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Burnout

Burnout

270 2 1

In an attempt to get back into Ms Goodwin's good books - and to earn enough money to keep himself fed and clothed - Will's been taking on more and more shifts at the hospital. Ten hour shift, sleep for four hours in the on-call room, repeat. It's bound to take its toll eventually.....set during season 2.…

Drowning

Drowning

2,438 74 5

Jeremy once said - jokingly - in an interview that he'd rather die than have either Richard or James do first aid on him......he never expected it to be put to the test though.....…

Minor Inconveniences

Minor Inconveniences

2,533 39 3

They say you're not supposed to get the flu in the summer. Well actually, as one member of the Top Gear trio was about to find out, it turns out you can. And it's just as unpleasant as ever.…

P.T.J.C.C.S

P.T.J.C.C.S

441 17 1

Post Traumatic Jet Car Crash Syndrome - it doesn't exist, and it hasn't existed for more than ten years. Until Jeremy makes an amphibious car using a very powerful jet engine and tries to convince Richard to come on the test run, that is.......…

Memories Unbidden - TG3

Memories Unbidden - TG3

381 14 1

This wasn't supposed to make them think about it - the "it" that they had promised never to speak of again - yet it was never far from their minds, least of all when a timid voice comes over the intercom at approximately 11:15pm: "Guys, I've binned it."Or: Jeremy sees that Richard is quite shaken after their Britcar is brought back to the pits following its crash, and he tries to help his little friend out.…

Let Rest Your Weary Head

Let Rest Your Weary Head

1,644 33 1

All Dec wanted was to spend the day in bed. Unfortunately; Rocky, work, and that horrible headache he woke up with all have other ideas......…

And So the Lullaby Sings

And So the Lullaby Sings

2,256 63 1

During a break at the long day of Manchester auditions, Stephen walks into the judges' room and finds Ant and Dec fast asleep. He - and the judges - decide to do everything they can to keep them that way. Fluff abounds.…

Little One

Little One

9,916 234 7

When Eamonn is called to pick his littlest brother up from school, he has no idea just how sick their little squirt is. The next few days sure will be a lot of fun for him and the rest of the family. Shame their parents are away on holiday.......Sick fic.…

The Greatest Showman

The Greatest Showman

1,323 47 1

Tonight's the night. The first BGT semi-final for 2018, and no one was more nervous than Declan Donnelly......…

Field Surgery

Field Surgery

3,613 87 3

When Bob's friend Cameron pays a visit to the I'm a Celebrity set, no one could ever have dreamed that his skills would be put to the test in such a dramatic way.......…

Flu Jab

Flu Jab

881 32 1

It's that time of year again, and the last thing Dec wants to do is get stabbed with a needle...... Pretty short.…

Sick Day

Sick Day

2,026 41 1

Ant hasn't heard from or seen Dec for three days, and he's starting to get worried. What he finds when he finally goes to his friend's house, however, more than explains everything. Sick-fic.…

Of Cuddles and Naps

Of Cuddles and Naps

2,846 71 1

It's been a long tour, and in the end, there's no comfier place for a nap than your best friend's lap. Inspiried by *THAT* picture David posted.......Quite short, but full of fluff.…

The Best of Surprises

The Best of Surprises

1,051 36 1

25th September 2013. It's Dec's birthday, but no one seems to have remembered: not his family, not his best friend, not even their followers on Twitter. What's he to do?…

Crashing Out

Crashing Out

4,350 107 3

"I genuinely thought you were gonna topple!"What if......he had?…

The Little Brother

The Little Brother

7,771 155 5

Stephen has been called many things ever since he began his presenting career alongside Britain's best-loved double act. But to the boys, he's the little brother that neither of them ever had.This story tells of four times when Stephen looked after Ant and Dec, and of one time when they returned the favour.…

The Chronicles of Medic Bob

The Chronicles of Medic Bob

24,786 374 21

A series of mostly unconnected tales starring everyone's favourite Aussie medic, Medic Bob. Follow his adventures as he deals with everything from minor cuts to serious illnesses.Or: a series of stories where the author puts the boys through hell and then uses Medic Bob to come to the rescue.…

So Hurt

So Hurt

788 31 1

"I don't like you, Ray. And come to think of it, I don't think I ever have....."Who would have thought that just that one line could have hurt so much?…

Five Little Words

Five Little Words

17,684 451 14

It's another series of Saturday Night Takeaway, and another round of Ant vs Dec. The challenge this week? An obstacle course ending with a terrifying zip wire. But what happens when something goes horribly wrong?…

Ornithophobia

Ornithophobia

963 36 1

It's during a break when filming scenes for Byker Grove when Ant first discovers Dec's fear of birds.....…