yelena's bitches

peter: CMON CMON DONT LEAVE ME LIKE THIS

shuri: I THOUGHT I HAD YOU FIGURED OUT

peter: SOMETHINGS GONE TERRIBLY WRONG

shuri: WONT FINIIIISSHHHH WHAT YOU STARTED

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yelena: someone save me

clint: whats up

yelena: petya and shuri are spamming taylor swift lyrics in our gc

bucky: which song??

peter: haunted <33333

bucky: i love haunted so much omfg

shuri: i knew you were a speak now girlie

bucky: best album

nat: wrong.

yelena: i came here for help and now ur all talking about miss swift

tony: i like her lover album

shuri: that checks out

tony: ????

peter: i mean ur in love rn so

stephen: Who is Tony in love with?

clint: why do u wanna know

stephen: Im just curious.

tony: no one theyre just joking hahaha lol

stephen: Right then.

private chat between "tony' & stephen'

tony: pls dont tell them i want to see how long until they figure us out

stephen: Okay, love.

tony: ahhxheiwkaka

stephen: Petnames should not have this much of an effect on you

tony: only when you use them ;))

stephen: You're ridiculous

tony: yeah but u like me anyway <333

stephen: Yes, i do.

stephen: I have no idea how. But i do.

tony: aw baby i love it when you sweet talk me

stephen: I take it back.

tony: no takebacks

stephen: Come over tonight?

tony: of course <33

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thor: Yes i agree!! Evermore is her best album.

nat: im not saying its a BAD album im just saying folklore is better

bruce: Id just like to make you aware that Thor is glaring at your message.

nat: glare all you want thorie

clint: that sounds like rory with a lisp

peter: LMAOOO

tony: what did i just walk into

bucky: where did u and stephen run off to?

tony: i went to the kitchen

stephen: I just stopped responding because everytime i open this chat i lose braincells.

shuri: fair enough

acadec

mj: peter if youre late to acadec one more time i will actually sue

shuri: how are u gonna sue

mj: shut up.

shuri: shutting up

ned: whipped

mj: one more word and ill tell betty about the poem you wrote for her last year

ned: shutting up

betty: ???????

mj: shut up

peter: im coming im coming

flash: on time for once?

peter: funnily enough i am actually capable of functioning as a normal human being

cindy: debatable

flash: if peter is late again can i have his spot

mj: no shut up eugene

abe: LMAOO EUGENE

flash: i hate all of you

ned: the feeling is mutual

sally: so yk how certain people in this gc know the popular seniors??

shuri: yeah?

sally: do u think one of u could possibly introduce me to natasha romanov

peter: shes taken and also too old for u

flash: wait what?? whos she dating????

mj: pepper potts

cindy: now thats a power couple

abe: omg i just realised u guys probably know all the tea about the seniors

peter: we do its great

ned: theyre so dumb

shuri: like actually stupid

peter: i got adopted by two of them tho so

flash: WHAT????

shuri: lmao yeah natasha romanov and bucky barnes have "shared custody" of him

sally: what?? the?? fuck??

mj: it's actually quite cute nat takes him to coffee shops so they can gossip and bucky teaches him how to shoot guns

abe: teaches him how to WHAT?!?

betty: ive never been more jealous of someone in my entire life

ned: did u guys just all forget about when natasha punched that kid who called peter an orphan??

mj: that was hilarious

peter: she was so angry

shuri: i thought she was gonna murder him tbh

flash: so basically the popular seniors arent as cool and tough as they pretend they are?

shuri: theyre anything but cool and tough

ned: thor odinson once called the groupchat SOBBING because he listened to my tears ricochet by taylor swift

sally: ????? LMAOOO

abe: thor odinson is gorgeous if he so much as looked in my direction id strip

peter: thor has a boyfriend sorry

flash: hes also way out of ur league

cindy: thor is dating bruce banner right?

peter: yeah they're adorable

mj: acadec starts in 3 minutes and we're still missing flash

ned: lmao thats ironic

shuri: ahahahahaha

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bucky: do u guys wanna come to mine and binge sex education?

clint: yes yes yes yes

nat: sure

bruce: Sex education??

loki: its a show

bruce: Oh

thor: I would love too!! I will drag Bruce and Loki along with me.

bruce: ???

loki: ???

thor: :)

yelena: ill go

peter: me, ned, shuri and mj have acadec sorry :((

bucky: you can come next time its okay
dw pete

peter: :D

tony: i can't tonight sorry

steve: why?

tony: busy

nat: hmmmm

nat: @stephen will you go?

stephen: Sorry i'm at my aunts house until monday.

steve: no worries!! you can come next time.

bucky: everyone who's coming meet at my house at 7

bucky: *insert random address here*

private chat between 'nat' & 'tony'

nat: so

tony: ?

nat: you and stephen are both coincidentally busy

tony: or we're both just busy?

nat: or youre doing something together

nat: you were awfully vague with your excuse

tony: ...

tony: ok u cant tell anyone this

nat: wow u cracked easily

nat: okay im listening

tony: me and stephen are dating

tony: im at his house rn and we're watching tv together

nat: ohmygod

tony: i know

nat: fr tho im happy for u i know how much u like him

tony: i really do

nat: im really happy for you tony

nat: you deserve to be in a loving relationship

tony: do not make me cry rn

nat: ok ok sorry lmao

nat: have fun with stephen, ill cover for you if anyone asks about ur dumb vague excuse

tony: thanks u ily

nat: ily too i guess