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Distractions

Distractions

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Cover by the brilliantly talented @amxnaah"This is chaos. And not the good kind of chaos. The 'let me go die in a hole' kind of chaos." "Oh calm down. It's not that bad. The boys aren't even here to stab anything."Clary Fairchild wasn't the only daughter of Jocelyn Fairchild and Valentine Morgenstern-just the only known one. She has a twin sister named Everest who's not exactly your average person. She hates sitting in chairs and stools for reasons unknown to her family, she's got purple hair, she's chaotic neutral-chaotic good at best-and she's had ties to the Shadow World since she was 4 years old. Unknowingly of course. But they were there. Seelie friends, vampires who are like brothers, and Shadowhunter besties. Now Everest and Clary are 18 and they're about to have one rollercoaster of a world thrown at them. While Clary pins after Jace and deals with everything involving that mess, Everest deals with an absurd amount of chaos. She has to deal with people going in and out of her life in ways she never thought possible, a new world that she thought she'd only ever read or write about, a sister who has little to no common sense when it's needed, and she's crushing on two guys who just so happen to be crushing on each other as well as her. But, to top it all off, Everest Fairchild has ADHD and is having a hard time keeping up with everything and keeping herself from having an Emotional Overload in the middle of the Institute or worse-lose herself to her own chaos.…

From Dozens to One

From Dozens to One

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The McKinnons have always been known as a large family that could rival the Weasleys when it came to immediate family. Marlene McKinnon adored her family, even if her grandparents were more dramatic than Sirius Black and her cousins were worse gossips than vindictive Ravenclaws.The war was steadily growing more and more fatal as time went on. Death Eaters were no longer only targeting muggles and muggleborns. By 1976 they were targeting anyone who didn't comply with their ideals and morals. That included entire Pureblood families.…

Retrouvailles

Retrouvailles

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Retrouvailles (n.) - the happiness of meeting again after a long timeruh-troov-eye | FrenchThis is the story of what actually happened when Sirius Black and Remus Lupin reunited after thirteen years. This is the story of a love long pushed away being shoved into the light once more despite their best efforts. This is the story of two lost individuals finding their way just a little bit.When Sirius and Remus reunite, a bittersweet harmony of the past and present is created and barriers are both broken down and built up. It's simply a question of which ones lead to good things and which ones could lead to their downfall.…

Children and Stories

Children and Stories

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Loki was pardoned, in a sense. He was put on probation and was sent to stay at Avengers Tower until he made up for his crimes against humanity. One day he meets a child who makes him question his views on the Avengers and children in general. Who is this child and why does everyone care for him so much?…

Down by the Water

Down by the Water

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Regulus Black couldn't swim. Regulus Black was terrified of the water. We know this all too well. James Potter knew this well before any of us knew it. He just never quite realized how large a part Regulus's fear of water an inability to swim would play in their lives.Trigger Warnings: Drowning, death, grief, sorrow, nightmares…

Terrifying Potions Mistresses Rule the World

Terrifying Potions Mistresses Rule the World

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In which eleven year old Harry Potter's inability to not follow Roxanne Jacobs around like a lost puppy comes in handy three years later when the intimidating, sarcastic, and very disapproving Potions Mistress gets fed up with people putting Harry's life in danger.Cover made by the incredibly talented @NinjaOfFanfic154. Link to the cover shop is here: https://www.wattpad.com/1125968027?utm_source=ios&utm_medium=link&utm_content=share_reading&wp_page=reading_part_end&wp_uname=pretty_scary_vampire&wp_originator=gpUWi%2BfL6201tqkjATymyJsGdVE%2Bm7e%2FW4%2Bk1xErmiEs4uM0BCx461MP1yfH4PWhBlSL3PFJk65B6oQ0Xow1oTvSLqnQC8Si9vjo2kEAOm8Lyw0Nj3yewZxrweC8C1Gt…

The Marauders as the Solar System

The Marauders as the Solar System

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The Marauders complete each other, they can't be separated without detrimental consequences. They're like the solar system that way.…

The Reason Behind the Mask

The Reason Behind the Mask

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Sirius Black has always had a mask. He uses that mask to hide himself; hide his intelligence, interests, sexuality, mannerisms, and so much more. There are reasons he has a mask, reasons explained within this story. But there are also times where that mask slips away, times also explained within this story.Trigger warnings! This story discusses trauma, shame, and abusive households, and implies negative self-image.…

Aislin Fairchild, The Dream Walker

Aislin Fairchild, The Dream Walker

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As long as she can remember, Clary Fairchild has been visited in her dreams by a woman with strawberry blonde hair and blue-green eyes that looked aqua. The woman called herself Aislin and claimed to be Clary's sister. Over the years the two became fairly close, well, as close as two people who only talk through dreams can be. Now, with the threat of Johnathan Morgenstern quickly becoming more than the New York Shadowhunters and their friends can handle, Clary relies the dream when she first met Aislin and hopes to gain the woman's help. Only, Clary doesn't really know all that much about Aislin in real life, only what she learned in dreams. Aislin's not what the girl is expecting her to be like. She's more of a good and patient person who still has feelings instead of the emotionless angelic figure Clary had painted in her head. Oneshot…

Mari Odinsdottir

Mari Odinsdottir

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Loki, Thor, and Hela aren't the only children of the royal Asgardian family; there's a fourth child. Her name is Mari and she's only a few weeks younger than Loki. Raised with the knowledge that she'd never get the throne no matter what, and that she looked exactly like her big sister Hela who her father hates, Mari always carried some resentment towards Odin and at one point, the rest of her family. The moment she was able to control her magic and learned of the secret passages to other realms, Mari was on Asgard as little as possible. She was on Midgard often and is able to blend in with the humans as if she was human herself and not the youngest of the Allfather's children. Raised as both a warrior and a magic user, Mari never fit in in any one crowd. She was able to spar with Sif and the Warriors Three, just as she was able to keep up with the advanced classes at the magic academy. So, once she reached adulthood, she left her home to travel. She left behind her friends, family, and most of her belongings. The only things she brought were her armor, her dual Kindjals that are laced with her magic, two outfits from Asgard, the charm bracelet from her siblings, and a small seashell that allowed her to contact her siblings whenever she wished. Now, Mari's finally coming to visit Thor and Loki for the first time in almost 20 years. Chaos ensues, death threats are constant, stories are told, and pancakes are made. This is the series of oneshots that tells Mari Odinsdottir's story. Note: Loki is Genderfluid and there will be other LGBTQ+ characters within this story. I do not tolerate any hate, insults, homophobia, transphobia, racism, etc. on my stories. If you say or do anything that is hurtful to others, your comment will be deleted. Enjoy the story.…

Angry and Bitter; The Earth Shaker's Daughter

Angry and Bitter; The Earth Shaker's Daughter

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There is a reason why the Roman demigods were so hesitant to trust Percy Jackson when he arrived, a reason why they were all afraid of him. They had seen what a child of Neptune was capable of, the destruction they could cause. Years before Percy Jackson arrived at Camp Jupiter, there was a girl with long black hair and eyes all the colors of the ocean that made her way to the camp. She got stares wherever she went and they just got worse once they discovered her parentage and what she could do with her powers.The Romans feared the sea, the Roman demigods feared Percy Jackson, but they still fear Rylie Evans for she is so much worse than the Percy Jackson or the sea. She was a black mark on Camp Jupiter's record, a stain on their image. She was kept away as a prisoner, hidden from everyone. Percy Jackson never even knew of her, nor did the Greek demigods-that was the way the Romans wanted it. But now the demigods are losing the fight against Gaea and there is only one way Reyna can think of to tip the scales in their favor. It's time for Rylie Evans to reveal herself and all that her powers can do.Oneshot…

For the Love of Chaos

For the Love of Chaos

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Two sets of twins, two different dimensions, one accident. When disaster strikes, a set of muggle twins are transported across several dimensions into the world of one of their favorite book series; Harry Potter. As they face the challenges of suddenly being witches, going to school with Harry Potter, and knowing the fate of those around them, chaos reigns. Hating the way the books ended, the twins plan to do their best to fix things and not completely screw the world over. Will these girls' meddling be for better or for worse? Or will they end up just being two more background characters who just so happen to play a few pranks occasionally?…

Never Forgotten

Never Forgotten

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A short story I rewrote for a workshop…

You're Not Supposed to be Here?

You're Not Supposed to be Here?

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Muggles can't see Hogwarts in all its glory. Instead, they see smoking, crumbling ruins that they avoid at all costs in fear of being crushed to death. What happens when a young woman decides that she's going to explore Hogwarts? Chaos, annoyed Severus Snape, ignored Minerva McGonagall, and never ending giggling, that's what.Oneshot…

Dancing Spider

Dancing Spider

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Amaryllis Rosi. One of Peter Stark's best friends who just so happened to be the one to get him into dance. Now, 6 years after they met, the two of them have a tradition where every month they go do something involving a different style of dance. This month, it's traditional ballroom dancing. Except, Tony, Pepper, and the other Avengers have no idea who Amaryllis is, or that Peter is a great dancer. Much less that he's going to a ball.Oneshot…

Hadrian Potter, 'Revenge'- My version

Hadrian Potter, 'Revenge'- My version

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Hadrian Potter Revenge is a story constructed on the one you've all heard before, however this story is a little different and presents a different mass of events. It is upon this story that I create my own. Hadrian and Harriet Potter grows up alone in the obscure shadow of their younger brother, Daniel Potter, The-Boy-Lived. Daniel is loved while the twins are forgotten. In the absence of love a cold, hard, calculating boy, and an emotionless, cunning girl are born. Sorted into Slytherin, the Potter twins find a home in both their house and in Hogwarts. Hadrian and Harriet learn what it means to be a Potter in Slytherin - The Parties, The Power, The Wealth and The Responsibility.After four years away from home, Hadrian and Harriet returns to Potter Manor from their sixth year at Hogwarts. But he is no longer the young, jealous, heartbroken boy who left home when he was twelve, nor is she the same girl that wanted her parents' affections and approval for what she did. It is only then that everyone notices who they have become and the detrimental consequences of their actions.This is my fan fiction of a fan fiction. You should go read MORTEMAMIGO's story first, if you would like the actual version. Many things will change, some will not, but the main difference, besides the edition of Harriet, is that mine will be nowhere near as good or detailed as theirs.King Slytherin/Grey Hadrian.…

Hacker Girl

Hacker Girl

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Avengers Tower. One of the most secure buildings in the world right? Well, it must not be if a 17 year old Asgardian hacker can get into the system on a school bus. What if that school bus was heading to said tower for a Midtown High field trip? Or when that hacker can control the entire Junior year with a snap of her fingers? And not in a magical way, in a 'it's a signal to do certain thing' kinda way. Will Tony find out that she hacked his tower? What about the others that she knows? How does she know Peter? Oneshot…

Muggle in Azkaban

Muggle in Azkaban

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When a dementor stumbles upon a campsite, it is in for the shock of a life time. Not only can the muggle resist the dementor's affects, the muggle can talk and understand the dementor. The dementor wants to bring this muggle to the head dementor if Azkaban Prison, but the muggle wants to ask two of the most dangerous inmates questions. How will this work out? Will the muggle make it out alive? Or will the muggle succumb to the affects of the infamous prison?One shot…