Earl Grey with Lemon
A collection of random bits and pieces, as well as stories, rambling and TopWhoLock. The 'Top' being Top Gear.…
Last Man Standing
When old friends James May and April Roux start dating, no one is more surprised than Richard. But everything seems to be going perfectly. For a month anyway. And then things start happening that make Richard wonder who this April Roux really is, and what secrets she's hiding.{Fair warning: many a Top Gear death, okay? Like seriously, death everywhere. Death and other bad things.Side note: Yes, the chapters are short. Yes, it's supposed to be like that.}…
Adopted by Top Gear
This is what happens when you see everyone writing these 'Adopted By' stories, you haven't written one, and your wonderful friend Debbie encourages you instead of putting a stop to your mad idea.This is the story of Mercedes, who grew up in an orphanage, and decided one day to run away and see the world for herself.Or rather, see Dunsfold for herself; she doesn't get very far.…
Everything's Changing
Because who doesn't love a good dose of angst?Debbie, I'm looking at you ;) This is payback for hurting Richard. And also I just love extreme angst and feels and being Satan.A story of love, jealousy, hurt, tea and cars.…
Insanity {RPF}
What's this? Another ridiculous fanfic being started when I should be continuing my others?Okay, but this one has PewDiePie! And Cryaotic! And Minx!!And a cover drawn by myself (I never said I was artistic okay) that had to be cropped slightly.This is a highly original story ahahahahahahaha not. This has probably been done before but fuck it all, I'm doing it.There will be plot twists none of you see coming. Possibly manly tears of pain. Definitely magic and other fun things.Enjoy?…
The Continuing Adventures of My Life
A not-so-small collection of one shots from the fandom universe. Sherlock, Doctor Who, Top Gear, Supernatural, Once Upon a Time, etc.Most, if not all, of the Sherlock ones are Jesstrade (Jessica and Lestrade) and are connected.Enjoys, dearies (:…
Promises Kept and Unkempt {Wattys2015}
Sara Kennedy and her best friends Richard Hammond, James May and Jeremy Clarkson all work on the hit BBC TV show TopGear.David Tennant is jealous of any man close to his fiancé, Sara.When Sara replaces Richard as a co presenter, things begin to spiral out of control faster than she could have imagined, and it leaves her wondering if she really is safe in her fiancés arms.…
Crazy for You
When Richard Hammond snaps under the pressure after filming season nine of Top Gear, he winds up at Mansfield Estate for the Mentally Ill. He befriends an orderly there named Colleen, who is trying to get him back on his feet, but all is not what it seems.TW: Vague mentions of Richard's crash…
Holding On: A Sequel {Coming Soon}
The sequel to the equally amazing Everything's Changing.Coming Soon! Keep your eyes peeled.…
Genesis Loving Zombies
Jeremy Clarkson, the insufferable oaf that he is, has gone and brainwashed everyone, thus turning them all into Genesis loving zombies.Well, everyone apart from Jessica and Richard. Their hate for the band protected them.Or did it?…
Consumed by Fire {On Hold}
Cathy Hart got a book one birthday. A lovely purple book with a flaming ink black heart on the cover and the title Inkheart. Cathy falls in love with the story and the idea of Silvertounges and Fire-Eaters. One day she decides to read aloud from a book, to see if that kind of magic exists, but nothing happens. Then she convinces Draco Malfoy to read Inkheart aloud and suddenly finds herself in the Inkworld, with no memory of who she is or how she got there. But there is one thing that she remembers; Dustfinger.…
Cascade of Not Quite Dreams
My NaNoWriMo story from this year, 2014.It has yet to be finished, I didn't have the time to actually complete NaNo. But I tried and therefore I won.…
Curse of Callisto || Doctor Who
This is a story of the mad, wonderful man known simply as The Doctor.After the Doctor dropped Donna Noble back on Earth, he went looking for a distraction. Instead, he found an army of Cybermen, who forced him to regenerate. He escaped, and decided to leave Earth for a while, hiding out in the garage of his TARDIS, in the middle of space.This is what happened when he went back.…
Top Gear vs A Caravan
The Top Gear boys (and girl) are going on a camping trip. Again.What could possibly go wrong? *hysterical laughter*{Yeah, I get bored. Yeah, I write Top Gear fanfiction now. Yeah, I know some Welsh.}…
The Chosen One
No, this is not a story about Harry Potter. Figured I'd better tell you that now so that you don't expect him to rock up part way through.This is a story about a university student, her best friend, and three adorable twats- Jezza, Slow and Hamster. Oh, and a mysterious box.I regret nothing. Sorry not sorry. Deal with it. Allthoseotherhashtags.…
Zombies are Overrated {Doctor Who}
My entry for FanFicFriday Halloween contest, whoop.Me thinks the Doctor would enjoy a good scare on All Hallows Eve ;)…
Kidnapped: A Top Gear story
When a Top Gear trip to Wales goes wrong, one of the boys is kidnapped, along with his car. Will the others be able to track Richard down before something happens? Will he even want to be tracked down?…
Remember Me?
Based on the BBC series Sherlock, this story follows the legendary detective Sherlock Holmes and his blogger John Watson as they solve yet another pressing case.When a young girl is found almost dead in an alleyway around the corner from St Bartholomew Hospital, D.I Greg Lestrade takes the case straight to John and Sherlock. For Sherlock, this case is too easy; there is something wrong, but he can't quite put his finger on it. For John, there might just be a new girl in his life. Unless, of course, someone from their past comes to finish what he started.…
Lilium Inter Spinas (ON HOLD)
Lilium Inter Spinas. A lily amoung thorns.Victoria Rose Snape: the name of Severus Snape's one and only daughter.…