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"I have a proposition for you," He said then, leaning back in his chair and looking at her with a smirk. "One that would be beneficial for both of us." Hermione raised an eyebrow. "Go on." "See, my mother has been trying to set me up with eligible women for a while now, and I, to be quite honest, cannot be bothered with it," He explained. "What does that have to do with anything?" She asked, her brow furrowing in confusion. "Answer me this: out of all the men that you could possibly date, who would annoy Weasley the most?" "What-" She froze, his words starting to sink in and she stared at him in shock. "You're not suggesting..." "Oh, but I am." He grinned widely, realizing that she was catching on now and he leaned forward to say in a low voice. "It's perfect; I get my mother off my back for the time being, and you can annoy the piss out of your ex-fiancé. Which, frankly, is a benefit for me too." She continued to stare at him, her jaw dropping slightly. "Are you really suggesting that we date?""Not date," He shook his head quickly and corrected her, "Fake date.""What on earth are you talking about?""A completely fabricated relationship," He said, smiling widely now. "And it doesn't even need to be long term. We can fool everyone for a few months, and then call it off amicably with no one the wiser." "A fake relationship." She blinked a few times, really thinking it over now. She would have been lying to herself if she said the idea didn't sound tempting. And it would truly annoy Ron...After a sudden, unexpected breakup with Ron, Hermione finds herself in a fake relationship with none other than Draco Malfoy, and as the ruse goes on she starts to question everything she thought she knew about herself and those around her.Updates on the 1st and 15th of each month…

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Hermione is engaged to Ron and happily planning their wedding, however something isn't quite right. While she tries her best to ignore that feeling, it becomes very obvious when Ron's older brother, Charlie, visits to assist with the wedding planning for the groomsmen. Hermione has tried to push down the feelings she has for Charlie for years now, but being in close contact with him is exacerbating her crush and it isn't helping that Ron seems to be pulling away. All of this leaves her wondering: is she with the right Weasley?All characters belong to JK Rowling!…

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ON HOLD"Where's Harry and Ron?" She asked then, looking back up at him.He raised an eyebrow and leaned against the doorframe, tucking his hands into his pockets before answering, "Truthfully I don't know; I don't really care either. But I'm surprised that your first question wasn't 'where am I'.""That was my next question," She said stubbornly. "Where am I?""You are safe," He said in a more quiet tone. "And you will stay safe as long as you stay here."Her brow furrowed again as she looked him up and down. He seemed to be genuine with his statement, and the calmness of his demeanor threw her off. "What do you mean, I am safe?" She eyed him warily as he continued to remain calm under her glare. "I don't have time to play games, Malfoy."He sighed heavily. "You're in my personal cottage; no one knows where it is, and it's probably better if you do not know either."An altered version of Deathly Hallows. All characters belong to JK Rowling…

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A crossover between the Harry Potter universe and Labyrinth Hermione and Ginny are best friends, living together as roommates. After coming to the realization that the two girls are currently stuck in a rut in their lives, Ginny jokingly wishes that a set of goblin kings could kidnap them to make their lives more interesting. When her wish is fulfilled, however, the girls realize that they got more than they bargained for, and in order to get back home they must solve a labyrinth together. Draco and Blaise are intent on making sure the girls do not complete their mission, and do everything in their power to throw the girls off. As the girls go through many obstacles they must confront their own feelings, and continue to remember that nothing is what it seems....All characters belong to JK Rowling and the Jim Henson company…

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A Dramione short story Hermione attends a Ministry gala with Harry and Ginny after a recent breakup with Ron, and after running into Draco Malfoy her night begins to take an unexpected turn. Enjoy, my loves!All characters (except one) belong to JK Rowling…

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The third book in the Dramione/Blinny Veela series! This book follows the Malfoy and Zabini children after the stories Loving You and Forever & Always, and I highly recommend reading those before starting this one! Soon enough they were making their way through the castle and entered the bright Great Hall. Cassie grinned; it was exactly as her mum had described. She loved the candles floating above the ceiling, noticing that it mirrored the night sky. Maybe she could convince her parents to do the same enchantments on her own room back at home. The group of first years stopped in front of the main table and the group began to murmur amongst each other as the Sorting Hat was brought out by one of the professors. "I'm so nervous," Connor whispered from next to Cassie. "Don't be, the Hat is going to put you in the right house!" Cassie said reassuringly before looking towards the Hat. She didn't want to admit it, but she was also nervous. Truthfully, she didn't care which house she ended up in. She just didn't want to be separated from Nathan and Sera, and she tried to ignore the feeling in the pit of her stomach that was steadily growing with each minute.Mostly original characters, some belonging to JK Rowling! Happy reading!…

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This is the sequel for A Crazy Little Thing, so if you haven't read that go check it out on my page before starting this one!He sighed and propped himself up onto his elbow. "Have I mentioned that I love how you're so invested in your work?" "Is that sarcasm?" I asked, raising an eyebrow at him. "Actually, no!" He grinned at me and said, "You've always put everything you had into your work, whether it was school work or Ministry work. I admire that; you don't half-ass anything." "Well in my line of work, there's too many lives on the line for me to even consider half-assing anything," I said with a smile before turning around and walking into the bathroom. By the time I had turned the shower on Draco was out of bed and stretching again. "And there's still no chance of convincing you to come work for me?" I laughed. "I think that would be a conflict of interests. Besides, you'd get annoyed by me eventually."Most characters belong to JK Rowling! Some original characters!…

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"What do you want, Malfoy?" She asked angrily.He tutted at her as he sat down. "Is that any way to treat a client?"Her brow furrowed as she narrowed her eyes. "If you're here to waste my time, I'm going to ask you to leave.""I would never waste your time," He answered, leaning sideways in the chair and bringing up one leg to rest his ankle over his knee, smiling at her. "I do have an actual problem that you need to help me with.""From the way I see it, I don't need to help you with anything," She retorted. "Now, I will ask again: what do you want?"He sighed and shook his head slightly. "You will need to help me, actually, unless you want an unstable werewolf at the next full moon."She stared at him, her mouth dropping slightly. "You've got to be joking."His expression turned more serious. "I most certainly am not, Granger.""You're a werewolf."Brand new story! Takes after the theory of Draco being bitten by Fenrir Greyback after Lucius failed to retrieve the prophecy, and the story takes place 5 years after the battle in 2003. Enjoy everyone!Characters belong to JK Rowling…

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As the group of Slytherins sat down, Ginny noticed that Blaise was watching her, and when they made eye contact, he gave her a wink followed by a grin. Ginny felt her face heat up and she looked down at her desk, her brow furrowing."Everything alright?" Hermione asked quietly.Ginny nodded silently and kept her eyes down, which only made Blaise chuckle from the other side of the classroom."What's got you in a good mood?" Draco asked, raising an eyebrow at his friend."Just having some fun," Blaise answered, shrugging.Draco rolled his eyes and looked over at the other side of the room where Blaise had been looking moments before. He noticed that the Weasley girl looked very embarrassed about something, and Hermione shot a look over to their area, catching his gaze. He held it for a few moments before nodding at her slightly. Her eyes widened in surprise but she nodded in return before looking away, focusing on the front of the classroom. He thought he saw her cheeks turn slightly more pink, but before he could get a good look Professor Flitwick stepped up onto his podium and the class quieted down.Hello lovelies! I've teased that I was working on a new Dramione/Blinny story, and here you all go! Please enjoy, and be sure to check out my other Dramione novels on my page! ❤️All characters belong to JK RowlingEdited as of September 5th and 6th, 2020…

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Hi guys! So this is a collection of one-shots that I'll be doing, they'll be updated randomly but I hope you all enjoy!Be sure to check out my other Dramione novels on my page! *Please ignore my bad titles, they are simply ways of people being able to find their favorite one-offs in this collection.*…

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This is the sequel for Loving You - Dramione/Blinny! You'll have to read the first one to understand what's going on in this story as it essentially picks up where the last one left off. As always, I hope everyone enjoys! Draco held his hand up towards the cabinet on the other side of the kitchen and two wine glasses floated out towards him. "The girls should be back any second now."Almost on cue, the girls popped into the kitchen and Draco handed the glasses to them. Ginny poured wine into both of them, almost filling them to the brim."Uh..." Ron started. "Maybe you shouldn't drink that much."Ginny glared at him. "Hermione and I nearly died today, for the second time this month. Shut up."…

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"I know you're skirting around the subject again, Draco, so you might as well just say what you want to say."He looked up at me then, a barely readable expression on his face. My chest tightened slightly as he just watched me, his eyes tracing over my face.After a few silent minutes, he finally straightened up in his chair and tossed the Prophet into the chair next to him before looking back at me. "Weasley is an idiot."It's 2002, four years after Hermione graduated from Hogwarts. In the midst of planning her wedding to Ron, her life turns upside down by news that breaks her heart, and when a certain blond wizard shows back up in her life, she realizes that maybe what she planned for isn't what she truly wants.Characters do not belong to me, they belong to JK Rowling…

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*WINNER OF THE GOLDEN SNITCH FROM THE 2020 SEEKER AWARDS*Giving him a skeptical look, she stepped away and out of his arms, almost regretting it instantly but ignoring that feeling as she pushed past him. "You better not let your little girlfriend catch you holding me like that."Are you jealous, Hermione?"She stopped and looked back at him. "What on earth gave you that idea?"He was smirking, his hands in his pockets as he slowly walked towards her. "Because I'm fairly certain that Pansy Parkinson is not and never will be my girlfriend."He stopped in front of her and she raised an eyebrow, crossing her arms over her chest as she shifted her weight to one leg, almost losing her balance before catching it again. "Then what was that display at the Black Lake the other day?""Were you watching me?" He grinned at her, and when she didn't respond, Draco could help but laugh. "You are jealous!"Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini are both Veelas, and they are trying to get close to their mates, Hermione and Ginny respectively. However, getting their girls will prove more difficult than they had hoped.Sequel is now up, titled 'Forever and Always'!WINNER OF THE GOLDEN SNITCH AWARD IN THE SEEKER AWARDSCharacters do not belong to me! All characters used belong to JK Rowling*Edited as of January 26th, 2020*…

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Another one-off I decided to do; this one is more based on events that actually happened in my life, only with a cuter ending. Thanks for reading!…

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Just a cute one-off that I decided to do. Thanks for reading!…