I swear I'll go back to actual oneshots in a moment.

Nick: Well, remember when (Y/N) made a romantic dinner for me?

Syd: Nick, they microwaved you a pizza.

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(Y/N), pointing to the wall: What color is this?
Rick: Gray.
Nick: Grey.
(Y/N), turning to Roger: Now tell them what color you think it is.
Roger: Dark white.

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(Y/N): We have fun, don't we, Syd?
Syd: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

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(Y/N): I found a note in one of my old word .docs that said Note to self: Get revenge on Roger.
(Y/N): Except I couldn't remember what I was supposed to get revenge for.
(Y/N): But I trusted my own judgment, so I went with it.

Roger: Hmm... I don't know what you were supposed to get revenge for, either.
(Y/N): I can only assume you got what was coming to you. Not 100 percent sure, though.
Roger: Well, whatever I did, I guess I deserved it.
(Y/N): Let that possibly be a lesson to you.

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(Y/N): Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.
Nick: Oh. We're going out?
(Y/N): Wh...

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Syd: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.
(Y/N): Those are wanted posters!

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Nick: Why did you kidnap (Y/N)!?!?!
Rick: Ah- um- well- the reason for that is, uhh...
Roger: Sometimes, we must work together towards a common goal.
Nick: NOT TO KIDNAP PEOPLE!

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