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𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐳𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐲𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐦𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐲'𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐬. 𝐦𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭. 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝, (𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐳𝐮 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞) 𝐦𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐲 𝐠𝐨𝐭. 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐲'𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐞. 𝐬𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠? 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐳𝐮 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐞? 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝, 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐝. 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬. 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬.❝ or, sanzu hires a hitman to "kill" mikey and kidnaps her instead. mikey is unimpressed and now sanzu is stuck with you, said hitman. you don't get paid enough working for bonten and sanzu soon realises he got a whole lot more than he bargained for. ❞➵ t/w: profanity, nsfw (maybe idk), all things m*rder-related, S/A in chapter 6 (brief)➵ fem!reader, she/her pronouns…

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𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞, 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭.𝐢𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐲, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐬 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐤.𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐮𝐧𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝, 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐬 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤.𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐬, 𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫.❝ with cold, calculating eyes and a snarky quip to his words, suna rintarou was a total enigma. on the first day of university, he happened to sit next to you in class. but neither of you realised that it would spark an unsuspecting friendship full of teasing, off-handed flirts, and a heart-wrenching bet to the demise of both parties. ❞a.k.a. the soulmate au in which suna rintarou dares you to fall in love➵ 𝐭/𝐰: 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲, 𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐰➵ 𝐟𝐞𝐦!𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫, 𝐬𝐡𝐞/𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐬…

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𝐢𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲, 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐝, 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝.❝ in which you piece together the fragments of your past with the help of a group of intruders who broke into your dead aunt's house ❞a.k.a. the haikyuu zombie apocalyse au centred around the inarizaki men, sprinkled with the amnesia trope➵ 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐲, 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐭 + 𝐚 𝐛𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐭➵ 𝐭/𝐰: 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝, 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡, 𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐞, 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠➵ 𝐟𝐞𝐦!𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫, 𝐬𝐡𝐞/𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐬…

sasoris

𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭, 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞, 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐢𝐫𝐜𝐮𝐦𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞. 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤.❝ fate had a sick sense of humour. and as much as the two of you despised each other, it had a knack for making your paths inevitably cross. but fate was also a messenger. and with these countless coincidences, you slowly begin to wonder maybe there's a reason why Sasori is here to stay ❞a.k.a. the modern college/soulmate/enemies to lovers au centred around your life-long art rivalry with the akatsuki's redhead artist.➳ slow updates, being re-written➳ tw: swearing, alcohol➳ fem!reader, she/her pronouns…