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Survival Tips to Reading This Book:1. Don't get a nose piercing, unless you want to. Otherwise, slay. 2. Don't listen to too much music from the 80s or else it will play on repeat in your head and likely give you magical powers of light. 3. If you used to be an innocent princess and then became a rebel leader, don't make glass your whole thing. It gives you a lot of splinters. 4. Never get on an elevator with an ogre. Scratch that, never get on elevators in your high school's basement that haven't worked for years but suddenly work at midnight once a month. 5. Reading this will give you an existential crisis. And a headache. 6. Never trust a mermaid. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. None of this is real.…