yelena's bitches
(10:34am)

peter: how hurt would i be if i defenestrated myself rn?

shuri: stop using the word defenestrated

peter: im going to defenestrate you.

mj: both of u shut up

peter: this class is so boring tho

ned: what class is it?

peter: chemistry

peter: its so easy but everyone looks so confused like??

yelena: i hate smart people.

harley: i thought chemistry was spelt chemistory lol

peter: how are you real

shuri: im so glad i skipped a grade but on the other hand im now in the same classes as my brother

yelena: t'challa is cool

shuri: he is the most annoying person on the planet

peter: are u sure ur not talking about urself

shuri: shut up i watched u walk into a glass door yesterday

ned: LMAOOO

peter: was there any need for that????

mj: im blocking all of u

harley: stop pretending u hate us

mj: im not pretending.

shuri: not what u said last night

mj: BLOCKED.

peter: has anyone seen bucky today? he wasnt in english and he isnt in chem with me rn

ned: maybe he got abducted by a russian organisation and he's currently being injected with drugs to make him the perfect soldier

harley: what is wrong with you

mj: ????????

ned: or maybe he's just sick idk

peter: he better not be we have a presentation later today

yelena: ask him in the gc

peter: good idea

knock off paw-patrol
(11:11am)

peter: is bucky in today?

steve: no, unfortunately he fell off a cliff last night.

peter: i beg ur pardon??

tony: i also beg ur pardon???

steve: he was walking his dog and he fell of a cliff.

bruce: Why are you all on your phones?

bruce: Oh shit. Is he okay?!?

steve: he is in hospital right now. he called me this morning and he sounded okay but im not sure.

tony: sorry why are u so calm about this??

steve: bucky injures himself very often. it would drain so much energy to be overly concerned everytime he messages me something like "i fell off a cliff lmao".

peter: sounds like someone i know

harley: heard yall were talking shit

bucky: hi girlies

bucky: im on lots of drugs rn bc my arm is not attached to me anymore

stephen: ??? What does that mean

bucky: they took my arm stephen

bucky: they stole it and wont give it back

steve: YOU HAD YOUR ARM AMPUTATED???

bucky: hi baby!!!! yes i did :)

peter: thats so cool u should get a metal arm

bucky: that is such a fabulous idea petya

shuri: i can make one for u

tony: i can help

shuri: i dont need ur help

tony: im literally a genius

harley: sure u are sweetie

tony: i am being bullied stephen help me

peter: aw is it a hard knock life annie?

bucky: HAHAHAHAHA

stephen: I just laughed so loudly.

tony: et tu stephen? im hurt.

yelena: wait so back to bucky only having one arm pls???

bucky: i fell off a cliff and there was too much nerve damage to save my arm so they just chopped it off

ned: that is so badass

bucky: tell that to stevie he's been acting like a worried mother over the phone since i mentioned it

steve: i have never called someone so fast in my entire life.

thor: Hello everyone! I have a free period so i am on my phone!

thor: Bucky!!!! When are you getting out of hospital???? Do you feel okay? Do you need anything??

bucky: aw hi hottie

bucky: i get discharged tomorrow and i dont need anything but thanks for offering<3

thor: Of course! Glad to hear you're okay.

peter: thor is so kind

peter: love u thor

thor: I love you too peter!!!!

harley: does anyone wanna ditch and go to mcdonalds

peter: yes pls im dying in here

bucky: i want mcdonalds :(

bruce: Steve just ran out of class.

steve: im getting you mcdonalds baby, be there in 20 minutes.

bucky: <333!!!!

harley: couple goals

harley: why cant u be that nice to me peter

peter: u dont deserve my kindness

stephen: Well this was fun but i think we should all get back to listening in class.

peter: me and harls are on our way to mcdonalds but u guys have fun in school :)

tony: i hate you

peter: love u too :D

acadec
(2:13pm)

mj: practice is in the library today btw

sally: why?

mj: someone blew up the classroom we usually practice in

peter: my bad

flash: you blew up a classroom?????

peter: it was an honest mistake

cindy: ur actually insufferable

peter: :(((

ned: its ok peter it wasnt ur fault

ned: it was shuri's

shuri: WHAT

shuri: hes the one who added loads of random chemicals to a beaker and watched as it went everywhere

shuri: all without calling for help i might add

ned: well u were there so u could have stopped him

peter: yeah :((

shuri: i despise you.

betty: ok so peter blew up a lab and his boyfriend committed arson? maybe they are perfect together afterall.

mj: anyways hurry up everyone i dont have all day

abe: u got plans or something?

mj: something like that

peter: oh??????

shuri: we're going to dinner with my family

shuri: they're forcing me to bring her because they like her more than me

mj: :)

flash: not surprising

ned: poor shuri

shuri: oh now ur on team shuri are u???

ned: peter threw a fork at me so yeah

mj: peter stop throwing forks at people, we've talked about this

peter: no its fun

ned: u nearly blinded me

peter: skill issue

sally: sometimes i genuinely wonder how peter managed to skip a grade when hes so stupid

peter: im just amazing

shuri: he is a genius but he has absolutely no common sense

mj: ^^^^

ned: ^^^^

betty: ned are we still meeting after practice?

ned: yes yes yes yes <333

peter: i hate couples

flash: ur in a relationship tho??

peter: yeah but we arent lovey dovey and shit

mj: u guys are one fistfight away from a domestic violence case

shuri: LMAOO

peter: we're just both alpha males sorry🥶

cindy: i want you dead.