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How I Telepathically Reproduced My 200 Children (And Other Band Stories)

How I Telepathically Reproduced My 200 Children (And Other Band Stories)

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YOU READ THE TITLE DIDNTCHAYep. If you like rambling, ranting, and going on about basically nothing important, than GO AHEAD AND READ THIS BOOKReader beware, you're in for a sc-*is tackled by copyright police*"Ma'am, ma'am, MA'AM, THAT IS A COPYRIGHTED PHRASE FROM THE GOOSEBUMPS FRANCHISE"*spits*LIKE I CAREjust kidding just kidding please don't hurt meALSO A FAIR WARNING IN ADVANCE THAT THESE WILL MOSTLY CONSIST OF BAND STORIES. MARCHING BAND. MUSIC. STUFF LIKE THAT. There will be some odd ones that I really like but if you don't understand marching band theN YA WON'T UNDERSTAND THE STORIESSo yeah…

Spottie's Prophecy Shop!

Spottie's Prophecy Shop!

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Have you ever been writing a story that needed... 'something else?'That 'something else' could be an omen!"But Spottie, I can't think of any good prophecies!" You are (probably not) saying!Well, here's where this shop comes in! Just fill out the form on the first page, comment it, and I'll write down a prophecy for you ALL FOR FREE!I mean, unless you want to pay for it. Cash only, if that's the case. ;3Anywho, I have a good staff (myself) and I promise to give you an awesome prophecy if you'd just request for one!~Spottie…

My Awesome Music Suggestions!

My Awesome Music Suggestions!

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~Updated Daily~Ever need some new music to listen to? Ever get tired of the old bands you listen to and need something... spicier?Well, I've got just the thing for you! I'm going to be listing a song and the song's artist once a day, just for you!You're welcome, actually.*By the way, this music will be from my taste in music. So if you don't like it then... don't listen to it?? It's that simple???*…

Journal #3

Journal #3

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Hey, Doc. Sorry my observations for Test Subject #9 aren't condensed into one journal, but you know how big my handwriting is. If you need anything clarified about my writings you can just call *writing smudged* or just ask Barry where I'm at. *writing smudged* God, sorry, my pen keeps splattering things all over the page.…

Weed INC

Weed INC

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Evelyn has just been employed at a weed farm.No, no, that's not a lie. And she's not exaggerating. She's actually working at a weed farm. Not that she's complaining. The pay is good, there's a little bit of danger involved, which makes things interesting, and she finally has a place to sleep and eat at without worrying about too much.There are some strange things going on, though. Not because of the farm itself, but...Because of the other people that work there.Those people are something else.…

Caught in a Cliche

Caught in a Cliche

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I'm not entirely sure what's going on here.First, I'm just sittin' here, typing away at my stories, when I suddenly wake up in this stupid book.Why is it stupid? Okay, imagine all of the most cliche teen romance novels all put together into one. Aaaand that's the world I'm in right now. Kinda sucks, yeah, but I hope I'll figure something out. Mind reading to keep me company?…

Legend of the Sleepwalkers

Legend of the Sleepwalkers

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In the kingdom of Prio, everyone is happy. There are the Doers: the farmers, soldiers, and everything in between, the Dreamers: the artists, musicians, and writers, the Thinkers: the teachers, scientists, and doctors, and the Tinkerers, the blacksmiths, architects, and builders.Kalani is a Dreamer. Henry is a Doer. Cira is a Tinkerer. Elliot is a Thinker. Everything is the way it should be. That is, until others come to their precious island and trap them within their own home. The newcomers have terrible abilities, and soon overwhelm the residents of Prio. It is up to Kalani, Henry, Cira, and Elliot to find the Sleepwalkers, the only people that may be able to help them.That is, if they can be found...[This is a comic. Just so ya know. I mean, it says so on the cover, but... Still.]…

Myths and Legends of the Clans (Warrior Cats)

Myths and Legends of the Clans (Warrior Cats)

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Remember all of those stories the elders used to tell you when you were a kit? About the great Lionclan, the tricky Tigerclan, the swift Leopardclan? Those were the best. In this book, Tigerlily and Laughterheart recollect all of the myths and legends they've ever heard. I think the real challenge here is to figure out which is truth, and which are fake.*these stories and characters are all made by me, while the Warrior Cats universe is created by Erin Hunter*…

A True Medicine Cat [Warriors Cats]

A True Medicine Cat [Warriors Cats]

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Spottedpool, the RiverClan medicine cat, has never spoken to StarClan. She's never received an omen, dreamed about her ancestors, or even have a basic understanding of what they need her to do.Most cats in her clan don't know this, or care. She's there to heal them. To fix their scratches and bruises. To take care of them. That's it.However, when one brash, young apprentice named Dawnpaw receives a prophecy foretelling doom, Spottedpool is worried. Why hasn't StarClan contacted her yet? Why did they speak to a young, inexperienced apprentice? Is this the role she was meant to take? She never exactly wanted it in the first place...As Spottedpool and Dawnpaw embark to discover the true meaning of the prophecy, Spottedpool wonders whether she'll have to discover her own true meaning first.…

Fear

Fear

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Penelope Throw has been afraid of the dark since she was a small girl. Nothing could get rid of the terror that was rooted in the shadows. But when she is suddenly tasked with the job of destroying other people's fears, demons called "Followers", she suddenly feels that maybe she can get rid of her own too.Completed!…

Common Sense for the Common Wattpadian

Common Sense for the Common Wattpadian

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I could make an awe-inspiring, interesting, eye-catching cover and description.Or I could just put this.Either way, I want you to read this book. It probably has something you can relate to or learn from this.I mean, come on.Who doesn't need a little common sense in this world?…

Spottie Reads: Starkit's Prophecy

Spottie Reads: Starkit's Prophecy

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By now, if you're a Warriors Cats fan, you should know of the infamous fanfiction Starkit's Prophecy. If you haven't...well, you're in for a treat. In this review of the story, I, Spottie, will be reading this and giving...comments...*cough*NOTE: I do not own Starkit's Prophecy or Warriors Cats. I do own the OC Spottie, however.Also, if you're easily offended, I would recommend not to read this. No uncensored swearing will be involved, but I will be brutally beating this story with a stick. Figuratively, of course.…

First Last Kiss

First Last Kiss

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James and Clara have been friends for as long as they could remember. When others start pushing them to become more-than-friends, their relationship starts to crumble. Will they ever be together again?Note: this story actually belongs to my friends shadowhooch and Makaka0213, so I don't actually own it. I'm just writing it down for them.…

Ask and Dare Spottie and Friends

Ask and Dare Spottie and Friends

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Basically what the title says. Comment your ask and/or dare, and I'll tag you while writing out your request. Thanks in advance!Note: I do not own Warrior cats or the original cover, but Spottie and every other cat that is my OC is, well, my OC. Don't take them! Cover was created by the author of Ask Ivypool on Deviantart. I just recolored it :3…

Spellcaster

Spellcaster

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Sage Greathouse believes that she will grow up to be a Master Herbalist in the kingdom of Prio. It's what she's been working for her entire life.However, when she finds out that one of her customers isn't what they seem, she is suddenly plunged into the life of running on the loose as a secret sorceress-in-training. It seems to be going well for her and her friends Andy and Percy... Until Sage's brother is captured by their queen and sentenced to death. Then, it is up to Sage and her friends to save her brother while staying under the radar themselves. But it won't be as easy as it seems...Everything about the book you see here is copyrighted by me, myself, and I. NOBODY CAN STEAL THIS YOU HEAR ME?!?!? :3Well, almost everything. I took the name Vago from a different book that was published. Can't think of the name right now, but whatever. I give credit to that author.…

Disney Rewritten

Disney Rewritten

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What would've happened if Anna had never met Hans? What would've happened if Ariel didn't go to Ursula's after all? Explore these situations and more in the book Disney Rewritten, where Disney movies' plots are changed... to who knows what?…