I'm lazy again.

Here ya go.

(Y/N): I have a problem.
David: If it's harder than 2+2, I can't help.

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(Y/N): Someone's trying to break in. Call the cops!
Syd: *loads shotgun* I got this.
(Y/N): Last week you fell up the stairs, what do you mean-

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Syd: My stomach growled super loud in French.
Syd: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class.
Roger: Bonjour.
(Y/N): Le growl.
Nick: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.

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(Y/N): I love murder mysteries!
David, trying to impress them: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.

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(Y/N): You're smiling. What happened?
Nick: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?

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Syd, holding a fork: You know your talking a lot of shit for someone who has 2 perfectly good eyeballs each cost about $16,000 on the blackmarket.
David: ....
Syd: *lip smack*

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David: Hey, (Y/N). What kind of flowers do you prefer?
(Y/N): I like sunflowers.
David, pulling out a bouquet of Venus Flytraps: Well, shit

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Nick: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so BABY OIL-
Roger: CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE FAMILY DINNER FOR ONCE?!

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Rick: She's the girl of my dreams!
David: You say every girl is the girl of your dreams.
Rick: I have a lot of dreams.

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David: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.
Syd: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

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(Y/N): Strawberry milk doesn't taste like strawberry OR milk.
Roger: Go the fuck to sleep (Y/N).

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Rick: Oh, my God. Do you know what this is?
Roger: It's a book. There's a lot of those in here, this is a library.

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