb 1, Orb 3, Orb 2, and Hedosin! Spray top."
She teleports the next team.
"The third team will have: Sinkoven, Med kit, Med scissors, Thermometer, Mr.knife, Toothbrush, Bottle and Orange! Spray top, you know what to do!"
She teleports the next team.
"Seriously Hanger?! Why did you have to us on a team with Bottle!" Sink said, pointing at Bottle.
"Well, *coughs aggressively* fuck you too Sink!" He said, flipping her off.
"ANYWAYS, the rest of you guys are a team."
"Oh come onnn!" (If you're wondering who said that, it was Blanket.)
"Now team 1 make your name!"
"I think we should name the team-"
"COWBUNGYA!" Orangy said, excitedly.
"Seriously Pinko?" Pinkie said, annoyed.
"IT WASN'T ME, IT WAS ORAN- never mind..."
"Ok, team 2, what are you going to name your team?"
"Ooo! Let me name it!" Cheils said, raising his hand.
"Ok but don't fuck it up." Miss. Peacock said, crossing her arms.
"Ok!"
He ran over to Hanger and said something to him.
He ran back to his team.
"So, what did you name the team?"
"Trios duos!"
"And you fucked it up."
"Team 3, what about you?"
"Oh, I have an idea!"
"Then say it, we don't have all day." Hanger said, walking over to her.
"In-"
"Hey hottie~."
"Weird name but I won't judge, team 4?"
"Speed it up, we need to get to the challenge."
"The Princesses!"
"Ok."
"God dammit!-"
"Anyways, the first challenge is a... trivia!" He said, pulling some cards from his pocket.
"I will tell you to come up and ask you some questions. If you get it right then you're safe but, if you get it wrong then you'll get egged!"
He pulled out some eggs from behind him.
"The first team to get all their teammates egged will be UFE!"
"First up is...Fridge! Come on up!" He said, gesturing him to come up.
Fridge walks over to him and sits down.
"Question 1: what is 5000000000×22234688654?"
"How the fuck am I supposed to solve that?!" He yelled at him.
"That's your fault for Interrupting me! Now answer."
"Uh 1,000?" He said, nervously.
"Nope!" He said, grabbing the carton of eggs.
He gets one of the eggs and throws it at him.
"Now go over to the loser corner!" He said, pointing to it.
"Whatever..."
Fridge walks over to the loser corner and sits down.
"Next up is...Grape! Get up here!"
She walks up to him.
"Question 2; when is my birthday?"
"How am I supposed to know?!"
"Just answer the question."
"September 27?"
"Nuh uh. My birthday is actually March 15th!"
"Anyway, it time for you to get eg-"
"WAIT!!!!" A person shouted.
They walked over to him and it was...Miss. Peacock! And she looks pissed!
"Oh its you. What do you want? You already almost killed a contestant." He said, glaring at her.
"That was totally unfair! How was she supposed to know, we met you 2 hours ago!" (She went full karen mode!)
"Well unless you wanna get egged on instead of her, shut your mouth!"
She thinks about it before replying.
"Fine, I'll get egged instead of her."
He looks at her, shocked.
"Wait, you seriously want to get egged?"
"It's better me than her." She said, looking at her.
"Well Ok."
He walks over to Grape.
"Change of plans, she's getting egged instead of you." He said, pointing to Miss. Peacock.
Grape looks at her in shock.
"Missy...? What are you doing?"
"Well I couldn't just watch as my bestie got egged. Now go back to the rest of the team." She said, smiling at her.
"Actually, since she got the question wrong, you both got to the loser corner!"
"What-"
She gets hit with a egg.
"MY HAIR!"
"Now go to the loser corner!"
They both walk over to the loser corner, trying to get the egg out of Miss. Peacock hair.
After a few minutes, almost all of the 'Princesses' and the 'Trios duos' are out except, Blue scissors and Orb 1.
"Alrighty, this is the last question! The person that gets this one wrong is UFE."
"Are you ready?" He asked, excited.
"Yeah!"
"Ok! Last Question: what's 10+9?"
"19!" Blue scissors said, confidently.
"Wrong! I was talking about the meme. That means you and your team are UFE!"
He hits him with the egg.
"So are we gonna be voting?"
"Nope the readers will!"
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"Comment under the name of the object you want to eliminate."
"Remember this is a Vote to eliminate!"
"Leave a character you want to be in the show before the 4th episode." (3000 words!)
*Voting has ended. Thanks for voting!*
"Thanks for reading and we'll see you in the next episode."
"Bye!"
Blue scissors!
Yellow scissors!
Fridge!
Blanket!
Rock!
Rockie!
Rolly!
Main attraction/Mainy!
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A/n: FINALLY DONE!
sorry this took so long.
I'm writing all of these by myself so expect each episode to take a few days.
Thanks for being so patient.
I appreciate it!
Please remember to Stay hydrated!
And stay safe!
I'm going to sleep
BYEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Edit: just made the cover page for the episode!!!
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