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Kyoya Ootori's Guide to Self-Deception for Fun and Profit

Kyoya Ootori's Guide to Self-Deception for Fun and Profit

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Kyoya's fond of Haruhi. Very fond. But he doesn't dwell on it. He's far too busy networking at Harvard to think about his best friend's not-quite girlfriend.Unfortunately, back in Tokyo, Tamaki seems equally busy - on the important task of driving Kyoya mad. Does Tamaki really think Kyoya will wither away and die if he's not kept updated on Haruhi's every move?Apparently yes. But Kyoya's an Ootori. There's no situation, no matter how annoying, that can't be twisted to his own advantage.Isn't there?[An Ouran High School Host Club fanfic] [Kyoya/Haruhi] [Teen-rated] [Complete: 14 chapters / 57k words][A/N: This fic is a shameless mix of both anime and manga canon, but can be read by fans of either. At the end of the manga, Haruhi wins a scholarship to study abroad for a year in Boston, and the host club follow her there. The story is set when that year is over, and the majority of the host club return to Japan.]…

Tea and No Sympathy

Tea and No Sympathy

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It's Potter's fault, of course, that Draco finds himself trapped in the same twenty-four-hour period, repeating itself over and over again. It's been nearly a year since the unpleasant business at Hogwarts, and Draco's getting on with his life quite nicely, thank you, until Harry sodding Potter steps in and ruins it all, just like always. At first, though, the time loop seems liberating. For the first time in his life, he can do anything, say anything, be anything, without consequence. But the more Draco repeats the day, the more he realises the uncomfortable truth: he's falling head over heels for the speccy git. And suddenly, the time loop feels like a trap. For how can he ever get Harry to love him back when time is, quite literally, against him?[A Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy fanfic] [Complete: 11 chapters / 70k words]…

Written on the Heart

Written on the Heart

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Harry doesn't mind that so many Slytherins from his year have returned to finish their NEWTs, really he doesn't. It's just - do they have to be so friendly? He's not prejudiced, really he's not. It's just - they've got to be up to something, right? Unnerved by the attention he's attracting from everyone - the Slytherins are the least of it, to be fair - and struggling with a raft of changes to Hogwarts itself, Harry wishes he could be happy that one constant remains: Draco Malfoy really fucking hates him.When he's hit by an illegal love-spell though, Harry finds he has more to worry about than whether or not Blaise Zabini actually wants to be his friend. For if everyone affected has been blessed - or cursed, by the look on Malfoy's face - with a magical tattoo revealing the name of their soulmate, what does it mean that Harry's skin remains completely bare?[A Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy fanfic] [Complete: 20 chapters / 114k words]…

The Sleeping Beauty Curse

The Sleeping Beauty Curse

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When Draco Malfoy falls into a cursed sleep and can only be woken - at least, according to the Daily Prophet, that impeccable source of truth - by 'true love's kiss', Harry Potter knows there's no way on earth he's the answer to this particular riddle. Is he . . .?[A Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy fanfic] [Complete: 23 chapters / 153k words]…

Star Quality

Star Quality

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Two years after the war, and Harry's content with his life. OK, so it's a little annoying that he keeps winning Witch Weekly's Most Eligible Bachelor award, and he's really not looking forward to the unveiling of an enormous gold statue of himself, but he loves his friends, and he loves being an Auror. And if he yearns for something more, something he can barely bring himself to think about, well, he'll probably get over it. No one's happy all the time, are they?But then everything changes, and Harry's thrown into a new and dazzling world he's not sure he can actually escape from. And as time goes on, he starts to wonder: does he actually want to?[A Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy fanfic] [Complete: 15 chapters / 118k words]…