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IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED DO NOT READ THIS. IT IS A CRACK FICTION, NOT MEANT TO OFFEND.Andrea Capelli is a man of questionable status and merit, stranded in a small village in China during the IDK Dynasty. There, he falls in love with Tian Fuzhen, the head villager's daughter, a matchless beauty. But their love seems cursed from the moment it begins... a tragic tale of starcrossed lovers, and the simultaneous rise of the Computist Party."An excellent tale." -Chef Excellence…

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Wo Geinan is a suave, Ralph Lauren polo-wearing Chinaman. Ling Pingguo is a sensitive and kind Apple salesman. Both of them share a profound love for Lego, the Danish building block company. What will happen when these two passionate people clash both heart and soul?(WARNING: The author wrote this when they were extremely high on chocolate. This work is not meant to offend anyone's sensibilities or violate any person's rights. All rights for Lego House go to the appropriate parties. I AM IN NO WAY RELATED TO LEGO.That said, please enjoy Geinan and Ping Guo's heartwarming love.)…