jaded_ghoster

"My plan was to get more crazy with my plans for Mei until eventually, it went up to murder, in which case you would be like 'Oh no! Me being his temporary guardian is a much better alternative to him ending up in jail for manslaughter!'. And if that didn't work out I would start crying, maybe steal a couple tragic backstory plot lines from Marvel, and guilt trip you into thinking 'Oh no again! Me being his guardian is better than him hiring a man named Ben to pretend to be his uncle and die on the street from a bullet wound!'. And if that didn't work... I memorized the lyrics and choreography to 'Hard Knock Life' from the 1976 musical Annie. I think you can guess what my goal for that was,""...Ignoring the fact that you learned a whole dance routine just to assist your scheme-"~~~~~~Or: Aizawa never seems to get a break from the pressure that comes with working with Nezu, now more than ever as the new vice principal of UA. But if anyone thinks that's going to stop him from making crazy changes to the school along side his son- sorry, secretary Midoriya as he cackles at the hero commission burning down in flames, they're dead wrong.Disclaimer: THIS IS THE SEQUEL TO MY OTHER STORY: Throw a chair through a window and call it a day. Not my characters, this is all Horikoshi. Originally Posted on ao3 under the same username. once again, THIS ANIME ISNT MINE. NOT MINE. NOT MINE. DONT YOU DARE SUE ME(This fic is gonna be on hiatus for a little while longer while I work on this other fic, but as soon as i'm done with that i'll get back to working on chapter 4!)…

jaded_ghoster

Shota didn't have the best relationship with his parents. And by that he means they didn't have one at all.If he had to choose one way to describe it, he'd say their family dynamic was like an unspoken contract between business partners. They lived their separate lives and only contacted each other when it came to technical matters. It was simple, it was logical, and he was fine with it. And when he moved out at 18 with nothing but three words as a final goodbye, he was still fine with it.It's only after thirteen years had passed, when his parents show up at UA's gates claiming to have no motives other than finally getting to know their only child, does he realize he was not, in fact, fine with it.(cross posted on ao3, alternate title is 'trying and failing to write aizawa centric angst'. I don't own Bnha, nor do I own the artwork on the cover, both belong to Horikoshi. This is just a fanfic dedicated to it.)…

jaded_ghoster

"Vla- no, not him." Shota scowled, he would rather give up all his naps than live to see the day where Sekijiro Kan of all people became his superior. "Snipe?!""Not emotionally available at the moment as he is currently battling his romantic feelings for Kayama-san." Shota shot back down."For the love of god-!""As you can see, me appointing you as principal is the only logical decision available,"~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Or: Nezu goes on a week long business trip and makes Aizawa the temporary principal while he's gone, giving him all the powers the principal of UA would normally have. Aizawa, prepared to use this power to it's full capacity, silently vows to make as many changes to UA as he can in a single week. He appoints Midoriya as his secretary for the time being and together they wreak havoc among the school, showing no mercy to any obstacle in their path (And maybe becoming father and son along the way). The rest of the staff and students are left to sit back and watch as everything they know goes up in flames.DISCLAIMER: I do not own Boku No Hero Academia or any of the characters. Originally posted on Ao3 under the same username. The fanart is mine anyway so we gucci. If you know me and you saw me post this, no you did not. Turn back around and forget this existed. Once again, THIS ANIME ISNT MINE. NOT MINE. NOT MINE. NOT MINE.…