The rest of the day me and Dabi were on a low profile since the heroes were searching for us and not only that but I knew that Endeavor was also currently in a hospital in an artificial coma.
How did I know that?
Well I you see, I still had a computer that worked somehow. All I had to do was invite myself into the security system. It was very easy to say the least. Really easy! All I did was hacking myself into the CCTV footage of the hospital and the medical report of a certain trash bag that was all I would like to say but no that was only the beginning.
Once I had all the information I made a screenshot and send them to the new station.
Me: FUFUFUFUFU!!!!
Dabi: You are making me anxious smiling and laughing like that! What did you do?
Me: Ohh nothing much!
Dabi: Nothing much but smiling as if you just killed someone! You sure about that?
Me: Yes!
Dabi: You really think I am that dumb?
Me: Yes.
I was on the PC and barely listening to what Dabi said so I didn't pay the last sentence he said much attention.
Dabi: Azrael you are a fucking idiot!
Me: Yes.
Still not paying him any mind I continued collecting his medical reports as well as some pictures about how his injuries had looked like before they began healing him.
Dabi: Would you like to screw yourself?
Me: Yes.
It took me a couple of minutes to finish it but as soon as I said yes and began thinking about what he just said, I looked up at him. Dabi was smiling at me with a Cheshire smile.
Me: Go fuck yourself! You know I wasn't paying you much attention!
Dabi: Oh really? I haven't noticed that!
Me: Screw you!
Dabi: With pleasure! Now what were you doing?
Me: Collecting all the evidence of what we did and just send them to the news station!
Dabi: It shouldn't take long for them to throw themselves on the meat you gave them.
Me: It won't but the real question is if they will get an even better piece of meat in form of money.
Dabi: Hmmm.... That trash will try and silence them.
Me: Quick question. Did you ever wanted to be a radio host?
Dabi: No why?
Me: Well too bad, we will be on air in about.... NOW!
I was hacking myself into the next open radio station that was easy to bypass. The thing was that I just opened a random radio channel and hijacked it. Since I didn't wanted people to know who we really are besides our aliases I used a voice changing software on the pc while directly transferring everything I was talking to the radio station satellite airing it.
Me: HELLO EVERYONE! First of I am so sorry for just interfering this boring channel. It won't be long I promise, right Dabs!
Dabi: The hell, Azrael!
Me: Ahh I see you still haven't heard about the news?
Dabi: You mean about the walking pile of trash?
Me: No, I mean about my the featherless red chicken! Of course, I mean him who else?
Dabi: Stop being so sarcastic!
Me: Anyways you wanna tell the people out there or should I?
Dabi: I don't think you would let me say it.
Me: And you are right! I wouldn't!
Dabi: Why ask?
Me: Because!
Dabi:...
Me: So here is the news! A bright neon pink glitter could get the number 2 hero out of commission! I repeat a glitter cloud nearly killed the number 2 hero. You heard right! It wasn't an ambush or a villain attack. It was just a glitter cloud..... Don't believe me, right?
Dabi: Who would?
Me: Need some proof?
Dabi: You do realize we are on a radio channel not a TV channel, right?
Me: Yes and?
Dabi: How the frick do you want to show them the pink glitter cloud or even the pics you have of the not so poor wanna be hero?
Me: Well how about everyone has some internet connection? All they have to do is search up "The glitter cloud is fighting back! Everyone saves themselves!"
Dabi: WHAT?
Me: I was so free and dedicated a whole internet page to the glitter cloud! All Hail the glitter cloud!
Dabi: You officially lost it!
Me: Nah! I needed to be sane for that in the first place.
Dabi:..
Me: Well that was all I wanted to say! Azrael out!
After that I cut the connection and quickly began putting up some more firewalls since there was just one person that was very close on figuring out where we currently where and the IP address was located on UA's ground which meant this was Nezu.
Me: Not bad Dabs!
Dabi: Never just pull me into something like this ever again!
Me: Why you were good!
Dabi: *Sigh* They will be after us now for sure.
Me: Yep and that is the plan!
Dabi: You really are not sane anymore!
Me: I think I already told you that I am not sane at all. And let me ask what is sanity?
Dabi: Well that is when you are normal.
Me: What's normal?
Dabi: ... I am not gonna go into such a discussion with you! You are enjoying this way too much!
Me: I am. Anyways let's just split up and lay low for the week.
Dabi: Split up?
Me: Yeah, I mean I'll take a different patrol route then I would normally fly and you take up mine. They still don't know that the Dabi the former villain is now a vigilante as, well right?
Dabi: No.
Me: Well go and make a name for yourself! Oh and let's make sure that we are both safe!
Dabi: That means?
Me: No being out longer than 4 hours. If anything, happens here!
I had a small grenade like toy in my pocket of my vigilante suit and threw it to him. He still only had his villain costume and it was in a pretty bad condition. I was sure I needed to get him a new one. Though that was not the important part here. Dabi as a villain was formerly only using his fire. Now that he was a vigilante this wasn't possible anymore if he didn't want to go into jail but knowing him he still would only use his flames. Still I wanted to give him the opportunity to have some sharp weapons as well as weapons that couldn't kill anyone just tranquilize them with him.
Me: A light grenade. Throw it up in the air after activating it. It will go off exactly 3 seconds after you throw it up. I'll be able to see the light and know that you are in danger.
Dabi: And how exactly do you think you will see it while sitting inside?
Me: We will be out at the same time making them think we are not a team. If anyone finds out about us sticking together they will use that as a vulnerability and use it against us.
Dabi: You have a point angel.
Me: Angel?!
Dabi: Fine, phoenix.
Me: Better!
After that we both just relaxed together and began talking about Endeavor and also began looking at the comments that the page I put on dedicating to the pink glitter cloud got. There were a lot of funny comments saying that the pink cloud should return and other ones claim that the pink cloud is going after them!
Then there were some that were like making a whole fucking cult worshipping the pink cloud and talking about hero sacrifices. After reading this me and Dabi laughed our asses off commenting on who they should use as a sacrifice like a certain red chicken. Of course, no one knew who we meant with red rooster.
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