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The Six Inch Rule [Mattory AU] DISCONTINUED

The Six Inch Rule [Mattory AU] DISCONTINUED

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Summer camp. Hot days and cold ice cream. The brightness of an early morning walk and the laughter of a late night gathered around the campfire. Water closing in over your head and cool grass between your toes.Everyone's summers are different, but some things are universal--especially at summer camp. Meeting new friends and enjoying time with old ones, too much fun and not enough sleep... and quite often, a little bit of love thrown into the mix.[Studio C summer camp AU--Mattory/Whephen/Stori]…

Touch The Sky: Doctor Who/Studio C [Book 3]

Touch The Sky: Doctor Who/Studio C [Book 3]

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[CHASE THE WIND BOOK THREE] The Master is dead, his year-long reign of terror undone. The billion lives he took have been restored, his minions the Toclafane banished once more to the end of the universe. But it's not the only thing that's been reset. Mallory alone is left with the memories of walking the Earth in the Year That Never Was, struggling to reconcile the man she loved and lost with the Matt that now stands in front of her with no memory of the Year. Whitney, Jared, James, and Jason are left trying to adjust to the life they once led with ease while Stephen, Stacey, Natalie, Jeremy, and Adam have only their word of the horrors they witnessed and Tori, Aaron, and Dalton become the newest cast members, clueless to the bigger story unfolding. The Doctor now marches on as the Last of the Time Lords once more, finding a new companion in the fiery Donna Noble. They'll get no peace in the midst of recovery. Mallory, now working for the Unified Intelligence Taskforce, is ever-more aware of the less-than-friendly aliens and their plans for Earth. A child that shouldn't exist might succeed in upturning everyone's lives. And above it all, there's an unknown force at work. The stars are going out. The darkness is coming. The walls between realities are breaking down. Something is returning. The problem with a war waged across all space and eternity is that it can never truly be over.[Book 3 of the Chase The Wind Series: Doctor Who/Studio C crossover, a rewrite of the episodes Voyage of the Damned through The End of Time.]…

Walk The Earth: Doctor Who/Studio C [Book 2]

Walk The Earth: Doctor Who/Studio C [Book 2]

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[CHASE THE WIND BOOK TWO]Sometimes, one day will change the path of your entire life. For two members of a certain sketch comedy group, it was the day they met the Doctor. Eight months later, the careful balance of two very separate lives is on a precarious slope, and feelings long buried have finally come to the forefront.Before the waters can begin to settle, however, an old enemy of the Doctor resurfaces--and he's set his sights on Earth. With the Doctor held prisoner, there's only one way for his two companions to save the devastated planet... and prevent all of history from crumpling in its wake.Make it across the Earth in a year.Danger might lurk around every corner, from aliens and humans alike. New bonds will be put to the test and old friendships will fracture. Even Time itself is working against them, ticking down to a future no one's certain can be changed.But just like their enemies, allies might come from unlikely places. Bonds forged in fire are not so easily broken.And maybe, just maybe, Time can be rewritten.[Book 2 of the Chase The Wind Series: Doctor Who/Studio C crossover, a rewrite of the episodes Utopia, The Sound of Drums, and Last of the Time Lords.]…

The Sky's Not The Limit [Studio C/Mattory] (From The Heart Contest Winner)

The Sky's Not The Limit [Studio C/Mattory] (From The Heart Contest Winner)

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If you love someone, let them go.Time heals all wounds.When two years of crushing had finally turned into one fantastic year of dating, it seemed entirely obvious that Matt and Mallory were made for each other. As college winds to a close, they can look at each other and agree that marriage is in the cards.But when their love of laughter leads to them and several of their friends to found the sketch comedy group Studio C, their dream's rocky start only seems to cause friction between them. Even as success begins to come, there aren't enough hours in the day to have any real relationship--except the one they put on for the cameras.Seven seasons and over four years later, Studio C is starting to become a household name, but it seems the only shadow of Matt and Mallory's once spectacular relationship is their ship 'Mattory,' little more than a marketing device. Sometimes, they've learned, love just isn't enough.But it's a pretty darn good start.[Complete--5 parts/6700 words]…

Ludicrous [Ridiculous Spin-off]

Ludicrous [Ridiculous Spin-off]

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Luke Saxon's got no family left. Sophie Kane's family can hardly be packed into one house at Christmas time. He's got $22.83 and a 2003 Ford pickup to his name. She's got a bakery that she's poured her blood, sweat, and tears into that's going under anyway.They met by chance on a cold December eve, unknowing they're tied together by mutual acquaintances, a couple neither of them have the easiest past with. In a moment of potentially idiotic Christmas spirit, she offers him a place to stay.That very night, they discover an old, mysterious ring that's not all it appears to be. In fact, it might just be the key piece of evidence in a decades-cold series of murders. But as they try to solve the past, the present is throwing plenty of things their way, too. Can two wildly different people reconcile their oppositions? More importantly, can they do it before it's too late?(Cover by ExiledRanger)…

Ramblings of a Mattory Ficcer

Ramblings of a Mattory Ficcer

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What I want to see more of. What I want to see less of. Writing advice. Random rants. Lots of Mattory.…

Chase The Wind: Doctor Who/Studio C [Book 1]

Chase The Wind: Doctor Who/Studio C [Book 1]

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"Rose Tyler..."We all know what happened after the Doctor said goodbye to Rose Tyler-a loudmouthed, ginger bride appeared on the TARDIS and demanded to know where she was.But what if instead of being ginger, the 'bride' was blonde? What if instead of Donna, this bride's name was Mallory?The year is 2016. The place-and the people-is Studio C, a sketch comedy group capitalizing on their ever-growing popularity after four years and seven seasons. At the center of it all are Matt Meese and Mallory Everton, half of the original four founding members and, many believe, two halves of a whole themselves.Over the years, they've grown used to the fact that most of their fans ship them, and that 'Mattory' is used as a publicity device. That doesn't bother them, though it's not uncommon for them to put up an annoyed front for the cameras.They just haven't quite managed to figure out that maybe it's never been just for the cameras... and it may take a madman in a blue box to show them so.[Book 1 of the Chase The Wind Series: Doctor Who/Studio C crossover, a rewrite of the episodes The Runaway Bride through Blink.]…

Ridiculous: Mattory

Ridiculous: Mattory

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'I hear Mallory's voice before I see her, and I feel a grin spread across my face as she emerges from the hallway. "Oh, hey Matt, you did make it," she says, throwing me a dazzling smile. I don't know how she does it, but one of those smiles never fails to light up the entire room. Is it any wonder I fall a little bit more in love with her every time I see one?'How long has Matt been in love with Mallory? 'Approximately forever,' according to just about everyone. But he's willing to love her from afar, certain she'll never feel the same... until one fateful night at a Christmas party changes everything. As the "Mattory" craze begins to move from the realm of fantasy to reality, one thing's for sure-at Studio C, things are bound to get ridiculous.And not everyone is happy about it.[EDITING IN PROGRESS][Started: 06/2016First chapter published: 08/21/16Main story completed: 09/18/16][Cover by ExiledRanger]…

Doctor's Log, Stardate: Tuesday

Doctor's Log, Stardate: Tuesday

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[insert random life updates and other strange things here]A place to keep all my stuff and things. May include random art, writing, photos, and other things in general.…