TheRealAndyDwyer

Why are there 2000 possible characters here? Who writes with such complexity that they need to have a 200 word summary? That's just being annoying. Imagine someone who feels bound to fill up the void with their story yet doesn't have enough substance to it to avoid spoiling plot twists. Imagine thinking "Oh wow this saucy fan fiction that has nothing to do with the tone of the original peice looks so good," and then opening it to find nothing because all of the writers creativity was sucked out of them during the description like a sponge taped to the back of a jet engine. That's some pretty intense suction there. Jet engines are so intense, even when they're not used to protect dozens of lives from the frigid water below, people still find the need to remind themselves of their power. Like the scene from Indiana Jones where the big punchy guy gets sliced by rotor blades, or in Eagle Strike when Cray gets vaporized by air force one's engines. There are so many instances where filmmakers make everyday objects seem deadly for more creative flair. Like in Gremlins where the little hellbeast tries to hide in a blender and gets wrecked by the main characters 1980s mom. Who looks at a nickel and thinks, "Wow, if a million of these things were poured into a pipe with a person inside than they'd probs die." If there's ever a zombie apocalypse, find a writer and stick with them, because they know how to kill things with lame stuff. Except for those crap ones like Mike Lupica. If there's ever a zombie apocalypse him and his bland, stereotypical, overhyped sports novels would be dead before the media knew about it. He might even start the apocalypse. If any government thingy is surveiling me, take down Lupica before he's the death of us all. Or better yet, just most Mikes. Except the one from stranger things or anyone who isn't Mike Lupica or Mike Pence. They're all cool. Boom, apocalypse averted. I've typed apocalypse so much that it sounds weird now. Oh, look, I've hit the…