the funniest shit I've ever written
a compilation of the funniest fanfics and short stories I've ever written…
ghostedKilljoy
original works
a compilation of short stories written by me with my original characters.…
more tomtord because Wattpad is misbehaving
the sequel to "just a fuckton of tomtord shit" because for whatever reason Wattpad won't let me update that book…
just- a fuckton of tomtord shit
tomtord, it's tomtord all the way down. Technically tordtom if you're picky about the name of the top coming first.…
not so famous last words
a collection of my favorite last words people have said. mostly funny and weird last words, but I might have a few serious ones probably not though…
eddsworld into the omegaverse
I need jesus. this is a bunch of omegaverse smutshots, and maybe some without smut, my ships are: tomtord, paultryck, eddmatt, cola losers, mattmark, and that's about it. jon is too much of an innocent bean for me to include him in this, okay I might have one domestic jonuardo fluff but Jon is too good for Eduardo and yeah, Jon deserved way better.…
my alphas
tord Matt and Edd are alphas, Tom is an Omega. the three alphas are highly overprotective but they all love their boyfriend, Tom. Tom claims not to have a favorite, but that's not exactly true ...…
welcome to night Vale oneshots
because I don't believe in writing a multifandom one shot book...…
Homestuck omegaverse
I need help, I write too much omegaverse fics…
Meanwhile at camp half blood
Meanwhile at camp half-blood...Shenanagins that happen at camp half blood on a normal basis. Will include my ocs because there aren't many side characters to use. The main seven might make a few cameos, idk.…
Run away with me (anytime you want)
Gay drarry idk what else to say…
Drarry into the omegaverse
A fuckload of drarry omegaverse oneshots because I've been writing these nonstop.I finally made a cover for this XDEvery comment gives me so much serotonin because I can pretend I have friends for a lil bit…
Drarry oneshots
I'm excellent at titles guys…
He will be mine
Just a royal drarry fanfic…
Harry and friends according to Rita Skeeta
Just a compilations of crackfics…
Harry Potter incorrect quotes
Back at it again with the incorrect qotes…
Hamilton incorrect quotes
Ah fuck incorrect quotes seem to be the only thing I'm good at.…
Snowbaz oneshots
Yeet yeet skeet skeet it's snowbaz oneshots…
Carry on incorrect quotes
The incorrect quotes of Simon, Baz, Penelope, and maybe Agatha.…
20 reasons not to...
Okay, so in this I will be listing 20 reasons not to do stuff, it's not all bad stuff. I am not anti-taco bell for listing 20 reasons not to eat at Taco Bell. That's just an easy topic. Please comment any topics you want me to cover!…