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"Fuck, Billy! What'd we do now?""Well... our face is on every news station, too many people around here know who we are.""Ok, so.. we need to lie low?" "Exactly. I have a rich cousin who doesn't live far from here, but still pretty out of the way. She's a recluse, we won't be bothered there... assuming she'll take us in.""What about... you know who..? How will he find us if we drop off the map?""For all we know Danny's watching us right now! He's probably laughing about us fucking up.. he'll find us or he won't, that's up to him. Right now we need to get out of dodge."---Y/n was never close with her cousin Billy and hadn't seen him in years, but when he shows up at her roadside home, running from the law and with a Stu on his arm, she figures it's best to let him stay. He wouldn't.. gut her? Right? Best not take any chances! The real kicker, however, is when their inspiration - the real and original Ghostface - shows up. She has less faith he'll let her live if she isn't careful. ---Danny Johnson x afab ReaderFeel free to comment with ideas and enjoy!…

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Michael Myers x ReaderMichael has spent years at Smiths Grove Sanitarium, ever since he was six years old. Dr. Loomis knew Michael was dangerous, but the day had come where Michael had to be let out on good behaviour. He wasn't entirely free yet though. Y/n lived in a reasonably decent house with her friend Laurie Strode. When Laurie was told she had a brother she never knew about that could be placed in her care if she consented, y/n decided to stay and live with Laurie and the notorious Michael Myers.…

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Ok, so, there are next to no fics for Frank from Find Me in Paris, which is SO sad, because he deserves more love! So, this will be made up of mostly x readers, maybe some other characters, and some headcannons. Please no hate, don't be afraid to request, and sorry if I don't update often, but enjoy!Achievements: (1) in #findmeinparis(1) in #saynotothis(2) in #frankxreader~ SonofaBeach…

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Summary:Agent y/n s/n is presented with a difficult question. It seems conman Matthew Keller is looking to cut the same deal as his rival Neal Caffrey, and the bureau has deemed him a worthy asset. The question is: will y/n be his handler? Accepting the offer, Agent s/n's life is about to be a lot more interesting! - This is a Keller x Reader fic!In this, Keller isn't a murderer, but there will be themes around guns to keep the essence of his character. Enjoy!…

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Summary: When Blaine first meets y/n he instantly takes a liking to her. After their first encounter Blaine thinks she doesn't like him. She makes him flustered, nervous even, and he just doesn't know how she can make him feel this way. Realising his feelings, Liv and Ravi play matchmaker. A/N: I don't own anything but my original work! Hope you enjoy this Blaine x Reader story, the first chapter is actually a one shot from my collection of one shots book; because of this book I won't be continuing the story in my one shots book, but I'll be continuing it here. Enjoy!~ SonofaBeach…

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This will be a mix of x readers, x characters and just general Dee one shots. NO INCEST, NO HEAVY X DEEThere'll probably be implied smut, and mentions of Dee getting hard or getting off, and maybe even eventually smut, but I'll warn beforehand if there is. Also, not my art! I'm not sure who's it is, but credit to the artist. Feel free to request, and enjoy!…

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Ok, this is just a book full of random enemies to lovers one shots. I'll write character x character, or character x reader. Feel free to request, nothing is too weird, I promise not to judge. As long as I know the character, I'll be open to writing it. You can be as specific as you like, as long as the request remains enemies to lovers. Enjoy!…

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When Bellatrix and Fenrir drag Barty back to Malfoy Manor one evening with a big gash across his stomach, that no spell or potion seems to heal, y/n - a sweet Death Eater, the daughter of one of the older followers - steps in with an unconventional method. Barty knows it's his last resort, but doesn't like the vulnerability it causes, but she seems to be getting closer and closer to him, and he can't explain how she seems to knock a wall down every time he puts one up. This is a Barty Crouch Jr x Female Reader, from Harry Potter. Message me, or leave a comment with any ideas you have for this story, because I'm just coming up with stuff as I go. Also, the cover image isn't mine; I don't know who's it is, but credit to them. Enjoy!…

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Summary: God shows up at the bunker with Michael and Lucifer. Sam and Dean are all but done with God's shit, but find out they can't exactly say no when God dumps the now human and graceless Michael and Lucifer at their door, asking the brothers to teach them the meaning of being human, and brotherhood. 'Supernatural' fanfiction, no slash, enjoy!…

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Summary: One day, y/n is at home and she hears a noise in her house. When she goes to see what it is, she finds Beetlejuice in her house. Then another. Then another! With Movie Beetlejuice, Musical Beetlejuice and Cartoon Beetlejuice suddenly in her home, she has to keep them there to avoid attention from the government. Can she keep not one, but three Beetlejuices in her home, and keep her sanity?…