Her interactions with him consisted of only cheeky butt touches in the crowded hallways and pretending the things he'd say to his friends were to her. What happens when one day he finally professes his love?…
Written by SecretUnicornBob and I…
Aleks and BonziBuddy suffer a hard breakup, yet Aleks doesn't mind, as all he cares about is meeting Harry Styles.…
They could pinpoint the exact moment that their love for each other happened, and they wouldn't have it in any other setting.…
Aleks gets really kinky one night and asks Eddie to fulfil his needs. Mid-way through Aleks turns into a scene-weeb and we all shed a tear in condolences.…
RiceBunni24 wants more Jeamus fics? I'll give her a Jeamus fic.…
"On the fifth knock I'm met with such a beautiful sight. It was an ogre, his defined jaw and clothing that accented his figure well made my knees weak. All I wanted to do was devote my whole life to him; to feel him inside me, and make me his."…
<3 I wrote this during my English class just for you guys. My teacher marked it and liked it.…
When Seamus buys an old Windows XP computer, he realises he can now talk to his true love.…
""I would like a banana and an ogre shaped cake." Turning to look at my lover, I notice his sly smirk. Am I missing out on something?"…
“All he ever wanted was to please Shrek. And please he did.” Based off of that 4chan post.…
“Well, you get a vitamin water, and you shove it really far up your rectum.” “Then what?” “You lay on top of an oven.” Art credit to luCazzl on Deviantart…
How did dragons come to exist? "Beautiful! If I was still in high school, I'd use this for my history paper." - Doge. "This is so glorious. 10 stars out of 10!" - Robert, author of A Rich Guy From The Street. "This explains so well of how we came to be. Thank you so much." - The head dragon from Dragonagon. wot…
Forgetting your swag resulted in death.…
When Shrek finds out that Rhiannon doesn't believe, he gets angered. The only solution is to visit her, and make her believe. A true and 100% real RhiOnion story.The bold was on accident lmao pls ignore it.…
“The light shining onto them slowly moves to the right, about 420 millimetres. The hope comes back to me as I see what it's pointing to.Money.$360 to be exact. I have enough to buy all the chicken nuggets and then some.”…
“I lie in wonder, gawking at the beautiful being in front of me, and as he stares at me, pure love clouding over his eyes and mine. He is so beautiful.”…
How to peel a carrot: a guide by Wattpad user Tosser…
