callmechais

discontinued the story after techno said that shipping was cringe because i take that as a sign that hes uncomfortable, and you should always respect the wishes of the blood god.will be completely taken down at 12:00pm est, 9/25/2020.ED (10/20/2021): Reuploaded! I literally can't care less about this shit anymore. Publishing this so that I can look back on how cringy my old writing was.Anyway. Main premise was that this was a chatfic set in a HS setting.…

callmechais

𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐛𝐢𝐚 【𝐧.】 𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞.ED: (10/20/2021) This book was originally archived back in.. fall of last year. I am reuploading it because I no longer have any moral boundaries preventing me from staring my sins in the eyes. Anyway, have fun reading, you degenerates.--⚔️just oneshots of your favourite simping nerds.i take requests, aha.i also write 2 other dreamnoblade books, so updates might be slow.obvs this contains ships, did you not read the title? dumbo.--⚔️hey whats up if ur dream or techno dont read pls,,, ill literally cry (also dont share this book with the ccs mentioned to avoid uncomfortable situations. just cuz i dont use their real names doesnt mean that ppl cant get weirded out)--⚔️started: 9/1/2020ended: n/arequests?: open (keep in mind i have all rights to deny any requests, and just bc its requested doesnt mean ill write it)…

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𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞【𝐧.】𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐫 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐰𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐚𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲.--➹this story *may* contain shipping (i will mark it with the ship at the top of the chapter if there is one!), so proceed with caution. also, it definitely WILL be including spoilers of the smp, so dont click if ur not good with that ahapeople included (may update as people are added into the smp): the dreamteam, wilbursoot, tommyinnit, tubbo_, schlatt, quackity, the_eret, nihachu, thunder1408, the three ps and hbomb(be aware that im not too familiar with punz/ponk/purpled/hbomb, so i probably wont write of them much), technoblade, badboyhalo, etc.--➹that was a shit ton of characters so anyways-request away! i want to fucking die 100% of the time so idk if ill do it, but i probably will because if i dont guilt will eat away at me until i lay facedown in a puddle with maggots surrounding my corpse. sorry for the graphic image btw, ill remove that desc if someone feels overly uncomfortable (dm me if you do)right, also, if any of the ccs express that they are uncomfortable being in fanfictions, i will take this down! we respect peoples feelings here kids--➹started: sept 24th, 2020ended: n/a…

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𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫. 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝟐 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠.--⚠️in which 10 people are ushered onto a spaceship, taken to different locations and told to participate in a twisted game in which they must murder one another for the sake of their own survival.small oneshot-like chapters in different locations (maps) :))--⚠️no explicit ships, i *might* include some rarepairs but its unlikely.remember to respect cc's privacy n wishes, kids--⚠️started: sept 27th, 2020ended: n/a…